COMIC: Denial

Welcome to my world, Mr. Husband.

COMIC: Not Even Kidding...

Bau ikan bilis tu mmg dah habis toxic la pada dia
Tau la kan bila goreng ikan bilis, mmg bau harum semerbak, so satu rumah lah mmg bau ikan bilis

Waktu menggoreng ikan bilis mmg saat saat genting la la to Don, tak boleh napas katanya, bau habis menusuk hidung katanya...dramatik habis la laki aku ni.

COMIC: Rub Me the right way

Hey guys!

Don just got meself a new Wacom tablet! Woohooo!

So stay tuned for more webcomics!!

COMIC: Your decision

hhhahahahhhahahahah babi kan laki aku ni

Nasib la laki sendiri....kalau tak.....
Eh.
Mesti la laki sendiri, abis tu, nak suka hati je ada sexual relation dgn laki lain?

hahahahahahhahahahahah saikosis.

COMIC: When Alia had an epiphany....

In case if you've missed out on the punchline :P, here's an explanation:

ra·bies

ˈrābēz/

noun

1. a contagious and fatal viral disease of dogs and other mammals that causes madness and convulsions, transmissible through the saliva to humans.

while RABBIS stands for this:

HOW TO GET A WHITE BOYFRIEND

LOL

I'm laughing at my own title.
Rasa macam wtf sangat. Perasan bagus si Alia ni.

But I was chatting with a friend earlier and we had an epiphany that I should be writing an entry about how to get a white boyfriend.

I laughed at her suggestion. I mean what kind of person would want to read that?!
I even laughed at my own "ability" to bag a Caucasian man. I mean, what credibility do I hold for me to write about getting a white partner? My experience would solely based on my ONE AND ONLY white man in my life!

It's not like I've had tons of white boyfriends before!

And then I figured, hey, WHY NOT. I've got a couple of tips and tricks down my sleeves, why not share them to the world!

Right???

Ok so brace yourself because here you go.


HOW TO GET A WHITE BOYFRIEND:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHA

HAHA

HAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok ok.
Ehem.
On a serious note now.

White men is just like other men. There is nothing different about them.

I'm Asian enough to know that most Asian women tend to shy away from them out of fear (rejection? Cultural differences? I don't even know). I also know that most Asian women are pretty submissive, that it has been embedded in our culture to be this way. I mean we're not submissive to the point of "yes sir" to everything, but it's enough to make us seem that we're not assertive. We're not upfront enough.

And that, my friends, is the only key in getting a man's heart, let it be white, brown, or green.

So here's the ONLY TIP and you should be focusing on:

Yep. That's it.
Confidence is the key.

Confidence is hot.
Confidence is sexy.

It really doesn't matter on how you look like, if you think you're hot shit, and you carry yourself well, then you're hot shit.

When a woman seduces a man, it's enough to make him come home with you, because your confidence speaks volume. To be seductive, you have to be confident.

It also shows independence. I don't know about the men that you've met, but almost all of the men that I know, HATE it when their women are 100% dependent on them, as if they're taking care of a child. Men want companionship, not a child. Also, most men get annoyed with the "do I look fat" question (I know my husband does!) because it only shows how insecure you are.

Insecure women are also harder to please because they feel like they have to compete with everything in order to feel "complete".

I used to be so insecure about myself (I still do sometimes, I'm working on it) but I've gotten better over the years. I used to care of what people think of me. Of what I look like if I wear horizontal stripes, or if I look ugly wearing shorts, or if I look retarded with a half-shaven head.

Now, I just don't fucking care anymore, because I know I'm hot shit. HAHAHAHAHA

That's why when I see kak-ipar aku dok sebok menggatal dengan laki aku, I know I have nothing to worry about, because I'm a far better catch in every way possible.

Like, bitch, you got nothing to compete with these boobs. These are massive fucking tits yo.

and oh. I also have a degree. So that means I'm well edumacated.
And had a nice upbringing.
And came from a kick-ass family line.

Now who are you again?

Eh.
Tersasul pulak.

hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, stop worrying about little things, stop talking down about yourself.

Start thinking that you're a cool person. Flirt like a cool person flirts....which is confidently. Why do you think hot girls flirt so nonchalantly that it looks so simple for them? Because they know they're hot shit, and not just some chicken-shit. So imitate this. You're hot shit okay?

Because you're hot shit.

Sure some men might reject you or whatever, but that wouldn't keep a confident person down, would it?



All in all, (yeah I'm just gonna sum everything up because I'm getting lazy to write LOLOLOLOOL)

THE END.



Sekian,

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

COMIC: When my mother-in-law tried my Malaysian dish....

I think I have scarred her for life.

BTW, spiciness is not a flavor. It scientifically means pain. So if you like spicy food, that means you just like pain.

So you're a masochist. I'm a masochist. We're all masochists!

LOL.

COMIC: No matter what

He's so funny it hurts

T_T

COMIC: "Baby, don't make yourself regret..."

Yep.
I've been dutch-ovened.

COMIC: What the hell are you doing

COMIC: While eating cherries....

Wow. Very impressive.
*rolls eyes*

LOL.

Love you!

COMIC: Oii what the hell man

Oh no he didn't.
*flips hair*


I think it's about time for me to plot for a revenge.

COMIC: Just come here

Angry. Face. Unlocked

COMIC: While I was cleaning my face....

This. Means. War.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

COMIC: When you are married......(part 3)

You love each other so much that you sleep like 2 octopuses (octopi?) 

Wrapping your legs and shit

Whispering sweet things and alike

But then, 2 hours later .......

........you snore like a truck and conquers 85% of the bed to yourself. 

PET PEEVES 1: Please stop asking me this

I beseech you NOT to ask me this question again.
Not only that your comment falls out of place, it also annoys the shit outta me ESPECIALLY the fact that we RARELY seen each other in the first place.

What's the benefit of you asking me when I'm gonna come back?
The probability of us seeing each other is improbable.
My existence brings nothing to your life, so, what's the deal here?

Unless if you're gonna pay for my traveling fees, then I suggest you should stop asking me when I'm gonna visit Malaysia.

:)

COMIC: When you are married....

You're not worried about your sweaty feet anymore.

SPEED DRAW: How I doodle!

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Hey pipol!

I have created a YouTube account just for my art dumping!
The channel is still small, but at this rate, I'll be uploading a video everyday!

YouTube won't let me have my own URL yet, cause I don't have 500 subscribers/views/whatever and my channel is not 30-days old yet.

Whatevs YouTube.
Whatevs.

Anyway, since I can't have my own name on the URL, Imma upload 'em here! (and on my FB, and my Twitter)

Wanna see how I made this?

Check out the video here!

Or this?

Or even this?

I know some of you guys have probably seen a picture of this piece (cause I've already uploaded it a long time ago). But do you wanna see how I made the whole process??

And this one as well!

I have more waiting in line to be published!

Appreciate it if you guys gimme some feedback or something so that I'll know what pique your interest!

Since this is my first video editing experience I've ever had, I'm kinda...dumb about it.

ha.

You can search "Hello Apanie" and subscribe my channel! And I'll subscribe you back yah?

COMIC: Disappearing act

Silly husband.

COMIC: Marriage