Saya baru pulang dari Kemboja. Nanti saya update sampai muntah. Tapi sekarang ini, saya mahu muntah dahulu ok?? ok.
Mak Walrus ini mempunyai cita cita untuk terbang macam burung
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Dear Hijabistas v2.0
I know this is fairly a late entry, but I've been busy and lazy soooooo....
Anyway, I've been wanting to do this post for the longest time! Cause I couldn't stop laughing bila baca komen komen korang on my Hijabista entry ni!
So mari kita merealisasikan imagination imagination korang ini ye!
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So this is the original doodle.....
For those who are too lazy (god knows why!?) to click on the link on the said entry...I was wondering why on earth would someone put a huge ass flower on their hijab/head?! What's the purpose of it?
And here are some of the hilarious replies I've received....
Hahahahahahah.. bongok gilaaaa
For those who are wondering...haiwan apakah the last Anon tu was referring...
TA-DAAAA!!
And I took the liberty of re-drawing it!
HAHAHAHAH!!!
SAMA TAKKKKK???
I mean by putting a gigantic flower on your head, means you're publicly saying you're "one with the nature" la kan??
Alang alang nak letak bunga gabak ...jangan la guna bunga plastik yang oi...tak dee classssss. Baik hangpa guna Rafflesia terus dengan daun daun dia sekali!!
Baru la ada WOW FACTOR!
Oklah oklah...maybe tak logik la letak bunga Rafflesia tu atas kepala.....
........Rafflesia mana ada daun Alia!!
BOOM!
Nah!!
Boleh guna dried leaves jugak!!!
I'd even suggest you to use all those ranting ranting kayu selit selit kat celah celah tudung tu sekali!!
Baru ada OOMPH FACTOR!!
Tapi understandable la jugak..since Rafllesia ni susahhhhh nak dapat..kalau nak kena daki gunung Kinabalu tuuu..mampu ke anda??
Mak gajah ni memang sah sah la tak mampu...
Oleh itu, I'd suggest you to find an alternative!!
But fret not my Hijabista friends....I found a simpler, cheaper and a VERY FASHIONABLE way!
GUNA PASU BUNGA MAK LETAK ATAS KEPALA!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oklah tipu, I didn't think of it! But this genius lady did!
Now who says that I have don't have sense of fashion??
Fashion depends on your creativity and it seems that ......
I am even MORE creative than you are!
Ok dah.
Bai!!
Jangan marah ye kawan kawan, nanti tetek lanyut sebelah.
Nanti kena buat entry pasal teteks pulak.
ahahahahahahahahah
Monday, March 11, 2013
Dwibahasa
I was just reading Peej's entry pasal ada orang komplen this one sender of Expose Mistik sebab she (the sender) wrote her post in English & Malay.
Tatau la pada korang, tapi for me, aku paham je apa dia cakap. Tang mana hazab nya pon aku tak tau.
Tapi maybe jugak la blog aku ni pon penuh dengan bahasa campur campur. It takes one to know one kan. Hahaha.
Anyway, my point here is that, Don HATES it when I'm writing/speaking like this, campur campur.
Sebab dia cakap, stressful sebab ada sesetengah perkataan dia paham, and some tak paham. So it makes it hard for him to comprehend the WHOLE sentence.
So every time when I'm typing or talking to my family/friends in front of him, dia suruh aku either go full BM or full English.
Eh. Sukahati laa
Tapi in my opinion, it makes it easier for me to send my points across kalau cakap English campur BM. Bukan nak cakap aku ni riak ke apa, tapi kalau in BM, banyak perkataan panjang panjang and it takes a lottttt to say it.
Maybe jugak my surroundings sejak kecik dah requires me to communicate in English, so the people around me tak kisah sangat la kalau aku cakap English berterabur pon.
One thing about my family is that, everyone is encouraged to speak English no matter how berhabuk or berterabur your proficiency is. Aku dah banyak kali kena gelak by my siblings sebab grammar tunggang langgang, tapi it helps you a lot the next time; you won't make the same mistake again.
Tapi keji gila kan adik beradik aku? Haha.
Eh, aku pon sama je.
Agakkan sebab tu kot kitaorg tak kisah kalau orang lain gelakkan/buat muka taik kalau we communicate in English.
That's another thing which I don't get in our culture, selalunya jadi kat sekolah sekolah la, tapi ada jugak manusia yang jenis tak membangun, carries the same perangai sampai ke dewasa. When someone tries to speak English, regardless la whether English dia tiptop ke tak, tak payah lah nak menganjing.
