HOW TO GET A WHITE BOYFRIEND

LOL

I'm laughing at my own title.
Rasa macam wtf sangat. Perasan bagus si Alia ni.

But I was chatting with a friend earlier and we had an epiphany that I should be writing an entry about how to get a white boyfriend.

I laughed at her suggestion. I mean what kind of person would want to read that?!
I even laughed at my own "ability" to bag a Caucasian man. I mean, what credibility do I hold for me to write about getting a white partner? My experience would solely based on my ONE AND ONLY white man in my life!

It's not like I've had tons of white boyfriends before!

And then I figured, hey, WHY NOT. I've got a couple of tips and tricks down my sleeves, why not share them to the world!

Right???

Ok so brace yourself because here you go.


HOW TO GET A WHITE BOYFRIEND:

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok ok.
Ehem.
On a serious note now.

White men is just like other men. There is nothing different about them.

I'm Asian enough to know that most Asian women tend to shy away from them out of fear (rejection? Cultural differences? I don't even know). I also know that most Asian women are pretty submissive, that it has been embedded in our culture to be this way. I mean we're not submissive to the point of "yes sir" to everything, but it's enough to make us seem that we're not assertive. We're not upfront enough.

And that, my friends, is the only key in getting a man's heart, let it be white, brown, or green.

So here's the ONLY TIP and you should be focusing on:

Yep. That's it.
Confidence is the key.

Confidence is hot.
Confidence is sexy.

It really doesn't matter on how you look like, if you think you're hot shit, and you carry yourself well, then you're hot shit.

When a woman seduces a man, it's enough to make him come home with you, because your confidence speaks volume. To be seductive, you have to be confident.

It also shows independence. I don't know about the men that you've met, but almost all of the men that I know, HATE it when their women are 100% dependent on them, as if they're taking care of a child. Men want companionship, not a child. Also, most men get annoyed with the "do I look fat" question (I know my husband does!) because it only shows how insecure you are.

Insecure women are also harder to please because they feel like they have to compete with everything in order to feel "complete".

I used to be so insecure about myself (I still do sometimes, I'm working on it) but I've gotten better over the years. I used to care of what people think of me. Of what I look like if I wear horizontal stripes, or if I look ugly wearing shorts, or if I look retarded with a half-shaven head.

Now, I just don't fucking care anymore, because I know I'm hot shit. HAHAHAHAHA

That's why when I see kak-ipar aku dok sebok menggatal dengan laki aku, I know I have nothing to worry about, because I'm a far better catch in every way possible.

Like, bitch, you got nothing to compete with these boobs. These are massive fucking tits yo.

and oh. I also have a degree. So that means I'm well edumacated.
And had a nice upbringing.
And came from a kick-ass family line.

Now who are you again?

Eh.
Tersasul pulak.

hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, stop worrying about little things, stop talking down about yourself.

Start thinking that you're a cool person. Flirt like a cool person flirts....which is confidently. Why do you think hot girls flirt so nonchalantly that it looks so simple for them? Because they know they're hot shit, and not just some chicken-shit. So imitate this. You're hot shit okay?

Because you're hot shit.

Sure some men might reject you or whatever, but that wouldn't keep a confident person down, would it?



All in all, (yeah I'm just gonna sum everything up because I'm getting lazy to write LOLOLOLOOL)

THE END.



Sekian,

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

Kena Kutuk Sebab Gemuk

Soooo, here we go again, moments of truth!

Keywords that came to my blog.
Macam biasa la, we've got horny perverts trying to score some sexy time with the masseuse, underage girls, blah blah. You know the drill.

Aku rasa, keywords yg datang ke blog aku, semuanya sex-related. Padahal I only have 2-3 entries je about calling those pervs out.

Dunno la.
Don't care.

Lagi ramai masuk.
Lagi untung aku.

Eh.

Anyway, I stumbled upon this particular keyword that I pretty much have an experience on.

