Horror story..

I have one horror story to tell, it's so horrific sampai I don't have the guts to tell you. I mean just by thinking about it makes me shiver!

Ok lah, this story happened many many years ago..

Haha! Ok ok, seriously










THE END!

Hahhaahah, cerita tunggang langgang. I purposely scanned the ugliest pictures just to fit the theme; Horror. (tanak mengaku yg diri mmg huduh, hahaha!)

p/s: Baru sat tadi aku cakap kat blog peeja yang aku nak menyamar jadi lelaki hensem supaya dpt byk blog hits, tp aku rasa entry kali ni menakutkan org je. kah kah kah

Movie rolling

On a one fine day...

SUPER TROOPER'S PRODUCTION PRESENTS...











Camera rolling...

















THE END!





Sekian terima kasih!

p/s: yes, he's short.

What if?

This just hits me, so I'm going to Amerikahh right, do I need to "be" like one of them in order to feel "belonged"?

These Americans..they are not really friendly to other races (haha, matiler kena maki nanti) *(edited) Don: America is a melting pot! Americans = multiple races!*, so being an Asian especially, an Asian with tanned skin (nama glemer utk kulit hitam manisssku), an Asian with no slanted eyes, an Asian whom cannot speak Chinese nor Japanese, an Asian who IS not a Chinese nor Japanese..it's gonna be hard on them to adapt.

I mean stereotypically, in their eyes, an Asian is this:

(haha, the title of the picture is busty Asian. THAT's busty? *gelak menggelupur*)

I wonder how will they react if they see this Asian?

No hablo español!

Yeah, so the picture doesn't compliment me at all, but kan, most of my pictures that I've uploaded here, semuanya buruk buruk belaka.

Nak buat macam mana, cameras don't like me (ayat denial yg diri sendiri huduh, haha! )

Anyway, though I have learned how to sepiking like them, with my superfake accent, probably I should speak like typical Chinese yang baru migrated to US huh?

I rove u Don Mirrer.

Har har harrrrrrrr.

Or maybe I should dye my hair

Super Cherry Red?


Or

Dirty Blond/Light brown?



How about green?

Oh. Nevermind.

Oh speaking of brown, this is how my hair should look like:

(Ada serupa Tyra Banks tak? Hahaaa)


Instead of this:

The color is so orange/yellow, it hurts peoples eyes (oklah, it hurts my eyes), as if someone poured curry all over my head!

Oh I wonder how my hair would look like once theyre all greyed out.

Fuyo!

Sephirothhh, your partner is hereeeee

Speaking of partner...

Oh my god. Is THAT MY partner??

*cowers*

The end.

p/s: Oh, I forgot to mention..

..si penumpang glemer untuk post kali ini.

Kah kah kah.

Aktress Jelita

So here it begins, the story of Alia, the girl who tries to cope up with her life after spending about two years as a humble servant to her ex-consulting company.

She resigned as a kuli batak.

And she accepted another impromptu kuli batak position...at home.

Well at least this "brilliant" job doesn't require me to get up early in the morning (actually, I have to, for breakfast preparation, tapi...hahahahahahaha, pandai-pandai lah my family cari makanan sendirik yaa).

I don't have to terkejar-kejar menelepon client untuk follow-up (though I have to call my brother and bapak when it's time to eat, but if they refuse to participate, no hal punyaaa).

I don't have to bersembam muka because I have to wake up early just to go for a meeting and only to be told that the meeting has been postponed to a later time (macam celaka bos tak kasi tau beforehand).

I don't have to put on my best suit and beramah mesra with the clients (kat rumah boleh pakai baju koyak, seluar busuk tak basuh seminggu).

Seronoks!

But, the downside is that, I have to mengemas, memasak dan membasuh.

Mengemas, memasak dan membasuh. Mengemas, memasak dan membasuh.

You're asking THIS lazy woman. Who are you kidding? Have you been inside my room? Oh oops, sorry, you haven't and you won't. Unless if you're Don, and you're not Don are youuuuuuu?!!!

Eh apasal tetiba emo ni.

