My heart is aching, my body is hurting

 

Gasp!

Oh, hari tu I went for an X Ray...gelabah jugak nak tau result dia apa. Sebab I've been complaining pinggang sakit sangat.

Eh, saja je kasi aksi saspen sikit (saspen ke?)

Ini untuk medical checkup lah...because...

Hahaha...ok apa motif aku letak gambar Trump pon aku tak tau. Bagus jugak kalau aku dapat kerja under dia, sebab nanti sah sah dapat mencuci mata tengok lelaki kacak..hahahahah.

Oh, I'll be working under a GLC telco company. Mampuih lah aku dah kutuk kutuk Streamyx sekali kerja satu syarikat..haha.

I'll be reporting for duty (wah, bunyik macam askar nak pergi berperang) next week. But sebelum tu, I have to go for an induction for 3 weeks. So I won't be here for 3 weeks.

I DON'T LIKE OK. I WANT MY DONNIE TO BE THERE JUGAK :( (wah, gedik gila..haha)


p/s: Sakit pinggang tu maybe sebab tetek terlampau berat. LOL! (conclusion sendiri)

Arab food

Yesterday was a very tiring day. Tapi aku tak tau kenapa aku boleh bangun pukul 7:30 pagi.

KAGUM WEH.

Anyhow, I'll tell you later what I did in the morning, but now, I'm going to story mory about what happened during the evening (til night, duh).

Oklah, saja bagi gempak, tak der apa apa yang menarik hati berlaku..hahaha, cuma we were invited for dinner by apak's friend cum colleague cum client, ntah, aku pon tak tau macam mana nak describe.

He's been here in Malaysia (he's from Saudi) for almost a week, sebab adik dia nak masuk MMU and is looking for an apartment. Since we are so baik hati and pemurah hati dan suka tolong orang (kah kah kah), we offered them a helping hand lah. Walaupon my dad isn't in Malaysia.

Jadi it was mainly my mom lah jadi chauffeur, dan negotiator dan penterjermah (sebab orang Malaysia lebih suka cakap Melayu daripada Inggeris). Anyway, malas aku nak cakap lebih lebih pasal mencari rumah ni, sebab tak interesting pon, let's fast forward it to dinner semalam. Haha

Did you know now in Cyberjaya, kedai kedai makanan Arab dah banyak?? Oh you tau? I didn't. LOL. Ye lah, I was in the U.S for 6 months kan...(wahhh, macamlah 6 months ago tu kedai tu belum wujud lagi haha)

He invited us to Saba restaurant. I think sesiapa yang kerja kat Cyberjaya tu tau lah kedai ni. Bila diorg tunjuk je menu, wah, aku terus dapat migraine. hahaha. Kambing kambing lembu lembu ayam. Kambing kambing kambing lembu ayam.

Tengok dari menu je aku dah kenyang. Hahah

So anyhow, we let him order for us, sebab dah tentu tentu dia yang lebih arif kan. Walaupon kat Malaysia, tapi sebab ramai pekerja orang dia and semua makanan dia, tiba tiba lah pulak dah jadi turf dia.

So mula mula dia order appetizer.  3 jenis;

hummus (tak sedap, sebab chickpeas geleng sampai jadi paste pastu makan dengan roti)

Maria, lebih kurang macam ni la, tapi dia nipis macam lempeng/pizza

and satu lagi aku tak ingat apa nama, tapi rupa dia macam ni:

Bebola sayur. LOL. Rasa macam maruku pon ada jugak (I think it's called Falafel)

Ok, bayangkan, there were 5 of us, (mak, myself, bro and sis and him) and appetizers ni dah membuatkan kitaorg kenyang. WHat the hell, baru appetizer, belum masuk main dish lagi. Haha, my brother dah lah puasa, dia balun semua roti roti yng kitaorg tak habis.

Ok next, dia order main dish, ok ni memang aku tak ingat nama, sebab masa dia order tu pon cakap bahasa Arab. Haha.