A lot of experience I might say.

STEP 1: FUCK THEM.

To whoever yg googled this, I have one advice for you: FUCK THEM. FUCK 'EM ALL.

Muahahahahahhahaha
HAHAHAAHahahahaha

Ha.
Ok. On a serious note, there's really nothing you can do. Mulut orang memang tak boleh nak di control. They can say whatever they want. It's their prerogative.

But it's YOUR prerogative to whether you want to feel offended or not.

I mean I get it. Words hurt. I've been there at least a dozen times. I cried and bitched about it. Though bitching about it helps. Cause most of the times, you'll get people supporting your back. I mean, I know it's not your goal to get people's approval, but I'm just saying, it helps when you have a support group.

But of course, sometimes you'll get dickwards too. Trolling on your page, saying nasty shit. Blah blah blah. Lantak pi la depa nak cakap apa. Bukannya diorg put food on your table.

If you know these dickheads in real life, cut them out. No, not literally. but cut them out from your life. Disassociate them. Oust them. Unfriend them from your facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter/whatever lah. I've done this so many times to so many dickheads. If they want to be vile and hateful, then they don't deserve to be my friends. I'm awesome and I only keep awesome friends.

The Malays are usually musuh dalam selimut. Depan kita, bukan main manis mulut. Tapi kat belakang, mulut mcm lubang taik. So usually if you confront them, or call them out, they won't do shit. Terkejut agaknya. Some might reconsider their actions, some, might get violent. This is when you walk away, and unfriend them.

I know I know. "kau cakap senang je nak unfriend them".
That's because it is easy.

How do you unfriend someone in real life?
Walk away when they're talking.
Delete their phone numbers.
Unfollow them on your social media.

How do you unfriend someone online?
There's a button specifically called "UNFRIEND"

You're an intelligent creature. You can think of something.



STEP 2: EMBRACE IT.

Ok, so once you've clean up your list, but you still can't filter everyone out. Again, you can't stop people from being a douchebag. But what you can stop, is being affected by their words.

Embrace it.

Embrace your body shape.
Embrace your kekurangan (or kelebihan lemak)

Joke about it.

I call myself "mak walrus" because I KNOW that I'm fat. I'm not trying to deny that fact. I KNOW that people are still gonna keep calling me fat. But those words don't hurt me anymore, because how could they hurt me if I, MYSELF AM CALLING MYSELF FAT??

Haaaa.
You get this logic?

It's like me saying "Hey aku gemuk"
Then people are like "Hey kau ni gemuk"

Uh.
No shit Sherlock.

I JUST said that I'm fat.
Why are you repeating after me?
Got nothing original ah?

Then that opens up to you insulting their intelligence.

Hahahahahahahahahhaha

See where I'm going?

Hahahahahahahahah

Ok lah, that was a bad example. But you get what I mean!

I think people have exhausted their insult-vocab when it comes to ad hominem attacks. I've heard them all. And they get old really quickly.

Step 3: DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Finally, the last step.
If you're not happy with how they way you look, CHANGE IT. Get your ass up and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Change your diet. Change your lifestyle.

I mean there's really no point of you sitting there, crying about how people are calling you fat, ugly and whatnot.

Baik la kau gunakan your anger and frustration on bersenam.

IF you're content with how you look, then whatever la. You can stay big.
Though for various medical reasons, I STRONGLY DO NOT recommend it. You can at least take 20-mins walk around your block. Or if it's too hot (I understand Malaysia's weather), turun naik tangga a couple of times.

I'm not the best of person to give out nasihat on bersenam, because I'm super lazy. Pemalas nak mampos hahahahahahaha. But I'd try to allocate about 30mins a day just walking on my treadmill, or just a quick 10mins walk on my neighborhood.

I'm watching on my food intake (though, not so much lately. Lately aku main ngap je - but still try to keep within my 1500cal a day).

