What? What?

Okay this might sound silly coming from me, who is a self-proclaimed geekazoid and technological wisecrack...but I've been dying to ask someone about it. And before you start pointing to google.com, please hear my plead (as for my defense)....um, ok, soo maybe I'm just a tad too lazy to read some articles which I'm sure have a lot of technical jargons that I know I won't even bother to try to understand..it's much better having someone to explain to me in layman's term.

Easy as ABC.

Right?

Anyway, this might be old news, and it's all over the media (not that I'm following it religiously...), but what the hell is a Twitter?

Haha...ok sila gelak.

But I'm serious, I know it's a community application that you can update on the go (eg: using your phone), but what is it exactly?? And how does it work? Wait..I mean how do you USE it? Do you have to pay for the service? Does it cost money if you register? What is it?!?!

O'knowledgeable people! Help me!

Lollipop version 2..disturbing!

Aku sangat addicted to the lollipop song. Hari-hari mesti dengar..kalau bukan dalam TV, sanggup bukak blog semata-mata nak nyanyi nyanyi sekali..haha, sungguh sadis kan!

Anyway, after watching the video a couple of times (try thousands of times!), I noticed sesuatu yang agak disturbing...I dunno how to word this (politically) correctly...

.....but if you notice kan, at the begining of the advert, the kilang was dark, and the African American guy was putting his topi on, and then another guy came up (obviously he was on the bottom) sambil membetulkan his overall and then they just looked at each other as if they were saying "thanks man" or "I owe you".

What was he doing before that?? And on the bottom?? Why was his overall unbuttoned???

Hahahahahahahahah!!!

Here, lemme repost the vid again:



Ya, sori, I have a very keji pemikiran....but that is very disturbing!! Is it a subtle hint saying that gayism has taken over America?? Hahahaha...

Blind date

A few days ago, I read about blind dates on Nad's blog. Hari tu nak berblog on that, tapi sebab ada manusia celaka buat hal soooo...(alasan semata-mata, padahal memang kes malas haha)

Hats off to Nad for her bravery and kesanggupan untuk mengharungi perangai-perangai bingai lelaki lelaki yang go on blind dates.

I wouldn't (EVER!) go for blind dates, no matter how desperate I am. Oklah I'm maybe generalizing but most Malaysian guys go on looks (oh, here we ago again), kalau aku pergi blind dates with local guys...wah, I'll give him 5 minutes to leave. Hahaha.

I have a lot of traits yang sungguh tak lady-like ok. Berangan-angan memuji diri sendiri perempuan ayu..tapi jauh panggang dari api ok! (eh betul ke idiom aku ni?).

I scare guys off easily. Mahu ke anda be around with a perempuan yang bermulut puaka and duduk terkangkang sambil membuat lawak bernas (haha, kena la kasi point up sikit, apakah mau kutuk diri sendiri je).

And I don't know how to be friends with Malaysian guys. You know la some lelaki Malaysia ni suka crack stupid/racist/sexist/har har sakit hati jokes. I don't get it, how is "fuyo, u makan 8 pinggan nasi sehari ke? hhahahah" funny?

I know some of them are not trying to be complete jerks (I think la), but if you're about pull a joke outta your ass..then you might want to think again. Is your joke sensible? Hurtful? ACTUALLY LOLFUNNY? Or just plain retarded?

I'm not saying yang lelaki Malaysia je buat lawak bodoh macam ni, yes, lelaki luar negara pon sama jugak, tapi tak pernah la lagi aku kena kutuk oleh diaorg. Setakat "your so fat" tu macam tak memberikan kesan apa-apa pon sebab cara ejaan pon gives me alot to think whether or not I want to lower myself to that tahap mentality (grammar nazi).

Eh, apa ni, tadi cerita pasal blind dates, sekarang kutuk pasal jantans pulak. Haha.