So main dishes pon sampai...satu..satu...satu...sekali meja jadi macam ni:

Ok ni sekadar gambar hiasan. Ni dah sah sah lah bukan makanan arab kan..haha

 Oklah, macam ni lah, ni ha aku letak gambar makanan Arab, but do take note, atas meja kitaorg ada LAGI BANYAK makanan daripada gambar ni.

Our table penuh dengan makanan, gila kauuu. Tu pon dia cakap kalau boleh dia nak order lagi, sebab ni kira tak cukup untuk 5 orang. Tapi dia tak order sebab dia tengok kitaorg dah macam berpeluh peluh nak habiskan. HAHa

Pastu yang kelakarnya, it's normal for us lah kan kalau dah tak larat, we stop kan. Tapi he kept on insisting ok, bukan insisting lah, but dia macam, "are you done?? Here have some moreee" *tolak makanan ke kita*.  We felt obliged lah kan, sebab dia yang belanja, so nak tanak terpaksa lah makan jugak..hahaha.

Last last perut kembungggggg.

Pastu first time jugak minum Arab beer

Ok I know, aku memang ketinggalan, semua orang dah merasa, but I just came back from U.S kan..kat sana semua beer betul..hahahahaha (ok alasan semata-mata)

He wanted to order desert, tapi kali ni memang kitaorg surrender, sorrii pakcik, i kenot eat animorrrrr. Last last dia order tea + mint sajaaa. Cause he said it's a tradition after makan minum teh.

Logik lah, sebab nak menghilangkan after taste makan kambing lembu tadi.

Overall, the food was (really fricking) good and he even claimed yang it tasted like back home, so his brother won't have any prob kalau dia merindui makanan negara dia.

The price was NOT pricey, I dunno kenapa orang cakap pricey, price ala-ala macam kita makan western food jugak. I mean it's an international food, what do you expect. Takkan kau nak harga macam makanan mamak kot (eh, mamak pon mahal ok).

So now I know where to go next time kalau mulut nak merasa makanan asing..tak der lah balik balik western, balik balik italian, balik balik sushi...sekali pekena Arab pon sedap jugak kannn.

Balik balik rumah je, dah pukul 11pm, balik terus terbongkang macam ular sawa. HAHAH.

Oh lepas makan tu, mak tengok receipt:

Mak: Eh, ada makanan nama Maria lahh. Femesnya nama mak, sampai makanan pon diorg letakk *nada ala-ala bangga*
Me and Sis: A ah, memang lah ada, pizza kambing tu tadi.
Mak: HA?? Kambingg??? Mak ni umpama kambing?? cheit!

Hahahahahaha

Why I don't like (the people on my) Facebook. LOL.

I like Facebook, for the fact that it reconnects me with old friends and keeps me updated. I can also play games when I'm bored with WoW. I can post pictures so that my family and friends can see how fat I've become. You know, there are a lot of reasons why I like Facebook.

But there are also reasons why I DON'T like Facebook. More of an annoyance, really.

ONE

News Feed Spam. 
I don't know whether it's your connection or you're just too fucking stupid to remove duplicate entries.

I'm sorry, I am not interested in whether you just beat your top friend record or not! So why the hell would you post it THREE TIMES IN A ROW? (there are actually more down the row).

Once is fine, but THREE TIMES???

I mean sure sometimes my connection is gay like that too where it automatically duplicates my entries, but then I'd have the decency to remove the fucking thing.

Easy right?

Try it next time. It's fun.

TWO

The Let-Me-Tell-You-About-My-Life type of people. Sure I love my friends, but oh come on. I don't fucking need to know what you had for breakfast or what you're doing now.

How fascinating! I've never tasted ANY of those. You sure are lucky.

If you had a maggot in your food and you fucking loved it or anything that DEEMED necessary to update, then sure, the pleasure's all yours. Otherwise, if you're just repeating your breakfast/lunch/dinner menu, who gives a shit. You might as well just take a picture of the damn menu.

THREE

 Invitations. Invitations. Invitations.

Before I get into this, lemme clarify something, it's fine if you invite me to your wedding/birthday/house warming/kenduri/your circumcision party (in fact, I welcome them). I get it, you're optimizing the usage of today's technology, kudos to you.

But I am talking about these kinda invitations (you know damn well which kind of invitations I'm talking about don't you):

And these too:

Um, how about a BIG FAT NO?