Listen, if this pemalas-nak-mampus-mak-walrus can do it, why can't you?



So in the conclusion, it all DEPENDS ON YOU. If you want to feel offended or not. If you want to do something or not. If you want to let those hurtful words dictate your life or not.

There's only so much that people can HELP you with, but most of the hard work and decision making, are yours alone.

I'm no professional, so you shouldn't take me word for word. I'm just telling you on how *I* have been dealing with it. What works for me might not works for you.



So I'm gonna end this post, with a picture of this mak walrus, because why the hell not? LOL

Charity is charity.

I've been thinking about whether I want to write this over and over again.
Do I really want to show my dirty laundry to the public?
I mean if I do that, I'll never take it back.

But then again, I don't think I'll ever forgive dia.
I was ready to close old wound, tapi dia tetiba put salt on it.

So hari tu mak mertua gaduh dgn anak pompuan kesayangan. Kalau depa gaduh je, mesti orang lain pun terlibat sama. Nasib baik kali ni laki aku tak campur tangan. Itu hal depa berdua. Lantak pi la kan.
Nak dijadikan cerita, akak ipar (yg teramat kuchentai *rolls eyes*) ni suka drama.
Ok before aku cerita lagi lanjut, meh aku bagitau a few things to clarify.

Pompuan ni suka mintak duit kat mak mertua.
Nak beli lampin lah, susu la, tolong bayar bil lah.
Tapi bila ada duit lebih sikit, dia pergi joli beli peti ais kedua la, beli kasut la, beli tablets la (bukan satu, tapi dua!!!)
I've dedicated my entire post pasal dia hari tu. Kalau tak tau, pegi rujuk.

So anyway, masa mak mertua tgh gaduh dgn anak dia, si betina ni called, mak mertua masih tgh fuming ni, pun jawab tepon.
Then si pompuan ni instead of being direct to the point (dia nak mintak tolong mak mertua tolong amikkan anak dia dari sekolah), dia putar belitkan cerita sebelum dia bagitau point dia. Ckp dia punya penyakit dtg balik la, blah blah blah, so mak mertua ni tgh distraught, tertengking la kat dia. Ckp "setiap kali kau tepon mintak itu ini, aku belikan. Setiap kali kau ckp elektrik kau nak kena potong sebab tak bayar bil, aku bayarkan. Setiap kali anak kau nak lampin ke apa, aku yg tolong belikan. tapi kau tak pernah nak appreciate aku. asyik nak mintak duit je. apa lagi yg kau nak??"

Ha, mcm tu la bunyiknya.
Aku dok pasang telinga kat atas tangga je.

I mean yes, I admit. mak mertua dah keluar boundaries.
Tetiba nak assume kan.
Memang dia salah.
Tapi apa yg dia ckp tu, tak salah.

Mak mertua distraught sebab dah la gaduh dgn anak, duit pulak tak cukup sebab dia dah tolong bayarkan/belikan necessities untuk betina ni a week before. So dia makan hati bila pak mertua komplain yg napa kita asyik makan makanan lebihan kelmarin je.

One thing leads to another.
Sebab tu otak mak mertua pun mereng.

Pastu si akak ipar ni pun terkedu la kan. Hari ni dia tak mintak duit, so dia boleh naik kepala la.
So dia dtg rumah ni, bawak a bunch of makanan (sebab dia ada pertolongan dari gomen. Gomen kasi stamps untuk beli makanan)

Masa dia kat sini, dia pun ckp la ketidakpuashatian dia terhadap cara mak mertua punya layanan masa dia called tadi.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda. Masa ni ni aku dah kat bawah. Tgh masak.