Oklah, sebelum aku dapat lagi hate mail "NO WONDER MALES DUN LIKE U. U FINK U IS SO GOOD/PRETTY LOLOL GO DIE MADEFAKERRRR" or mail yang seunsur dengannya, you might want to reread this entry. Please lah guna otak before you kasi email yg kenkonon bijaksana itu ok? Terima kasih. Haaaa

Ok kembali ke cerita blind dates (cerita tunggang terbalik!), aku juga takut untuk pergi ke blind dates sebab

1. Rejection is painful la duh
2. Tak sampai hati nak rejek orang, sebab I'm not a supermodel pon mau rejek rejek sesuka hati kan?
3. Takut kena rogol
4. Takut muka lelaki tu macam perogol bersiri
5. Takut kena bunuh (haha, imaginasi terlampau)
6. Takut he turns out to be one the the family members (wah, ini memang horror)
7. And some more lah malas nak fikir haha

But, kalau you're talking about this blind date, I'm up for it! No hal punya...haha

Alia 2.0

Semenjak-menjak ni, I've been so lazy to update lah, tambahan pulak ada manusia dogol yang suka mendengki kan, lagi la aku malas. My semangat to retaliate sudah hilang, I mean bukan apa, buat rugi masa je kan nak fikir comebacks, baik aku main game. Haha.

Tapi if you think about it kan, orang-orang tu sebenarnya jealous akan life aku yang sungguh perfect ini. I'm not just saying this because "jealousy" is the standard answer, well, it is...because it's so true! I mean why would you want to talk bad about others if you don't envy them right? THE SOLE reason why you even TALK about them (regardless la bad or not) is because you want to be like them/you want to have the things that they have.

lol.

Orang-orang kita ni memang suka mengutuk kan? And they hide their asses behind anonymity. Why? Are you afraid of confrontations? How much of a coward can you be lah?

Moving on.....Oh, Mommy Miller went to Florida last Monday and expecting to be back this Sun. It wasn't a planned itinerary for Don and I, sebab it was a business trip. So Don still has to work sebab tu tak boleh ikut sama :(

Tinggal lah the 3 of us. Hari-hari jugak Don becomes my chef (bukan selama ni dia yang masak ke?). Yea well he loves cooking, I even asked him if he was given the opportunity to be enrolled into culinary school, he would. Betul betul sanggup wah.

He is the only male that I know yang betul betul suka memasak. Lelaki lelaki lain...blegh, jangan harap la, masuk dapur mengharap makanan terhidang saja (eh, am I talking about myself here? Haha!).

This Sat pulak, Melody and Wayne will be having a pool party (using our pool - wah, sejak bila jadi aku punya pool ah? haha). It's not gonna be fun if the kids aren't there..the kids meaning Ashley and the whole trailer lah (she has 6 more siblings under her).

Oh well.

Oh I revolutionized my blog theme sebab aku sudah bosan with the old one..haha. It took me the whole siang to curi and amend ok. Apa ingat senang ke nak mencuri? Haha..I'm very the picky tau, I wanted a white background with less graphics, very the minimalist. I already have the picture that Don doctored, so all I needed was a clean nice blog.

Sungguh temper kalau blog tak jadi.

Oh kalau I lost your URL, silalah comment sebab all those URLs tepi tu pon aku based on your comments. Despite the name and the machoness of this blog, I don't have a super bionic robotic memory..haha, so tanpa segan silu, silalah comment with your URL ya! (haha, apakah tak welcomingnya ayat?!).

kk tak tak.

Silalah ya? You know I spend my days reading other peoples blogs, my presence gives you income lagipon kan!!

Haha..sah I need to learn the act of persuasion.

Ok lah, nanti nanti I'll continue, tetiba kemalasan melanda.

My blog or your blog?

Hey isn't it cool? I am being judged based on the things that I wrote here in my blog. Apparently my fabricated stories made the hit list. I'm just so glad that some people even took the time to look into the tiny details.

Ok.

Look, if you don't like what I'm writing in THIS blog, then sila main jauh jauh. Ada aku paksa kau baca ke? This is MY blog, MY stories, if your whole purpose is just to mengomel on the things I write, then please, do me a favor, don't read my blog.

Can you not be such a nosey person? "Eh Alia did this!" "Alia did that!". Busybody betul lah. Rimas ok.

This blog was made for MY entertainment, and also to serve my daily updates for my IMMEDIATE family. Are you my IMMEDIATE family?

I don't care if you read my blog and keep it to yourself, tapi kalau lepas baca tu, tak payah la nak kecoh kecoh.

The point I'm trying to make is, if you like my blog, good, I'm glad you do, but don't go spreading around like it's a daily tribunal.

Yes, I am brutally honest and yes sometimes you have to excuse my french, and if you get offended by swear words, then don't read. I'm not going to change my writing style just to fit your convenience. If I were to do that, might as well just rename the blog after your name kan?

Anyhow, I'm going to watch the TV now, and I'm sure you've got your OWN LIFE to attend to too right?

Dork

This is my favorite Youtube singer for now..