No, I am not interested to join and be your little groupie. No, I don't want to play another shitty game.

And why this shit bothers me so much is that, people won't stop fucking invite me if I don't accept them.

Of all the hundreds invitations that I received (trust me, I've ignored hundreds before), I believe there are only less than 10 which are LEGIT invitations (weddings and birthdays). The rest are either SPAM, or well, SPAM.

FOUR

Pillows war.

Like seriously.

I am getting more and more annoyed at this. No, not because you've hit me with an intangible-non existence pillows several times, but the fact that you're drowning my wall with your annoying notifications!

Over and over and over.

Fine, I'll play along too.

I win.

FIVE

Advertising, promoting, seeking for your MLM/Insurance victims. I have to say, this is perhaps the most annoying thing about Facebook.

I like my Facebook to be strictly personal/fun. It's a taint in the eyes to see all these people SPAMMING THE SHIT outta Facebook (like literally, spamming).

It's even more annoying when you get something like this:

No I will not call you because I am not interested. But thanks for tagging me, and half of your friends list. We truly appreciate having a fricking non-constructive award picture that has nothing to do with us in our photo albums.

SIX

Unnecessary photo-tag. I don't get it, why would you tag me if I'm not in the picture?

Just look at this picture. Are you subliminally saying I'm a millipede (or whatthefuck ever that is)? Do I look like a millipede? Do I smell like a millipede?

WHAT? WHAT WHAT??

Or how about this one:

Yeah, you know it. You've played this before. I know I have (but removed it a minute after this screen popped - no kidding). So what is your point exactly? This application is by far the most pointless time waster out there.

You know, you could at least delete it once you've seen the result.

It's annoying.

Super annoying.

But I must say, this is rather funny.

But I still wouldn't want this in my fricking album.

SEVEN

Facebook drama. Let it be couples arguments or friends drama.

Couples arguing back and forth publicly. I've thought of several possibilities on why they are not being discreet about their domestic problems:

1. They've got no other means of communication. Their phones have been barred or probably they smashed their phones when they threw at each other.

2. They can't see each other because they've been crying non stop for the past 2 weeks so they look super ugly now


3. They want to share their problems with other friends/the internet world so that they can get a pat on the back saying "You'll be fine, it was his/her fault in the first place".

4. They want people to feel sorry for them. Ehem, attention seekers.

5. They're just plain ignorant not caring about what other people has to go through upon seeing their silly quarrels


And this is even more laughable, someone who went apeshit when she/he was removed from her/his friends Top List.

Lawl.

You're kidding right?

Tell me, if I remove you from my list completely, would you go insane? No? Good. Done.

EIGHT

Friends of friends (of friends of friends) trying to add you. 

Er, who are you again?

Look just because you're a friend of my friend doesn't mean I AM your friend. I don't know you. So why the hell would you add me.

Oh, you wanna add me because I look hot in my avatar, why thank you, but you're still not getting any brownie point for that.

NINE

Massive notifications. One comment on one photo/status/wall and you will be notified for subsequent comments, FOREVER. And EVER.

It only takes 2 people to make it into a lifetime annoyance; once they start chatting. About something else that has nothing to do with the picture/status. And you gotta live with it. FOREVER. And EVER.

TEN

People who think Facebook is an open channel for them to talk about politics.

I don't like it when politics interfere with my personal life. Or with anything, really. I despise politics and I think politics are just a bunch of crap that people made up to get money and to control our lives.

But that's just what I think.

Facebook is for fun. So why in the world would you talk about politics? Do you discuss politics while making out? No. So shut the fuck up.

ELEVEN

What is up lately with these womens' conspiracy against the men? We are suddenly talking in codes.

None.
lawl. You are not wearing any bra.

How does THIS support the victims of breast cancer? By shoving it to their faces saying "HEY LOOK I AM WEARING A BRA CAUSE I'VE GOT BOOBS LOL".

That's stupid.


But I suppose that can't top this:

TWELVE

Frequent updates about your kids growth.

I understand that you're a proud new parent. I enjoy your child's pictures, updates, videos and such, but that doesn't mean I (or we) want to know every little step that your baby takes.