Mak mertua pun explained la, dia susah hati sebab anak pompuan dia tanak ckp dgn dia, blah blah blah, pastu pak mertua pulak komplain napa asyik makan makanan kelmarin, so dia pun ckp la, dia susah hati lagi sebab minggu ni tak cukup duit utk beli makanan (dia tak pulak ckp SEBAB kenapa tak cukup duit! - agaknya sebab tanak sakitkan lagi hati betina tu kot, sebab mak mertua rasa bersalah tetiba tengking kat dia dlm phone)

Then kau nak tau apa si betina ni ckp?

That mak mertua ada big responsibilities untuk menyuap empat org dewasa based on source of income yg macam yo-yo, insinuated that aku ni dah la tak de kerja, tak menyumbang kewangan dlm rumah ni, tthen mak mertua kena support aku pulak!! I haven't earn my keep katanya.

Aku punya lah terkedu dgn ayat dia.
Sampai aku tak boleh ckp apa apa!

Aku tak pernah masuk campur bila diorg gaduh.
Mak aku selalu pesan, kalau ada pergaduhan antara keluarga diorg, jgn masuk campur.

Pastu tetiba dia boleh pulak nak heret aku masuk dlm pergaduhan dia???

Masa tu aku rasa hina sangat.
Dah la aku ni dari minority group. Jauh dari keluarga. Tak de kerja lagi.
Pastu boleh dia ckp aku ni moocher. Duduk terlentang, harapkan mak mertua support.

Dlm hati aku dah berbaur baur nak balas.

Nak je aku ckp, sebab we're in this situation is because budget untuk minggu ni lari sebab mak mertua TERPAKSA TOLONG KAU AND YOUR FINANCIAL TROUBLES!

PUKIMAK.

Don masa ni tak de kat sisi aku pulak tu. So aku sensorang dok terkapai kapai kat situ.
Sumpah aku rasa mcm the lowest person on earth masa tu.

Agaknya dia baru tersentak dlm otak dia yg aku kat situ babi. So mula la dia nak back paddle on what dia cakap. Ckp no offense la bagai, ckp "mmm sedapnya bau makanan you" (sebab aku kat tengah masak!!)

PUKIMAK.

Laki (abg Don) si betina ni agaknya dpt tau yg apa isteri dia ckp ni dah melepasi boundaries, mula la nak mereda kan keadaan. Dia pun sebok mengendel dgn aku tanya apa aku masak blah blah blah.

I ddidn't care what he had to say.
The damage has been done.

Aku TAK PERNAH MINTAK MAK MERTUA (OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER) DUIT OR TOLONG BAYARKAN BIL AKU.

AKU TAK PERNAH MINTAK APA-APA WAY BEYOND MY MEANS.

Bila mak mertua nak pergi groceries shopping ke apa, and dia tanya aku nak apa apa from the store ke, aku TAK PERNAH MINTAK APA APA. Aku selalu ckp "it's okay, u tak perlu nak beli apa apa utk i" walaupun minggu tu aku makan nasi dgn telur/sayur je back to back. (not that I'm complaining - I chose to makan nasi telur and sayur)

AKU TAK PERNAH MINTAK MAK MERTUA BAYARKAN BIL.
Walaupun aku ada phone bill yg aku tak guna pun

Kalau time tu aku tengok makanan tak de dlm pantry ke dlm peti ais.
AKU TAK PERNAH MINTAK MAK MERTUA PERGI GROCERIES SHOPPING
Sebab aku tau, kalau makanan tak de, it's either dia tak sempat pergi shopping lagi, atau dia tak cukup budget utk minggu ni.

AKU TAK PERNAH MINTAK APA APA.
Walaupun bank account aku makin lama makin depleting.

And this btich had the gall to insinuate that aku ni lah salah satu reason kenapa budget minggu ni lari?!?!?

AND NOT BECAUSE DIA YG SERING KALI MINTAK DUIT KAT MAK MERTUA?!?!

Pls tell me what I'm not going crazy.
Pls tell me that what I'm feeling isn't wrong.

