Vegas: Side Story

Oklah, since I'm not doing anything today and I don't feel like doing anything else rather than duduk setonggok depan laptop ni (eh, pernah ke aku buat anything else?? haha!) meh la I story-mory sikit pasal my trip to Vegas.

I'm not gonna upload gambar ke apa cause my card reader rosak kan!! And plus, gambar-gambar yang MIL tangkap tak best..hahahahaha..oh matiler kutuk. Anyway, I just ordered a new card reader yang berharga $0.64 di Amazon.com

Har har har.

Yes, $0.64 nokkkkk, but I still have to pay around $3.00+ for the overall cause the Shipping cost is $2.99!! Apa ni, S&H cost more than the product itself!!

F You!

Ok ok anyway, the trip was super amazingly awesome albeit it was hot and dry.

Panas macam Malaysia, but kering macam desert.

Eh wait, Nevada = Desert kan!!

I mean I never thought America could be THAT hot, but guess not!! It IS that hot!!

Pardon for my ignorance.

From my hotel room I could see the (brown) mountains around the city. Felt as if I was in a crater....or was I???

Pardon for my ignorance.

The WHOLE city is so brown sebab tak der rumput, with green patches. You could see it well on the air. Jakun nokk, dalam kapal terbang lagi dah melompat kejakunan. I mean sure I've seen a desert on the TV, but not in real life!!! I could see crates everywhere! Mountains botak dan jeng-jeng-jeng.....I SAW THE HOOVER DAM!!!

YAAY!!!

But masa tu aku terlampau seksaited sampai terlupa nak amik gambar. *slaps head*

I mean mula mula I was like "eh, betul ke, apasal kecik jeeee, dlm TV nampak besar!!". I wasn't too sure sebab betul ahh, kecik! But Don berkali-kali cakap "yesss, it's the Hoover Dam..".


Why so small meh???

Oh wait, I was on the air.

Hehe.

Pardon my ignorance.


Anywayyssss, it was a 4 days 3 nights trip and throughout the whole trip, kaki aku sakit sebab penat berjalan. Mak gajah ni jalan tanpa henti nokkkk.

Now that I've been there, I can safely say that majority of the tourists yang datang sana are CHINESE and SPANISH/MEXICANS.

Apakah??

Pusing kiri Cina, pusing kanan Spanish.

Most of the workers are spanish/mexicans too.



That reminds me of an event that happened while we were in Paris Hotel. OK lah, I was busy membelek barang in this one shop kan, and ada one couple from Spain/Mexico (either one lah!!) at the counter talking..or at least TRYING to talk to the cashier. The cashier was trying to advise them on the item yang they bought and the couple couldn't understand her!

And the cashier couldn't understand the couple too.

Who goes to America not knowing any English anyway????

Anyway, as they were communicating bahasa itik dan ayam, Don and I were happily browsing anyway sebab semua items harga $10 fixed. Haha.

Sekali...

Cashier: Excuse me miss *sambil lambai-lambai kat aku* Do you know how to speak Spanish??

Uwaaaaaaaaa!!

Just because I'm brown serta berhidung kembang, does that make me Mexican???

Of course la aku gelak sweet-sweet and said no kan....but I should have said "tak, saya tak paham apa awak cakap"

Hahaha...matiler tetiba cakap BM kannn, mau sakit jantung makcik cashier tuu. Mesti stress gilosss.

Don jahat, he was laughing all the way.

Tak pe, tak pe, ada ubi ada batas, ada hari boleh balass!! (hahaha, motif berpantun budak sekolah??)



On another not-so-happy-and-gelak-gilos story, kali ni I have to type in BM sebab takut family dia baca..nanti habis la credibility saya as wanita solehah! hahaha...apa kes tetiba!

Saya amat tidak gemar traveling dengan makcik Don. Dia sungguh er, merah tengkuk (sila translate ke English). Saya tahu la dia berasal dari selatan, tapi tak perlu lah nak bawak perangai merah tengkuk dia merata-rata!! Sungguh bising serta obnoxious.

Dia telah tekan a few buttons dan saya tidak boleh bertoleransi lagi. All of us (kecuali dia) share the same view.