I am certainly not interested in reading your updates EVERY TIME your baby eats, walks, plays, yawns, poops, pees or talks.

Make a personal blog and share it to your immediate family. Just not on Facebook.



Ok. It's 2:26am and I am tired and my stomach is killing me. So I guess I'm gonna have to stop at the 12th reason.




Grumpy granny over and out.

Why white men love Asian women

I've been wanting to write about this for the longest time, tapi tak pernahnya rajin. Haha.

Before I proceed, do take note that this post is strictly (for) "fun"-ctional and I do not condone racism. Nor it is the place for me to brag about my ever-so-charming boyfriend, myself or our relationship.......wait, it IS the place for me to brag about us. HAHAHHAHAHAH.

Suck it up people.

So,

WHY WHITE MEN (specifically Don) LOVE ASIAN WOMEN (specifically me)

In order for me to write this post, I have to write it in a white man's POV kan (duh), otherwise it'd just sound like me trying to write a bogus story (which prominently leads to me being a huge liar who wants to credit myself hahah).

All these points came from him. His view and his thoughts. Though it is in his morale not to sound too judgmental, but he's an ass...soo.....pahem pahemmm la yeee.

I had to put on my reporter hat and interviewed him...while he was busy. So bayangkan aku kena ulang soalan beribu-ribu kali.

Sigh.

Oh well, anything for my beloved blog...hahahahahaha. Wah, aku telah menunjukkan ciri-ciri orang tidak ada life!

So here goes; a white man's reasons for liking us Asians:

ONE

Cultural differences. Perhaps this is the main reason why they're so infatuated with Asians. They don't have much of a culture (to be proud of ) as much as ours. All Asians, namely the Malaysian, Japanese, Korean, etc share similar culture in the way they do things with families. We've shown strong family values and family bonds.

Asian parents don't practice the 18-years-old-and-you're-out policy. Though this goes hand in hand with the young adults wanting to taste "freedom", but it is NOT required for them to leave home at such early age.

While over there in America you're considered a "loser" for still living under the same roof with the parents, it is quite the norm over here in Asia. We like to be basic-necessities-supported until we're either married or the situation requires us to be away from home.

TWO

Most American/white women are generally rude (he said "bitches" but I believe I should make it politically corrected). Since this came from a man who prefers Asian women, so this can be considered somewhat biased.

To his defense, majority of American/white women expect things to be thrown at them instantaneously just because they think they deserve everything....and yet they don't return the favor. The fingers are pointing at their parents, for raising them this way. They're most probably been raised in the "Yourself first, second and third, THEN you can consider others" way.

A relationship is a partnership, what good does it make if you're the only one that's pulling? Having these said, (most) Asian women avoid these key white women characteristics. It is rare to find Asian women with mid life crisis, prone to getting divorced (or have the infatuation with divorce) and they don't neglect their children.

THREE

Subconsciously, this is one of the key reasons why white men adore Asian women; Asian women are petite. Towering and lanky women don't turn (most) men on that much. Being big and tall represent dominance and men would still like to remain being the Alpha one.

I'd like to be able to pick you up and not having to look up to kiss you - Don M.

Though Don doesn't have a preference in sizes (duh, look at me), so this particular point is talking about the general white men's adoration towards Asian women.

FOUR

Asian women age well. A lot of older Asian women don't look too terribly bad, as compared to old white women. A 70+ year old Asian woman could be mistaken for being 60+ while a 50+ year old white woman could be mistaken for being 60+. Asian women retain our young looks without the help of botox, yoga or trendy diet, we just have a hearty appetite for ulam-ulam kampung.

Ugly Asians are as rare as beautiful white people - Don M.

FIVE

Since video games made its' first debut in Japan and most games reflect Asian girls (Japanese specifically), it has been instilled in the lives of these young American boys the thoughts of having one Asian partner. And when they finally saw one in real life, they'd be thinking "OH SHE'S LIKE THE HEROINE IN THE FINAL FANTASY GAME. I GOTTA HAVE HER".

Now who says video games bring bad influence? Hahaha....