Mak mertua will usually back me up when it comes to me vs this bitch.
Tapi oleh disebabkan dia tgh distraught, dia tak terpikir pun.
Laki aku pulak masa tu out of sight.
I felt completely alone.
And unwanted.

Tapi aku buat muka blank, excused myself and masuk bilik.
Sebaldi la air mata keluar.

Finally Don dtg, and terkejut napa mata bengkak.
I told him everything, on how betina tu made me feel unwanted. I felt like the lowest scum on earth.

Don punya lah baran.
He told me it's ok, why would I want to listen to someone like that? Her words have no credibility.
Sapa yg selama ni dok begging mak mertua duit. Aku ke si betina ni.
He even said, this has happened before too, even before aku sampai sini.
Household lari budget sebab nak cater utk betina ni.
Paling sakit hati bila si betina ni boleh beli barang-barang tak berfaedah instead of simpan duit!!

Pastu bila org yg dia mintak duit tu, tak cukup duit, dia pegi blame other people pulak.
Tak pernah nak sedar yg DIA IS THE REASON why we're in this predicament.

Anyway, the next day, mak mertua mintak maaf kat aku on what happened.
She finally realized on what that bitch said was wayyyyy beyond her boundaries.
And mak mertua felt horrible of what has been said.
Mak mertua ckp I should have defended you. I'm so sorry. We ALL know betina tu la la penyebab utama kenapa budget selalu lari.
I told mak mertua how I felt. I felt like shit. I felt like I'm unwanted and I'm just a burden.
Dia apologized profusely. Dia ckp, pls don't think that. I've never given dia any troubles or headaches, unlike betina ni. Betina ni tak habis habis kasi dia issues.

Laki aku ckp, when it comes to financial issues, mesti ada sangkut paut dgn betina tu.
Don ckp jugak, we should not answer kalau dia mintak tolong dari segi kewangan ke apa.
Sebab betina ni memang tak pandai langsung nak budget.
Ada duit lebih sikit, beli benda bukan keperluan.
I know this, aku pernah shopping dgn dia. Dia shopping mcm orang banyak duit. Semua nak itu, itu.
Spender pun nak pakai Victoria Secret je ok. Brand ayam tak main.
Then nak beli lampin pun tak mampu?!?!?!?

Tapi dia selalu guna anak-anak dia sebagai excuse. Takkan mak mertua tanak tolong cucu kan?


I just can't wait utk dpt kerja.
My qualifications are not in demand here.
I've got various calls from out of states (California mostly)
Tapi sebab I want to establish myself in this country first, I wasn't willing to move.
But now I'd probably think differently.
Maybe it's better for me to accept job offers yg jauh.
Tak payah aku nak deal dgn betina pukimak ni lagi.
Kalau dia nak mintak tolong, sori bitch, aku tak tolong pukimak mcm kau.

Oh speaking of which, dia lupa kot yg aku pernah bayarkan minyak kereta dia.
Or the fact that yg aku pernah belikan dia hadiah.
or the fact that aku pernah belikan dia makanan time dia tgh nazak (dan stamps dari gomen dah habis)

Oh wait. Charity is charity. Tak perlu nak mengharapkan balasan.

Christmas is coming

Hai kanak-kanak!
(haha suka hati je nak panggil korang kanak-kanak kan)

Last weekend saya dan suami pergi Christmas shopping.
Boleh tak dia pergi gerak aku pukul 7pagi??
Nasib baik dia tanya soalan yang betul "nak pergi shopping tak hari ni?"
Tak de la aku menaga kan...
Kalau nak pergi jalan, gerak pukul 4pagi pun I don't careeeeeeee!

hahahahahahahah

I don't know about you guys, but my husband is NOT the best shopping partner. Hahahahah
Matiler kutuk laki.

Dia boleh tahan maximum sejam je.
Pastu dia dah mengomel nak balik.

Hello??
Aku shopping at least 3 hours ok.
Walaupun saiz badan mak walrus, tapi kaki tetap gagah.
Don't play play.