Anyway, speaking of Don, I haven't packed anything yet. I'm gonna travel light, nak bawak baju sekeping and undies sepasang je lah. Haaa. I dunno whether I should bring my coat or not considering dah spring/summer. But his place kan kampung omputeh, and there are mountains..so mesti malam-malam sejuk kot? I guess I'll just bring one coat je lah (chey, cakap macam aku ada berjenis-jenis coats)

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I think I'm gonna watch Band of Brothers lah today. Ok so I've been watching it for countless times sampai dah hafal script. No seriously, hafal betul. I can quote lines from the movie, but I can't remember sifir without calculator. Haha. Yer lah, buat apa nak hafal, the technology is there, guna je laaa kan kan kan. But when it comes to discounted items, automatically aku boleh calculate dlm otak. Agak kagum lah jugak.

Anywayy, did I tell you that I adore war movies?

Brecourt Manor

Tengok tu, leadership quality memancar-mancar.

Richard D. Winters (the real one lah)

But his character is (well) played by Damien Lewis (British actor), yang before this aku tak pernah kenal

Damie Leweeyyy

I've watched the "out takes" and the documentary at the end of the film, Damien is a bit..dull. And slightly arrogant, agaknya because he had the role of a leader (memandai je aku nak comment kan). But Nixon (played by Ron Livingston) yang aku tengok kelakar and spontaneous. So I like funny men, sooo?

Damien Lewis and Ron Livingston

But despite of my kegedikkan melampau on reviewing the characters, I know I'm living in a real world and my real world is definitely not in Hollywood, so of course, I have to be real laa kann..

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Har har har. Who says I can't dream while being real? (oxymoron)

Eh segak kacak lah pulak.

Super Monday

I received a salary raise starting this year based on my last year's performance. I was informed that they don't usually give kuli bataks a salary raise since we've only been working over a year. Mana eligible for any kind of raise. But since I did well last year, they've decided to go against the rules. Ni nak cakap aku ni an excellent kuli batak lah sampai boleh kasi exception.

bagus. Bagus.

And they're making me permanent...with another salary raise. Kira dalam 4 bulan ni, aku dapat 2 kali salary raise lah.

Bagus. Bagus.

And I'm gonna tender my resignation tomorrow.

I'm going for my dreams.

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On another note, hari ni aku dah berpakaian serba cantik dan lawa (puji diri sendiri ni) white pants and pink shirt. I wanted to start on a fresh Monday, lupakan al-kisah project durjana tu. Bangun pagi pon awal (selalunya aku bangun pukul 10am, har har har, did i mention I'm an excellent kuli batak?). Went to work with a worryless mind, full with confidence and determined to chase after clients yang tak kasi feedback lagi.

I mean wtf lah, I gave them ample time of 3 months, takkan tu pon tak cukup lagi?! I'm not collecting money, I can understand lah kalau aku ketuk pintu mintak duit and you have to request more time to korek duit dari buntut. But I'm merely requesting for infomation which I have stated in the goddamn letter!!!!

TENSION GILA.

Eh tersasul arah cerita.

So I went to work with a great shape of mind and ehem ehem body. Even more joyful to see my PM wasn't there (joli joli) .

After a ton of greatness and happy endings (multiple endings), I received one bad news...

Celaka berpetir-petir.

Ok lah, a little exaggerated, but you got the jizz.

And to make it more happening, I didn't bring my pad. Usually I'd have my emergency pad with me at all time, but a few days ago, I've decided not to. Babiks!

What are the chances of that huh?

So nak tanak, I had to listen to this genius:

[2:42:28 PM] Don says: Go to the bathroom
[2:42:34 PM] Don says: and use a bunch bunch bunch of toilet paper

Har har har.

Ok lah, actually I've taught of that first, saja nak bagi effect dramatic lebih lebih by mengadu to him (jijik tak, period bocor pon nak kasitau).

[2:44:30 PM] Alia says: i did
[2:44:31 PM] Alia says: lol
[2:44:35 PM] Alia says: i'm pro like thaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[2:44:37 PM] Alia says: har har har
[2:44:43 PM] Alia says: you think you're the only pro here huh
[2:44:45 PM] Alia says: huhhhhhhh
[2:44:46 PM] Alia says: LOL

[2:44:58 PM] Don says: lol
[2:45:45 PM] Don says: it would appear that you are picking up some of my better traits >.> Super Intellect rawrs

HAHAH.

Juling mata aku baca.