Dia sungguh memalukan. Dia telah merosakkan image syarikat keluarga ini (they went to Vegas for business trip remember?) dan respek saya ke atas dia sudah hilang. Kenapa saya perlu respek dia kalau dia tidak respek saya?

Kami tidur di bilik yang sama, dan you know I can't bernafas kalau ada orang merokok kan. Dia setiap MINIT akan merokok dan bilik akan jadi macam serombong keretapi.

Setiap malam saya tidak dapat tidur yang cukup sebab setiap kali dia merokok, saya akan terbangun.

I've tried to tolerate dan kasitau dia, mak serta Don suruh dia jangan merokok banyak sangat (subtle la of course), tapi dia masih berdegil. Hoi bukan sebatang dua rokok ok, habis sebatang, hisap lain, habis yang itu, hisap lain.

OMG.

Macam mana nak tahan kalau constantly bernafas asap???!!

Ada satu malam tu I had to wake Don up di bilik sebelah (connecting room) sebab aku terbangun cause my nose bled all over the sheet. Panic beb.

Hoh, hidung berdarah ok.

I suspect hidung aku berdarah sebab of the hot weather dan triggered with me breathing under the sheet sebab aku tak tahan dengan asap rokok dia. Dah la weather panas, tambah pulak dengan me breathing my own oksigen dan berwap dalam sheet, mana tak keluar darah!!

I spent a good 10 mins dalam bilik air semata-mata nak bernafas secara normal.

Sungguh keji kan perempuan tu.

Everybody had a talk dengan dia, and even mom yang paid for everything (which makes her berkuasa Veto la kan??) suruh dia kurangkan rokok bila dalam bilik sebab we (mom, Don and I) tak tahan. Even bapak Don has the decency to turun to lobby untuk merokok sebab dia respect kami yang tidak merokok ini.

Tapi adakah si perempuan itu kisah?? NO.

Ada lagi isu dia masa dia pergi meeting, but cukuplah dengan apa yg aku bitching kan ini. I wasn't in the meeting, so tak perlulah aku burukkan dia lagi. Nanti cerita jadi lain, aku di blame memfitnah pulak kan.

At the end of the trip, semua orang dah bengang dengan makcik tu. And I mean SEMUA orang. Bapak Don lagi la bengang sebab he knows dia well kan (makcik tu adik bapak Don), sampai siap panggil makcik tu "asshole" lagi.

Anyway, walaupon dia keluarga, tapi saya tidak mahu duduk/tidur bersama dia lagi.

NEVER AGAIN.


Ok lah, cukup rintihan hati (cheway, rintihan hatiii hahaha!) untuk kali ini.

Bai!!

Yang Benar,
Alia reporting from North Carolina on Vegas.

Vegas Teaser

Las Vegas Blvd

Oklah, kasi teaser sikit since raya dah dekat so tak der sesiapa yang akan online, baik aku letak sekeping gambar je kan.

Nanti bila raya fever dah habis, baru upload selambak.

I have so many to tell! So lazy to type! Hahaha...

Anyway, see you guys after raya! Selamat Hari Raya!



p/s: My camera still kenot upload pictures :(
p/ss: That picture I curik from MIL punya camera. hikhikhik.

VEGAS

LAS VEGAS WAS SUPER AWESOME AND SUPER HOT AND SUPER DRY.

Like seriously hot and dry ok.

Ok tu je update kali ni. Bai.




Hahahah!!

Sakit hati tak?



p/s: kenot update now, just got back yesterday and I'm still tired and my card reader isn't working. So I have to find another way to upload the pics (and videos; no, bukan vid of me, video of the shows - mesti manusia manusia dogol yang dengki gembira kan?)

Jalan-Jalan, Cari Duit

Not much of an update, saja gatal jari nak type.

Went to the bank today, first time withdraw duit guna ATM, jakun nok. Pastu tak boleh withdraw amount yg nak, sebab dah reach withdrawal limit. Padahal nak keluarkan $400 je. Bukannya $40,000. So kenalah withdraw setengah hari ni, setengah besok. Blahhhh.

I oso masuk dalam bank pergi kaunter. Sunyi gilossss! Tak macam bank kat Malaysia, senantiasa ramai orang. Mmg tak der orang hokeyy. Maybe sebab aku tinggal kat kampung, tapi maybe jugak sebab diorg kat sini banyak gila banks.