SIX

Asian women are faithful, hard working, honorable, feminine and can kick asses with kung fu. 

Hahhahahah....ok this one is self-added. He didn't say this, but I'm sure he'd agree! (Or I'll make him agree) Hahaha!



So there you go, Don's 5 points on why he likes Asian women.

After having all these said, I take back my point about this being a racist entry. This is not racism, this is dating preferences.

Cara - cara memikat lelaki kacak tanpa baju.....kali ni tak tipu!

Hahahaha..tergelak kat tajuk sendiri sekali lagi.

Oklah, hari tu dah tipu, title je bombastik (eh, bombastik ke setakat lelaki tak berbaju? hahaha), tapi entry macam sampah.

Kali ni betul betul punya, sebab saya kan baik hati lagi pemurah...(hahah tak de kena mengena).

Anyway, sebelum saya tersasar topik lagi, nah, amik ni.

HAHAH BEST KAN.

What?

Kata mau lelaki kacak tanpa baju...tu haaaaa. HAHAHAHAHAH

OK memang aku biased, sebab pada pandangan saya, Don amatlah kacak.

Dreamy dreamy dreamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wah, aku ketawa tak hingat dunia okkk. HAHAHAH

See, I wasn't lying.


Ok dah tu je. BAI.


Eh, sori, memang kali ni entry sampah jugak, dan tak der tips untuk memikat lelaki kacak tanpa baju, sebab aku sendiri pon tak tau macam mana nak pikat lelaki kacak tanpa baju!!

Cara - cara memikat lelaki kacak tanpa baju.

 LOL@Title sendiri.

Ok memang entry kali ni tak der kena mengena langsung dengan lelaki kacak. Siapa suruh klik! Haaaa, gatal. Hahahahaha...

Anyywaayysss, I do have a lot of pictures nak kena upload, tapi malas. Cause I know Streamyx won't be able to support my massive upload. Bongok gila. Bayar je mahal mahal, tapi service macam taik.

Anyway, dah lama aku tak lukis comic kan? Tu lah...sebab mastermind dia tak der (ehem, Don), so tak der event yang kelakar berlaku. I'm not funny enough to create comic sendiri. Aku tukang lukis boleh lah.

Oh speaking about lukisan, I showed mak my doodle, ok, sebenarnya dia tanya, and she requested me to lukiskan dia wallpaper untuk PC rumah tu..alamak. Pastu siap demand lagi...dia nak yang bunga bunga atau permandangan.

Tapi disebabkan saya sungguh malas...hahahaha, dan tak reti lukis, nah:

Hahaha, ni baru buat 10 mins tadi. Semua guna auto shape dari Photoshop (except castle tu..sebab tu bengkang bengkok)..hahaha

Hahahaha, memang tak ikhlas betul. Ok lah mak, nanti lah Alia lukis lain.

But I don't know how to lukis permandangan ah...katun katun tau lahhh.

Akhir kata, sila lah ambil gambar ini sebagai pengganti wallpaper permandangan/bunga-bunga...

  

"Zug the Zombie"

 Muka monster ni pon boleh la kannn. Permandangan jugakkk.. hahaha

Sekian.

Ok, update kali ni memang tak der point. What the hell, perlu ke update jugak kalau cakap merepek..hahaha.

 

Cacat gila perempuan ni.

They don't want me because I'm too good. WTF.

Ok, seperti yang tak semua orang tahu, I went for an interview with this company (where my parents are/used to work - so kepada sesiapa yang tahu, shush shush ye).

Sure lah I was called for an interview because my parents ada kenalan (sebab nak masuk kena ada cable besar). But it doesn't matter how besar and panjang your cable is, but once you're in the meeting room, it's all up to you lah kan.

So payah lah sikit kalau anak anak Dato' ni di "recommended" kan but bila kena gertak sikit dlm interview, terus meleleh/do not perform well during the interview.

So anyway, back to my point, I was called. Tapi bila dalam meeting room ni, it was all up to how I conduct myself lah kan. Since I'm technically an experienced professional, I treated these panel professionally lah kan. I treated them on par with me lah. Tak de lah aku anggap diorg ni sungguh superior sampai kena sujud. You get what I mean tak?