His voice is so versetaillll I laikkeeeeeeeee. Sedap gila la suara dia! Best best!

Sebenarnya ramai lagi orang orang yang pandai nyanyi dalam youtube, tapi aku macam malas nak post semua kan..haha.

K, nak dgr dia nyanyi lagi! Bai!

Bulu-less!

Masa kecik-kecik dulu, aku tak pernah paham kenapa mak suruh tolong cabut bulu ketiak. Rasa macam "apasal nak kena cabut? Ketiak ada bulu ke?" hahaha...mmg ignorant betul aku ni kan. Ye la, mentang mentang masa tu bulu tak der...bulu kaki pon halus je..haha.

Tapi everytime bila mak suruh cabut, aku kasi pelbagai alasan..apakah motifnya nak cabut bulu kat ketiak?? wahahha...anak yang teruk kan. Tapi mak lagi pandai, dia tau anak dia ni mmg mata duitan..dia kasi la upah..haha. Dengar je ada upah utk selehai bulu, terus bergegar dunia sebab Alia berlari-lari amik tweezer. Hhaahha!

Aku macam tak ingat samada mak betul betul kasi upah atau tak, sebab mak memang amat pandai men-trick. Haaa

Anyway, masa kecik mmg tak paham kenapa perempuan suka cabut bulu-bulu ni. Biar je la bulu tu melekat kat badan kan..buat apa nak susah susah. So aku macam berazam tanak cabut bulu...

.....sampai la aku confused..aku ni manusia ke gorilla??

Hahah...

Semenjak tu, tweezer mmg sentiasa ada dlm handbag..boley? kenkonon nak cabut bila ada masa...gila kau, takkan aku nak cabut bulu kaki/ketiak kat public koootttt?? Hahha...tapi I laike to pluck bulu kaki semasa menonton TV....ehh, buruknya perangai!

Tapikan, macam mana u all cabut bulu ketiak ah? Tengkuk aku sakit ah terteleng-teleng nak cabut. Then tangan lenguh nak kena angkat tinggi tinggi. Macam manaaa?? macam mana???

It's not that I wear sleeveless tops that I seriously need my armpit hair begoneee, and even if I did, lemak lemak tangan akan menggelebeh menutup bulu...hahahaha! But it's the feeling of hairless makes me feel...clean. Haa

I've tried everything yang mampu.

Hair removal cream...ni mcm tak berkesan pon..ke bulu ketiak aku tebal sangat?? Hahaha...

Shaving....this method was the best, tapi ia menghitamkan ketiak aku, so boooooo

Tweezing/plucking....I LOVE this, sebab aku suka the feeling masa bulu tu keluar dari skin (hahaha apakahhh??) but sebab ketiak jauh dari mata, so aku kena teleng..tu yang leceh...

Wax strip...babiks, I hate this, I used it and bila tarik, glue dia tertanggal ok, so melekat kat skin..so jadi satu hal pulak aku nak kikis..and when I put my arm down..melekit-lekit ok! Tobat!! Tanak guna dah!

I don't want laser shit sebab aku tidak mempunyai wang (obvious reason)..

A few weeks ago, I saw an ad about buang bulu INSTANTLY...

Smooth Away

Cuma gosok dan POOF! bulu hilang! Wah, kagum, kalau tengok the iklan, macam immediately bulu hilang. haha. But hey, it's marketing, anything's possible la kan.

I was always perplexed by how this accomplishment was met with no pain. Being trained in the form of waxing and all other systems of hair removal, I couldn't see how it was possible. Macam, wah, tipu gila la! Obviously it's somesort of a sand paper, and I don't know about you guys, but I've actually tried sanding my own legs (haha, jangan tanya) and it hurt.

I was never eager to get it la, since I saw it on infomercial..meaning you have to dial the number la, jadah jadah, buang masa la. And then...I saw it kat Walmart..oh, I lap u Walmart, and it costs 17 dollars..wah, mesti beli!

So I decided to give it a test...and it worked! With NO pain! I have sanded my bulu away!! Yay! It's a fine sandpaper la, sebab tu tak rasa sakit. Tapi it gives you the feeling of instant result, tu yang syiok gila okkkk. Kau bayangkan kau tengok bulu kaki banyak gila, then you guna the product on one spot, in a few mins, you'll see a spotless patch among your hairy leg!!

Hahahahaha....

Ok ok, I love my smooth away, tapi I still want to feel the syiokness of plucking your hair away! (hahah, apakah, gila ka??)

Any other method?