Bila orang cuba nak try cakap English sikit, terus nak label "menunjuk-nunjuk" or "cakap Melayu la, kau tu bukannya mat salleh" or "fuyooo cakap Inggeris siottt" dgn muka mintak pelempang 100kali.
Huh.
Kau nak memperlekehkan dia because (s)he has the testicular fortitude?
At least dia berani, selalunya orang yang suka menganjing mcm ni, English comprehension dia tak tinggi. Tapi ada hati nak kutuk orang.
Anyway, ingat mat salleh semua tu reti sangat ke ckp proper English ni? Diorg punya grammar pon lagi tunggang langgang. Spelling tak payah cakap la. Aku yang English tahap standard 6 je pon reti eja lagi.
So tak payah la nak malu malu sangat kalau nak berbahasa Inggeris ni. Belasaaahh jeeee. The more you prektis, the better you'll become.
Just gotta build the confidence je dulu sebenarnya.
Even opah aku yg umur 70+ pon secara konfidennya boleh berkomunikasi dengan Don...
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More of Opah's awesomeness here
Tatau la pada korang, tapi for me, aku paham je apa dia cakap. Tang mana hazab nya pon aku tak tau.
Tapi maybe jugak la blog aku ni pon penuh dengan bahasa campur campur. It takes one to know one kan. Hahaha.
Anyway, my point here is that, Don HATES it when I'm writing/speaking like this, campur campur.
Sebab dia cakap, stressful sebab ada sesetengah perkataan dia paham, and some tak paham. So it makes it hard for him to comprehend the WHOLE sentence.
So every time when I'm typing or talking to my family/friends in front of him, dia suruh aku either go full BM or full English.
Eh. Sukahati laa
Tapi in my opinion, it makes it easier for me to send my points across kalau cakap English campur BM. Bukan nak cakap aku ni riak ke apa, tapi kalau in BM, banyak perkataan panjang panjang and it takes a lottttt to say it.
Maybe jugak my surroundings sejak kecik dah requires me to communicate in English, so the people around me tak kisah sangat la kalau aku cakap English berterabur pon.
One thing about my family is that, everyone is encouraged to speak English no matter how berhabuk or berterabur your proficiency is. Aku dah banyak kali kena gelak by my siblings sebab grammar tunggang langgang, tapi it helps you a lot the next time; you won't make the same mistake again.
Tapi keji gila kan adik beradik aku? Haha.
Eh, aku pon sama je.
Agakkan sebab tu kot kitaorg tak kisah kalau orang lain gelakkan/buat muka taik kalau we communicate in English.
That's another thing which I don't get in our culture, selalunya jadi kat sekolah sekolah la, tapi ada jugak manusia yang jenis tak membangun, carries the same perangai sampai ke dewasa. When someone tries to speak English, regardless la whether English dia tiptop ke tak, tak payah lah nak menganjing.
Bila orang cuba nak try cakap English sikit, terus nak label "menunjuk-nunjuk" or "cakap Melayu la, kau tu bukannya mat salleh" or "fuyooo cakap Inggeris siottt" dgn muka mintak pelempang 100kali.
Huh.
Kau nak memperlekehkan dia because (s)he has the testicular fortitude?
At least dia berani, selalunya orang yang suka menganjing mcm ni, English comprehension dia tak tinggi. Tapi ada hati nak kutuk orang.
Anyway, ingat mat salleh semua tu reti sangat ke ckp proper English ni? Diorg punya grammar pon lagi tunggang langgang. Spelling tak payah cakap la. Aku yang English tahap standard 6 je pon reti eja lagi.
So tak payah la nak malu malu sangat kalau nak berbahasa Inggeris ni. Belasaaahh jeeee. The more you prektis, the better you'll become.
Just gotta build the confidence je dulu sebenarnya.
Even opah aku yg umur 70+ pon secara konfidennya boleh berkomunikasi dengan Don...
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"Hai Don....u marry my cucu? U take gud care! When u come to Malaysia? Okei gud nite"
More of Opah's awesomeness here
COMIC: When he translates everything into BM....
One Minute Later....
Saikosis laki aku ni. Semangat nyanyi lagu gila tu.
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This is the song btw....
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Even though you've aged (well), but uUuUuUuuuUUUuuuu you're still sooo gorgeousssssssssssss
Ok tu je nak cakap. Bai.
LOLOL
Teenage Alia over and out.
