Superstar

That's it.

I'm tired of menggodam-godam template lagi. Hopefully I won't get bored of this one lah.

Anywaaayyy, not much of an update, sebab tu tak berupdate update. Takkan aku nak tulis "hari ni saya bangun pukul 1pm, lepas tu terus makan lunch, lepas tu main computer, lepas tu tidur".

Gila tak der life.

Haha.

Someone requested me to buat an entry about how I met Don. Interesting...tapi aku rasa ramai je yang dah tau (eh ye ke? Perasan superstar ke Alia oii)

I'm still contemplating samada nak buat entry tu dalam bentuk tulisan (meaning more details, and ehem, easier for me) or dalam bentuk pictorial (tak kisah lah comic ke, collage ke).

But worry not my dear friend-yang-hantar-email-requested-me-to-buat-that-entry, I shall....find the time, later. Hahaaaaaa...gila dasar pemalasssss.

Balik Malaysia je aura aura kemalasan berlipat ganda. What to do...Malaysia kan panas,
so panas = malas. Kan sama bunyi tu.

Hahahahahahah...ok sila lempang.

I've been looking at my old pictures. Bernanah mata tengok rupa aku dulu nokk. I was sooooo ugly, eh skarang pon ugly jugak, tapi tak der lah se-ugly dulu...cuma terlebih lemak je. Hahahah...

Anyway, I just had to buat muka keji when I saw this picture:

Why?


WHY?

Because I could have been a millionaire from royalty fees!!

I fricking told you I'm a Superstar.

Har har har.

What the hell happened?

Ni lah akibatnya, gatal tangan nak godek godek template, kan dah rosak. 


Whatever lah, this shitty layout shall remain as my template buat sementara waktu. While I'm looking for another template. 


Aku dah malas nak edit sana sini, amik yang free je lah.

Alasan

Short update ya kali ni.

Kenapa I haven't been updating:

• Internet macam siput. I seriously kenot stand the slowness of StreaPegiMatilahmyx. Nak main game pon asyik disconnected. Baik aku tidur.  

• I'm spending more time with my family. Al maklumlah, ai kan baru balik obersea (bercakap dengan nada mak datin drama TV melayu). Kah kah kah, sila lempang. 

• Perasan tak, drama TV Melayu semuanya kisah pasal mak datin, datuk sana sini, makeup tebal nak mampus padahal waktu siang (hello, light makeup tak pernah dgr??). Lepas tu plot mesti revolves around this "victim" yang selalunya perempuan lah, tapi teramatlah dungu sampai kena pijak kepala. I know lah the heroine/hero mesti ada unsur unsur budi pekerti, anak taat setia, blah blah blah, tapi sampai asyik kena tindas je apa kes? Lembik gila. BORING. Dah lah episode slow nak mati.  

• Eh, tiba tiba cakap pasal drama melayu. 

• Saya jatuh tangga, sebab itu saya tidak boleh update blog. (haha, saja je nak kasi saspen...eh saspen ke?) 

• I've been busy spending time with Don bila saya tak spending time with family. Kira macam recuperating lah hati yang lara ini. Chewah.  

• Saya malas. 

• Walaupon saya malas mahu update blog, tapi saya rajin menghias blog. I want to make this blog , MY blog...semua dari hasil lukisan sendiri. Lepas tu kalau ada manusia dogol buat bising, boleh lah aku cakap dengan penuh konfiden "hey it's MY blog, pedulik hapa aku". Haha.
  

• Still adjusting with the time difference. Haha..ok ini mmg alasan semata-mata, takkan lah sampai seminggu jetlag tak habis habis lagi.
  

Back in Malaysia

This is my first update from Malaysia. I haven't got the chance utk update blog before this, sebab terlampau busy jumpa my family, busy shopping dgn mak, dan busy tidur. Haha...

Eh, jetlag lagi lah. Haaaahaa (alasan, sebenarnya memang suka tidur kan)

One thing lah bila balik Malaysia, panas gilaaaaakkk (wahahaha sila lempang sikit!)  and internet connection macam celaka!!

OMG.

Patut ah bila Don or my friends yg dari oberseas cakap internet malaysia ni apahal slow gila, mmg slow nak mampos! Dulu sebelum pegi obersea ni, mmg lah internet slow, tapi kira boleh tahan lagi lah, tak der ah mcm nak complain hari hari kan....but now I know the HUGE difference!!!

Apakah!?!?!?

Ini namanya broadband???? Macam taik ok!

Ok ok, at least boleh lah connect kan..

Anyway, nak tanya sikit student student yang blaja oberseas ni, apahal mu sombong sangat??? Gila serious, sombong nak mampos ok!

While I was in Amsterdam, masa nak tunggu boarding, I met a bunch of Malaysian students yg naik flight skali. Imagine lah aku yang dah tak jumpa Melayu selama 6 bulan, gila eksaited ok boleh cakap Melayu.

So masa tengah tunggu tu, ada lah minah ni duduk kat kerusi depan, me being me, I've tried to converse with her lah kan, tanya dari mana, balik KL cuti ke apa

Kau tau apa dia cakap???

Paris. Sambil menjeling mata!

What the hell??

Perlu ke kau nak jeling jeling??

Tau lah aku ni pakaian selekeh sebab I had to wait 12 hours kat Amsterdam, tapi perlu ke kau menyombong???

Bukan dia sorang! Ramai lagi yang menyombong! Langsung tak jadi aku nak berbual-bual dgn diorg. Baik aku cakap dgn mamat matsaleh duduk sebelah tu. At least dia tak der lah menyombong. Siap interested lagi nak dgr cerita aku terkandas kat Netherlands 12 jam.

Go to hell lah

Aku tak heran pon kau dah duduk lama kat Parits ke, Londong ke, Amerikah ke. Tak payah nak nak menyombong, bontot sama hitam.

Yang aku peliknya kan, masa kat UK dulu pon sama. Ramai je students UK sombong ok. Padahal aku tanya dalam Bahasa Melayu, lain lah kalau aku tanya dgn English dgn accent lintang pukang ni.

Apahal students Melayu je yang bila dah study kat obeseas je, terus sombong? I've met with a bunch of Filipinos, Vietnamese, Thai while I was in the states, tak der pon diorg menyombong. Lagi eksaited ada lah. I mean we came from the same continent kan.

Yang kau sama-sama negara, cakap bahasa sama, kulit sama hitam, bontot sama hitam, lagi kau mahu berlagak apahal??

Makcik dari India masa kat Atlanta airport yang cakap English pon lintang pukang tu pon friendly gilak. Pakcik American yang senasib dgn aku flights schedule kena tukar tu pon friendly. Yang kau wahai budak Malaysia, berlagak macam kau bukan bangsa Malaysia.

Pergi mati lah.

My not so short Amsterdam visit

I am in fricking Amsterdam.

For 12 fricking hours.

And I just paid a 27 dollars worth of 24 hours Internet pass.

They screwed my flight schedule, so instead of going to Seoul, I'm in space cakes and free sex land. How cool is that.

It wouldn't be so bad if I don't have to wait here for 12 hours.

I've requested for a flight change, food voucher, free accomodation, but these Europeans said they don't have the authority and the next flight to Malaysia is tonight.

My US currency worth half of the Euros here.

Screw you Europeans. Haha.

Well Don said the best thing to do now is to enjoy it. Hey Im in Amsterdam. Amsterdam!!!!!

I've NEVER thought of coming here, and this is def not how I was gonna plan if I ever wanted to come here. Oh well, at least I'm in fricking Amsterdam.


Are you? (ayat penenang hati)

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Heartbreak..