Alia needs..

Ekceli, I wanted to update about something else, but bila dah depan laptop terus lupa. Haha so Imma blog about a completely different subject!

...which is not much of an update anyways.

Heeeeee XD

Anyhoooooooo, one of my High School mates are getting married tomorrow, Weee!! Soka soka soka! I dunno why I get so excited when someone's tying a knot...wait nvm, I have an obvious reason WHY I should be happy..haha...

I just can't wait til it's MY time pulakkk!

Heeeeee XD

So the bridezilla (matiler aku panggil kau bridezilla Wani hahaha) requested us to wear turquoise/dusty pink sempena wedding theme dia, tapi aku nak pakai kaler lain boleh so I can stand out a bit LOLOLOLOL

Ok sila lempang.

I SORI.

It's her day so I should tone down a bit la kan (wah, macam lah aku ni diva fofulaaar).

Anyway, I know most of you peeps read her blog (read: Wani Ardy) and I know some of you are going too tomorrow, so if you are, don't forget to holla at meeeeee, cause I'm like so nice and all you know.

LOL

I had a (super) short conversation with one of my good friends, lol ada bau bau kipas bontot tak ayat ni, and yayyyyy, she's picking me up tomorrowwww for the weddingggg, cause I've got no transportation and all you know.

Haha, gedik tak aku ni, padahal rumah pengantin tu tak sampai 5 minit pon dari rumah aku, still nak berteman...hahahahahaah

Oh and speaking about teman, I've got no date for tomorrow :(:( Don isn't here :(

I mean semua orang datang with their partners, I feel so.....left out. :(

Anyone has a spare boyfriend for me to borrow??? I can assure you, it's purely for menunjuk-nunjuk (at the wedding), no other intentions.

LOL, tiba tiba aku rasa nak lempang diri sendiri.

Alia speaks again

I know I should be blogging about my HK trip (eh, perlu ke?) but I figured that can wait since officially a blogger has up to 4 months window time of having to update on her recent trip!!!

Hahahaa!!

Ok ok I just made that up. Totally random, but incredibly believable!

But right now I want to talk about how our gomen system sucks balls.

Lately, my conversation with mak only revolves around marriage, visa, potential children and um, yeah, marriage. Which is understandable since I'm gonna get married anyways (omg, this just hit me, I AM GETTING MARRIED!!!)

Since mak's friends are from different cultures and different races and been there and done that kinda deal, and I'm just this unfriendly creature that has less friends than her, she got like a gazillions of information about our inter-marriage.

So recently, she had a lunch date with a bunch of her ex school mates and one of them got married while they were studying and got a kid there and the kid now is no longer a kid cause she's already like 29 years old or something.

Since she was born there and her father is an Irish, she automatically became an Irish but since he's Irish so he's always drunk and abusive by nature, the mother had a divorce and flew back here to Malaysia with the kid.

omg where the hell am I going with all this extra long intro??!

Anyways, the kid got her Malaysian citizenship at the age of 16 and a couple of months ago, she was getting ready for marriage (with a true Malaysian). So since our regulations here requires the father's presence or the father's oral/written permission, her case was halted.

I mean she got a valid reason what, her father abandoned his family when she was 3 years old. Why need him sumore???

So she explained her situation to the gomen office how she has not seen her father nor know where her father is yadda yadda yadda, I mean if you've lost contact with your father for yonkers of years, why in the world you need him JUST to approve your marriage right???

And you know what the office replied??

"Then go get married in Thailand lah"


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What?

Is THAT a gomen officer's solution to all kind of civilians problems? Go run away and take your problems with you??

Then what happens if they get married in Thailand and come back??

Then the gomen officer will be all anal:

"OH YOU GOT MARRIED IN THAILAND WITHOUT OUR GOVERNMENT'S DISCRETION HENCE HERE'S A PENALTY OF RM2000"

What?

That's just illegal in so many ways.

I mean you work as a gomen officer representing the gomen thus representing a country, please lah be more courteous and caring towards the nation!! We came to you for your professional advise and you told us to run away??

Now WHO'S running away?? It seems like YOU are running away from YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES! 

Sure sometimes some cases might not be as simple as ABC, that's where you step in and re-route us!

URGH!

Anyhow, I don't judge all gomen officers are super anal, cause her case was highlighted to the top ranked people and and was approved without the consent of her (non existent) father.