It was a group interview; 5 orang sekali gus.

Sure thing, not a problem for me.

I really did my best tau. I asked a lot of questions because they didn't tell us/me enough. Sebab pada pandangan aku, a job interview is for the employer to know you and for you to know the employer/position as well kan?

I made the whole session more interactive, rather than just one sided. 

In my group tu, aku sorang je yang bersuara lantang, spik gud inggeris (sampai kena puji on the spot okkk, jangan memainnn haha) and aku berani bertanya. Yang lain macam takut takut, terketar ketar. I admit lah, aku pon terketar ketar jugak, but alhamdulillah, I managed to control it. Tahap confidence level tinggi beb. Hahaha

They didn't ask me a lot of questions...actually the only question they asked was "Tell us about yourself". Tu je.

What the hell.

Apahal diorg tanya candidates lain lebih-lebih?

Oleh disebabkan they didn't ask me, I had to ask them lah.

Logik lah kan!! Soalan yang aku tanya tu pon logik ok!! Bukan lah soalan bimbo macam "Encik dah makan??". 

It's to be expected lah kalau candidates tanya soalan kan. Lagi banyak soalan lagi bagus kan!

So to cut the story short (sebenarnya banyak lagi yang berlaku masa dalam meeting tu), a day after the interview, one of the panels jumpa bapak aku. Haha, rupa rupanya sebelum interview tu, my dad dah kenalkan dgn his friend ni, and his friend ni pulak jadi one of my interview panels.

Sungguh aku tak perasan. I have a bad memory btw.

Anyways, so si panel ni pon jumpa my dad. He told my dad yang he interviewed me and he said I am one of the best candidates (see I wasn't lying when I said I was good..hahaha). He even told my dad yang they (meaning the whole panels) were intimidated by me!!

Because I asked questions!!

WHAT???

Wait, the word he used was "challenged".

I did not challenge them. I simply ASKED them. Politely, and PROFESSIONALLY.

So bapak aku pon terkejut (cause I oredy told him everything - what went on during the interview), and apak pon tanya lah lagi, in what sense yang aku challenged diorang.

So si panel ni pon bagitau lah yang among all the candidates yang diorg interviewed, tak der sorang pon tanya soalan soalan bombastik yang required them to think. And selama ni, tak der sorang pon candidate yang treated them on par - selama ni semua orang anggap diorg superior, angguk angguk kepala walaupon tak paham/tak agree.

But not me.

Yer lah, kalau aku tak paham ke, tak agree ke, need more clarification ke, buat apa aku angguk kepala macam orang dungu. Mesti lah tanya balik kan!!

I mean aku treated diorg as a professional lah. From a professional to another professional. I didn't let them make me feel small, I had self-control and though I respect them as a future employer, but I didn't let them make me feel intimidated.

And because of that, they felt "challenged"!!

Apakahhhhhhhhh.

Oh jadi selama ni diorg interview candidates macam main belasah je lah?

Unstructured betul.

I mean what I asked them tak der lah bombastik mana pon, I asked because I didn't know, betul tak.

Sakit hati ok! I mean he admitted it, yg the rest of the panels cakap I'm a good candidate!! Abis tuuu, what's the fricking problem?!?!?

Wah wah wah, gila mengamok ok.

Ye lah, sapa tak mengamok, just because I posed a managerial trait, diorg dah gelabah. Pastu tanak hire me.

Tell me lah, company mana yang tanak employees dia menyerlah. Company ni macam nak orang yang jenis kepala-angguk jee. Diorg nak yes-sir man je ke??

Apa takut aku nanti masuk fast-track then terus jadi boss diorg ke??

I have proved myself that I can conduct myself well, I know my subject matter, I am confident, I can communicate, I'm professional and I can retain self-control under pressure.

ARE THOSE NOT THE QUALITY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IN AN EMPLOYEE???


p/s: This is a HUGE GLC company.

p/ss: Oh, I'm now in the recommended list btw and I shall hear from the HR in 3 months. Tapi takut jugak babe, anything can happen kan! PLEASE DOA KAN UNTUK SAYA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :(