Thursday, December 25, 2014

Fog kepul kepul

Baru baca comments korang on my previous entry...

hahahahahah, relax la uols, I'm not menggelabah tetek thinking he's cheating on me ke apa, masa tu memang emosi mcm cibai sebab PMS.

Patut la that week tetiba je mata berkaca-kaca, padahal petty matters je kotttt

Contoh mcm Don buat muka, tu pun dah sebak.

Hahahahahah

Padahal kot kot masa tu dia terbau ketiak busuk ke apa kan

Serious teruk betul PMS

Hari ni pulak period cramp mcm lahabauuu

Xmas period katanya.


Anyway, tak de nak update apa sangat, sebab perut still cramping, nah sila tengok gambar:


Gambar seperti biasa, timeline tunggang langgang.








Xmas lights atas pagar



This was taken on Xmas Eve. Masa tu, fog tebal. Awan berkepul kepul. 
Macam duduk oberseas uols.
Eh.
Memang oberthesea punnnggg
















Nampak je sejuk menggeletar tetek, tapi tak sejuk pun. 
Cold air on the atmosphere  + hot air on the surface = fog. 
Haha logik tak

I live in the South. So kat sini tak de la sejuk bedi mcm kat up north sana. 
We hardly get snow here. Kalau snow pun, mesti cair in a few hours sebab nipis sgt lapisannya. 





Nah, gambar rumah idaman.
Haha. Masa ni saja dok round round kawasan.
Kat sini rumah semua sebijik sebijik.
Tapi land area tak besar sgt la. Ni mcm rumah upper middle class. Bukan wealthy people pon.
Kalau kitaorg dah ada anak 4, baru la fikir nak pindah duduk rumah mcm ni kot.

Chewah, masa tu maybe budget kewangan dah stabil la kot. Hahah




Nah contact number utuk sesiapa yg nak tolong belikan untuk kami.

hahahahah





Jalan nak masuk ke that neighborhood.
It's a good neighborhood that's for sure. 
Tak de jenayah dan gejala sosial. 

hahahahah






Gambar syiok sendiri mesti ada.



Thumbs down sebab seluar tak de saiz. Hahaha

I need to buy seluar lah.
Seluar yg ada dah tak muat.
So kena pakai leggings je pergi mana mana buat masa ni.

Nak beli jeans, tapi adoi, kena cari saiz besar tapi Short. 
Susah betul jadi hobbit ni.



Ok bai.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Psycho Alia

Eeee rasa macam sakit hati pulak hari ni.



I dunno if I've said this before, but Don adalah sungguh rapat dgn kakak iparnya.
Rapat is not really the best word to describe, tapi mcm ala ala best friend forever gituu.

Kadang kadang gaduh sampai tak bercakap
Tapi lepas tu baik baik semula.

Sumpah mcm BFF.

Anyway, since they work together in the family business, so dia selalulah call/msg Don.
Sometimes about work, sometimes dia just nak bitching/mengadu to him.

I mean I don't have a problem about it, sebab I trust him. I also trust her.

Tapi paling tak boleh blah, orang orang kat sini ada lah jugak syak wasangka, cakap cakap belakang about them.

(Ingat Melayu je ke yg cakap belakang? haha noooo, omputeh pun sama je perangai syaitooooonnirroojim)

So anyway, SIL ni baru lahirkan anak, and since we all know about what ppl bisik bisik belakang tabir, Don selalulah buat joke yg mcm haroom,


"Don't you think the baby looks just like me???"

"That's my kid right there"


Kurang ajaq tau.

I'd laugh at his dumb jokes, tapi mata mcm dah berkaca-kaca.

hahahahaha

saikosis kan aku.

Since we don't hide anything in our relationship, and since we both agreed that if you have to say something, just say it, tak de hints hints, so I told him that I'm uncomfortable of him saying that.

Oleh disebabkan dia respect his psycho wife's request, dia pun stop.



Di pendekkan cerita (eh, cerita mmg dah panjang dah pun!), today I saw this on my FB timeline:




One of his distant family members said this!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Sedihhh tauuuu

Lagi sedih sebab his brother (SIL's husband) is only Don's half-brother
So tang mana gene kuat tuuu

His bro looks like his biological father more

So the chances of this baby looks like both of them (Don and his bro) is so slim!
Unless if they think that Don and SIL are you-know-what!!

Jahat tau manusia manusia ni!
Membuatkan mata Alia berkaca-kaca!


I dunno how these ppl think that she looks like Don! Aku tgk mcm muka both of her parents je!


Is this normal? I mean I'm not saying that he's cheating on me ke apa, but this feeling, this green monster feeling that I have...is this normal?

How to deal with this stupid jealousy ahhhhhh

Is this my hormones telling me that we need to make babies ASAP?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


I know I'm being stupid, tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii




(ayat tergantung)

Friday, December 19, 2014

Pigging out


Post tak de faedah untuk hari ini:


Pigging out.


Specifically, makan cikedis from our xmas stockings.

Makan junk food/makanan tak berkhasiat (chewah) is one of my old bad habits that I've finally managed to control.

So time time holidays ni mmg memerlukan self-control yg amat kuat.





Amik kauuuu
Melantak mcm apaaa daaahhh




His grandma stitched his name







He wanted to show his t-shirt that I bought from Cambodia.



Chilling by the fireplace uols
Fefeling omputeh japs. 

hahahahaha





I only eat chocolates once every 2 (or 3) month. Kalau makan pun, kena control brapa byk makan. Max can eat is 1 bar of kitkat (or half a bar of mars/snickers/etc)

I don't eat ice creams anymore. Which is a miracle for me sebab tak kempunan, cause I really LOVE ice creams. Dulu, kalau stop gas station, mesti beli eskrem.

I don't eat keropok, chips and semua yg seangkatan.
I mean, mmg dari dulu I hardly eat them pun, sebab I don't like the messiness kat tangan. Hahahah.
Dasar pemalas nak basuh tangan afterwards.

Rice is only consumed every other day. Ni fully depends on kerajinan nak masak nasik. hahaha
Kalau Don nak nasik goreng, baru tu ler tanak nasik.

Jaga portions. I usually skip breakfast, sebab mak walrus ni bangun tengah hari. Hahahah
So bila lunch, usually makan sandwiches or left overs. And since tak makan breakfast, portion is small. Depa kat sini are not big on lunches. Selalunya diorg makan salad or buah je.
Kalau aku makan salad or buah je, mesti mati menggelupur.

Over here, we eat a lot of beans. So for dinner, beans ganti rice (with the exception of black beans and rice). Or if there are no beans, we use potatoes.

Oh potatoes.
This one I kenot escape.
Dah boleh idup tanpa nasik, potatoes pulakkkkk yg ganti tempat nasikk

Almost every dish ada potatoes.
Usually baked potatoes.
I don't put butter on mine and I usually cut the whole potato in 2. Sebab tak boleh habis.

I used to eat cheese everyday since I got here. Tapi lately, dah pandai tolak tepi. hehehehe
Don ni jahat, bila dia make me a plate, dia siap paksa makan a slice of cheese, sebab makanan tak sedap tanpa cheese katanya.

Tapi lepas tu, dia la yg membebel paksa aku exercise.

Speaking of exercise, I'd make an effort to jog/walk an hour daily. Nasib baik theyolls ada treadmills, idok je aku menggigil kesejukkan di luar ituuww

1 hour of jogging = I'd burn about 320cal

Tapi kadang kadang tu, saja je buat buat lupa nak exercise.

hjahahahahahaha

Sumpah perangai mcm setan.

Tapi lepaas tu rasa guilty, then mula la rasa gendut (walaupun mmg dah gendut).

Then I'd make an effort to jog 2 hours on the next day.



Fuh.

I know these are not much, I mean I know I should have been doing more (eg: exercise more, perhaps more than just jogging), but I'm slowly making progress.

Walaupun muka masih serupa ikan buntal, tapi seluar seluar yg sedia ada sekarang ni dah tak muat uols.
Mak kena beli baru.

Wardrobe overall katanya.


Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Umum atau 18SX?