So credits to the gomen as well.

But, what would happen if her family (particularly mother) didn't know any top-notch officers??? What do you think would happen???

So apparently my mother is a natural joker too....

I know I know I'm so bad for recording this PERMANENTLY, but it was too funny to even forget! 

My sister and I just kept on cracking on how cheesy it sounded! (pun intended)

Alia hates

I'm struggling here la pipol. What, you think I don't want to update kahhh?? GRR!

Wah, marah. Haha..

So yeah, Eid was normal this year..well, it was hella fun considering I didn't get to celebrate it last year (cause I was in Amerikah yall). I'm sure yours went swell too. No need to ask la kan, perhaps it was a bit mundane this year cause we are a year older, and you know what it means; the older you get, the more money you have to give..haha.

But I oso got duit raya what! Cause my grandma was like "Alia masih cucu Opah, nah duit raya"

And to think that I'm gonna leave her once I get married :(

I lap you Opah!!!

Now I'm depressed again..crap.

I mean how can I not be lah. I really don't want to leave my family but I oso want to be with him. I'm so torn..things wouldn't have been so complicated if I was born an American (lol, perasan omputeh kejap waddehel).

I love my family so darn much, and I love his family too.

This truly sucks balls.

Anyho, I received a very devastating news about someone I know whose name I shall not mention. But hey, if you're reading this (which I doubt cause you're so fucking stupid to use the internet), I just want to tell you that,

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. 

Yeah. I would have said it right to your fucking face if I have the rights to intervene.

But unfortunately, I don't. And plus, I know I shouldn't cause it'd just fuck everything up.

Wait, it's already fucked up.

And it's all your fault you fucking cheating son of a bitch.

You screwed your family over some dumb bitch with 3 kids.
Really? Another 3 more extra baggages?

And to my utmost surprise, SHE KNEW ABOUT YOUR CURRENT MARITAL STATUS. AND SHE'S A FUCKING TEACHER.

A TEACHER WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH GOOD MORALES TO CHILDREN.

I have no respect left for you.
And you're supposed to be so fucking pious, a fatherly figure, and yet YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATING BEHIND YOUR FAMILY'S BACK FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!!

You have 3 children OMG and the eldest is 17 years old who's taking his SPM THIS YEAR and a 12 year old daughter whose UPSR exam is TODAY.

Do you even know what you've done to them?? You've ripped every part of their soul when they found out about your extra marital affair THROUGH YOUR ARGUMENT WITH YOUR WIFE.

Just how heartless are you?

You came from a broken family yourself and you knew how hard it was for you growing up, and yet here you are, DOING THE SAME THING TO YOUR KIDS WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU.

You are a full grown man, you're 40+ years old for heaven's sake. Use your fucking brain.

You have everything, what else do you want?

Oh wait, obviously a new vagina, you fucking dick.
BUT TO THINK ABOUT IT, HERS ISN'T ENTIRELY NEW, SOMEONE ELSE POPPED HER CHERRY. SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM HER YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!

Just someone to court cause you've got some self-esteem issues previously? And now you've moved to the city, you got to know some Datos and Datins, you've finally been to clubs and lounges, you think you're hot shit now?

Or you just need a new companion? Then why the fuck are you still with your wife, you selfish prick?!

You have been making your wife miserable these 2 years, you bitched at her for everything that she did, you bitched at her for everything that she did not do. She suffered mentally and physically just to try to make you happy for all the fucking time. You even blamed your wife for the death of your mother?? REALLY?

What did your wife do to deserve all these?!

I swear if she knew this is just your justification for YOU CHEATING ON HER, she wouldn't have suffered like this! I'm pretty sure she'd just clammed your puny balls to u-haul and let the truck drags you to YOUR BITCH.

I know it's hard for her to leave him because he's been her husband for 18 years, but I don't know what's the reason of keeping him any longer cause he clearly doesn't love her anymore.

It's bullshit talk when someone says they can be fair in polygamy. Ha. Right, as if you don't have preferences. As if you wouldn't compare.

I always thought shit like this wouldn't happen to anyone close to me and it's all a made up drama on TV...but boy, I was wrong.