Paling lawak ada bank nama Fifth Third bank. Waddefak? And you expect people to simpan duit dalam bank yang bernama Fifth Third? HA!

Lepas tu pergi Kannapolis Customer Service. Haku ingat apa la, rupanya city council eh? Macam majlis perbandaran la kot.

Ok tu je.

Haha..update macam ntah apa-apa.

Oh, oso, hari ni agak chilly. Nama pon Fall/Autumn kan. Pokok dah start tukar kaler, matahari dah start main sorok-sorok, angin dah start menggila. Oh syiok.

Hahah...

Nanti boleh beli jaket. Haha!!

Jakun betul.

Ok lah, pening ni, nak baring/tidur. Haha...pemalas sungguh si Alia ni.

WARNING: Update tungang-langgang dan pictures overload.

Arghhh...malasnya nak hapdet blog ni.

I've no news to broadcast, I've got no pictures to show, I've got nothing to brag. Oklah tipu, ada gambar but I need photoshop utk membuat efek efek antarabangsa (apakah??) serta mengecilkan perut ibu gajah iniw.

It's been a slow couple of days lah, tak keluar mana-mana so tak der cerita yang gempak gempak (wah, selama ni ada ke cerita gempak Alia oiii). Takkan aku nak tulis pasal tingkap lagi??

Oh speaking of that tingkap punya entry, no, mmg tingkap lain tak der harapan lah nak bukak, mmg stuck gila babeng punya, but see that plant? Pokok tu sekarang dah mcm separa hidup..hahaha! Punya lah pemalas nak siram hari-hari..

Pastu ada hati si mat tu cakap kenapa aku tak siram pokok itu sebab pokok itu memberi oksigen. Hak tuih. Siram la sendiri!

Oleh disebabkan aku tidak mempunyai objektif yang kukuh untuk post kali ni, meh la aku tangkap gambar ok!! Best kan kalau blog yang ada gambar walaupon gambar-gambar yang ntah apa-apa?!?!?!

Ok. Jap.

[Pause sementara - sebab nak tangkap gambar]

Ok. Woh, gambar semua ni instant mek, tangkap terus upload. Masih panas panas!

I've tried to tangkap mcm the same position on the Window punya entry tu. Sama la tu mek, cuma sekarang malam. Tengok the pokok! Kuyu beb!

Tak nampak?

Ok kasi zoom sikit.

Kan kan! Kesian..dah la matahari pon mcm ala-ala segan je nak keluar, tambahan pulak ada dua ekor monyet pemalas ni.

Tapi adakah disebabkan Summer's over and it's fall sebab tu pokok semua layu? Ke pokok ni tak makan zaman sentiasa hijau? Eh, nak tanya Don lah.

Anyway, sila lihat gambar-gambar lain ok! Sebab I'm feeling the very the rajin now to tangkap gambar yang ntah apa-apa.

Some of his collections. Buku game, DVD LOTR, Al-Quran serta Yaasin and oh cuma buku Dan Brown tu je saya punya. Hikhikhik.

Gambar gabak of perempuan gabak. Eh, sukahati aku la nak letak gambar apa kan! (Haha..tetiba nak emo). Eh, mata aku macam kecik sebelah, apakah???

Si muka tempayan bersama biskut kegemaran. Kat sini tak der biskut Mary, so substitutenya ialah biskut Grahams! Nyam! Sedap!

Eh, boleh main cak-cak pulak si gedik ni. Adakah mata itu merah sebab terlampau eksaited setelah memakan biskut itu?? (haha, motif??)

Oklah, sebenarnya biskut ni untuk buat S'mores, tapi bahan-bahan yang lain tak der, makan macam tu pon bolehhh. Kata dasar pelahap..apa-apa pon sumbaaaat.

Contoh S'more hasilan google. Meleleh air liur beb! Nyam nyam.

Hahha..cacat sungguh. Roti squishy tu Don beli kat Malaysia (like duh). Tak pernah nampak lagi benda-benda comel mcm tu kat sini.

The most comel-est thing yg pernah aku jumpa kat sini ialah diri saya sendiri. Hahahahaha...silalah sepak bertubi-tubi.