I dunno if I should keep my blog U or not...sebab sejak dah kawen ni, tangan mmg gatal sgt nak cakap pasal benda benda 18SX

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Tapi takut uols muntah siap cherry berry hijau pulak nanti

Also, takut family baca. habes sakit jantung mak apak aku di Malaysia tuuuuu hahahahahahahaha

Or kawan family yg baca blog ni (you know who you are!) jadi tukang report ke my family pulak



hahahaha bunyi mcm aku bukak kilang porno je kan

Tak lah. Porno kecil kecilan je. Paling gempak pon atas counter je.

HAHAHSJAHSJAHDSJAHDJAHFDJAHFGJAHGJSHGAS

Hahahahahaha shit la. Aku type, aku yg gelak bersungguh sungguh.

Macam mana nak jadi erotica writer ni.

Hmmm tak pe lah, abaikan cita cita nak jadi penulis skrip porno tu.



Anyway, hello uols!
Apa khabar?
Uols behave tak semasa kehilangan I?
Jgn la noti noti ye, Xmas nak dekat dah, nanti tak dpt hadiah!

hahahahahah

Speaking of Xmas, tahun ni aku first time nak celebrate Xmas. So agak bersungguh sungguh lah MIL beli xmas tree yg real (before this diorg beli plastik je, senang nak kemas katanya)

Since this will be my first time, aku pun beriya iya la tanya Don what should we get for the siblings and nieces and nephews and all that.

Sekali nak tau apa dia cakap?


"We shouldn't be celebrating Christmas. It's a Christian holiday and we're not Christians"


Pangg.
Tamparan reality kena sebijik di pipi.


Hahahahaha
Tapi dia tak de la sampai extreme nak halang. So at the end dia cakap



"Just as long as you're only celebrating it for the sake of just a celebration, no more than as you celebrate Thanksgiving or 4th of July, then it'll be fine" 



Dia cakap lagi, xmas nowadays dah jadi mcm a holiday celebration je. Most people don't associate religion with the celebration.

MIL pulak asyik la tanya, kat Malaysia tak celebrate xmas ke, etc etc.

Adoi.

I told her la, yes we do, it's just my family doesn't.

Lagi la dia excited nak beli itu ini, stocking stuffers lah, hadiah la, etc.

Oh btw, I have my own stocking now! Hahahaha

Ala, you know, those stockings that they gantung atas fireplace tuuuuuuu
Cuma tak sempat nak letak nama lagi.
Selalunya the grandmas yg jahit nama, but since both of his grandmas aren't around anymoreeeeee.....


Anywaaaaayy

This is our xmas tree!

I love the fact that it's not super colorful and all!
Aku ni boring orangnya, I like my tree to be classy. Hahahahah





What's so special about this is that, all of the ornaments belong to Don's grandparents. So mmg design lama lama weh!






And of course, the star of the show (on top of the tree) is this little guy.
Don made it when he was a kid!

I remember this so well sebab everytime during xmas, his mom will upload their xmas tree and will talk about this lil dude here.

I think sejak Don made this angel dude, diorg guna utk the star of the tree.

Nostalgik kaaannn




And he made this too.

Tulisan tak berubah dari kecik sampai sekarang. Hahahahah


Anyway, I don't have anything else to say now. (Malas sebenarnya) hahahaha
Nah, random pictures as usual.

Timeline tunggang terbalik ye.



Nah, gambar kami. Walaupun blurry.



Masa ni rasa mcm "WAHHH BERGAYANYA AKUUUU"

hahahahahahahahaha saikosis.




"I love the sunnnn" katanya.

Penat aku nak lari dari matahari, dia bersungguh sungguh nak matahari.



THANKSGIVING 2014







WISHBONE TRADITION



"Focus...."




"You gotta focus....focuss"




Focus pun focus laaa, apa apa si gigi jongang ni menang cause I've got the bigger piece.



Victory picture.





DYED MY HAIR PURPLE









HALLOWEEN 2014



Don's halloween costume



My costume.







I blend in with the kids.

I'm so short, man.


That's how the costume looks like underneath the cape.

Sila abaikan muka tonyok tu.
I was super tired.



Ok bai.

hahah.
Macam biasa, Ending tak de climax

Thursday, October 30, 2014

COMIC: One Morning With Don...