/sigh

I'm just really...sad...can you not see what you've done to your wife? She's been crying for days, she looks so tired and vulnerable..can you not see what you've done to your children? They're really upset and angry...and I really really wish they wouldn't end up hating the world just because they have a fucked up father like you.

You've screwed up big time.

I will NEVER accept you as a family member EVER AGAIN.


What saddens me the most is that, I just can't understand WHY?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHEAT?

Oh shit...

Alia speaks

Awww, we're like the beauty and the beast she says!

Like this arr??

But how could you even claim that Don is a beast?? Have you seen him??

BOOM! HOT MAN OVERLOAD!

He's like super duper hot one you know!

Can you not see those gorgeous eyes, the ripe peach kissable lips, the strong jaws, I mean just look at those guns! Mmmmm super delicious! To top it off,  imagine his sexy husky hunky voice slowly penetrating your ears (or heart, however you wanna see it).

So, really? He's the beast?? WOW! UNBELIEVABLE!


Ooooooooooo wait!

I think I know where you're going...

Oh babe, I'm sorry, I don't go THAT way...you see, I'm not attracted to women...I like men, you know...specifically, that "beast" above...

See lah for yourself, I've got exhibits to show you that I'm no gay....

BOOM! HOT MAN AND SUPER FINEEEEE WOMAN OVERLOAD!

I even wrote there "love you" to show how much I adore men....I'm sorry :(

Anyhow, perhaps you can use your womanly instinct to find YOUR OWN true love!

Good luck!



Sarcasm over and out,
Alia a.k.a The Beauty.

Raya, birthday, kawen and such.

Omaigod, it's been too long.

Too long.

I just don't have the mood to do anything anymore :(

As (not) all of you know, I'm currently working on getting my visa (again, apakah, tak habis habis visa haha). Oklah, still acquiring info about my visa choices, and siapa tau, visa pon ada banyak banyak jenis!?!? Like waddehell..confusing ok!

It's a bitch to enter Amerikahh legally...patutlah ramai seludup masuk.

The whole thing just brings me down emotionally lah, nak fikir pasal itu lagi, pasal duit lagi, pasal I'm going to leave my family behind lagi. Banyak nak fikir.

Yeah sure, marriage is a wonderful thing, but to get on that level is super hardddddddddd. No, not convincing your partner yang susah tu, to get married is!

Some people just have no idea how lucky they are not having to deal with inter-culture, inter-religion, inter-continent marriages. They have no idea how much of a WASTE to spend thousands of ringgit just for a 1-2 day ceremony.

Aku nak fork out a few thousands pon dah berpeluh-peluh. A piece of paper je pon dah costs around RM5000. Tak campur dengan air tickets nak pergi sana lagi. It's not like Don tu tukang cop duit. Nak tanak, we have to berganding bahu menolong satu sama lain. haha..

Tensi laaaa :(

Sebab tu I rarely update nowadays. I'm emotionally unstable. Haha..

Work has never been such an issue to me lah. Sure I sometimes may have to work late, or stressed out pasal keja tak tau nak buat, but I actually like my work. Oklah, this is me trying to convince myself that I enjoy my work, tapi sebenarnya I enjoy the environment je pon. I like the people that I work with and I like the (some) people that I deal with.

Mak once told me, kalau nak kawen dengan orang bukan Malaysia, memang lah kena kerja kuat sikit, but if he's the one, it's all worth it.

Oh yeah, it's also frustrating when people just keep on asking me bila nak kawen because I am trying my best here!!!! It's like people keep on nudging you dah siap ke belum dah siap ke belum when they clearly see that you're in the middle of it!

So yeah...that's my story.

LOL.
Apakahhh.

Anyhow, since it's Raya week and I know most of us are already in raya mood, SELAMAT HARI RAYA NANTI SAYA MAHU CLAIM DUIT RAYA RM50.

LOL

And also, happy 26th Birthday Murta!

LOLOL

This is the only gambar lama yang aku ada of you. Plus, aku mcm tak reti mcm mana nak blur kan muka perempuan belakang tu (I'm using MSPaint jokkk).

Tapi heyyy pedulik laaahh, perempuan itu pon suka mengejar glamor jugakk kann. Hahahaha..

I don't remember how old you were in this picture pon. But Shad, kau ingat kan incident kek cairrrrrr iniiiii hahahaha

Ok, aku mahu pulang rumah.

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