ROCK AND ROLL BABY.

Hahaha...saikonya perempuan ini!! Guitar Hero pon boleh lahhh! Dah la pakai baju tidur, ish, tak senonoh. (Selama ni pernah senonoh ke??)


Sementara si perempuan gedik ni sebok-sebok tangkap gambar sana-sini, si mat itu langsung tak teruja nak tanya "what are you doing there??".

Tengok la tu, busy sangat dengan computer tu.

WHAT A GIRL HAS TO DO TO GET HIS ATTENTION AH?!!


Apa dia buat on that computer??

MAIN WORLD OF WARCRAFT DENGAN KENGKAWAN DIA. Ptuih! (eh sesuka je kan nak meludah..haha)

But I'm not really upset la, because you know why?? Look at his character's name, it's "Challenger Aila" and Aila is Alia if you read it from behind!

He named his main character after me. Hikhikhik.

Now should I rename my character to "Nod"???

Hahhaa...


Ok, tamatlah riwayat hujah kali ini. Sekian.

Gigi putih bersinar sinar?

DILARANG MENONTON JIKALAU ANDA MENGHIDAPI PERASAAN JIJIK TERLAMPAU ATAU PERASAAN MENYAMPAH TERLAMPAU.

Tu dah siap kasi disclaimer, kalau pengsan/bengang/menyampah saya tak tanggung ok.

p/s: Gimme a break lah, first time buat video, mestilah awkward dan kaku dan cakap merepek. But at least I got my point across!! Nanti nanti bila dah expert sikit, guarantee quality mcm pilem starrrr hahaha...

p/ss: Suara lelaki bising on the background itu adalah suara Don. He was playing a game, siap jerit jerit lagi. Amboi amboi..melampau!

p/sss: When I said "wear it for a few days" bukan bermaksud pakai sekali pastu leave it alone for a couple of days! Pakai buang pakai buang la...haha..ok sebenarnya aku baru perasan aku cakap mcm tu lepas tengok balik..

Oh, tapi mcm pelik je bila tengok video tu balik..is that how I sound??? sungguh keji...haha!!

PMS

I've got mood to update. I'm so annoyed at everything and everybody. Partly is to be blamed on the news cause I've been following the Malaysian news religiously and I'm so disappointed at our own countrymen.

So fucking embarrassing.

No point of me dwelving over it now cause it's just gonna make me berapi membara lagi GRR!!!!!!

Another part is because I'm PMSing.

THIS BITCH IS ROARING AND GROWLING.

Rasa mau sepak-sepak orang. Boleh? Sila kasi muka.

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Some blogs are just boring. Plain vanilla boring. Most of these boring blogs, semuanya dasar berlagak. I'm serious ni, its either their write about their beribu-raban ringgit kasut, handbags, makeup atau baju. The same thing over and over...ughh..macam broken record.

My nine west leather boots. My NafNaf retro babydoll. My Warehouse taupe halterneck top. My Stila makeup kit. My Coach brown tote.

Blah blah blah.

How about MY WALMART cardigan huh? Or my MYDIN sleeveless top HUHH?? HUHHHH???? CAN YOU TOP THAT?? I BUY MY SHIT FROM MYDIN. And they're cheap.

CHEAP. You don't know what's that?

Google it.

Anyway, bukan sebab diorg suka berlagak yang membuatkan blog diorg bosan, it's just they write it in English. Plain vanilla english.

Straight out of school punya English.

They don't even use slangs, or urban words, or bahasa pasar. It's just formal English. Macam baca newspaper, but instead of you reporting ada kebakaran or budak kena culik, you are reporting what you had for dinner, or what you wore today.

Bosan lah oi.

You cannot even express emotions! Adakah you're happy, atau sedih, atau apa?? APA??? I can't tell!!

Dah lah perkataan yang diorg guna mcm copy paste dari thesaurus. Nak cari word yang gempak gempak je.

Oklah, I KNOW my blog pon apa kurangnya, dah la bosan, perasan lawa pulak tu, berlagak je lebih, but at least I acknowledged it. Unlike these people yg mcm oblivious on how silly they look from TRYING TOO HARD.





BitchyAlly over and out.