Annoying jugak la kalau keluar shopping dengan dia. Tak habis habis
"you've been down this aisle"
"How many pairs of shoes do you need?!"
"There is nothing in this store that's in your shopping list"
yadda yadda yadda

Aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stress aku

I told him, kalau bosan ke apa, pergi la duduk, or pergi la jenjalan sorang sorang. Go and find what you want/need then we'll meet here blah blah.

Tapi dia refuse.
Cakap "I'm not gonna leave you alone. We were supposed to hang out together"
Pastu dok bising time aku nak concentrate shopping!!

Wargghhhhh!

Aaaaanyywaayyyyy, back to the story. Menyimpang jauh dah.

So we went out with bro and sis in law.
Went to Concord Mills. Shopping mall yg setingkat, tapi stretched panjang gila babeng.
Boleh sesat.
Imagine semua kedai kat Sunway Pyramid susun sebaris sebelah sebelah.
Kan panjang gila babeng tu.

Concord Mills ni memang selalu ramai orang.
Especially time holidays/near holidays.
Skrang ni nak Christmas, matikler berlaga-laga bahu (aku berlaga perut la kot, sebab pendek hahaha)

Ok dah malas type
HJAHAHAHHA boleh?? Tengah-tengah cerita tetiba boleh malas type?!
Gila saikosis kau ni Alia

Sesi mengempiskan buntut

Kids and candies tak dapat dipisahkan

My husband loves kids.
I know he's gonna be a great father one day.

One day ye.
Bukan sekarang.
Hahahahahahahahaha

Favorite store.
Kat Malaysia tak byk choices.
Kat sini....nyaaaaammmm nyaaammm enaknya mata memandangggg
I don't even have to look for plus sizes section
Saiz L/XL on normal section pun dah boleh pakai uolss
Mak walrus is happy

Kalau korang tengok dlm movies, yg ada manusia beratur panjang semata-mata nak duduk atas lap Santa Claus...ha, ni la dia.

Cuma kat sini tak ramai orang nak beratur sebab who cares about Santa right??
Bebudak skrang lagi bijak browse Internet. Hahah
Dah la kena bayar kalau nak duduk atas lap Santa.
Kalau pakcik Santa tu pedophile, ha, kan memang pekerjaan idaman dia

Asyik gambar laki den je...
nah gambar tuan rumah seketul

...dua ketul

Oklah, 3 ketul gambar tuan tanah

hahahaha

Pls la. Laki aku ni suka amik gambar dari angle yg tak flattering.
Dah la mak walrus ni ketot dan kembang semangkuk. Kalau nak tangkap gambar aku, ada certain angles je yg boleh lepas.

Tapi dia asal boleh je. Dun laike okeh.

Dedulu masa kecik, selalu teringin nak buat my own teddy bear.
Selalu nampak dlm movie Hollywood about this store.
Macam best.
Macam je la..

Don got these kids their Christmas gifts early.
He got them these Minecraft toys (that you didn't know which characters that you'll get until you open the package up)

There were 4 boxes. So 2 boxes for each kids. They picked these boxes randomly (out of 20 choices or something)

Turns out Breighlyn got 2 Diamond Steve miniatures.

And Paislee got 2 Octopuses!

What are the odds right?!!
That both of them got the same thing each!

Highway.

Yeah, kosong kan?

nak compare dgn Malaysian highways?!
HA!

Sebab tu kalau orag kat sini complain traffic jam ke apa, aku gelak je.
Your traffic in this city is nothing compared to my traffic back in Malaysia.

Sejam journey rumah ke opis ok.

Comel pulak si ketot ni dlm gambar ni.

Waiting to be seated.
Steak n Shake has the best shakes ever man
Nutella shake omg, meleleh okkkkk


Ok.
Sekian, dari Alia,

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

Gambar permandangan di kampung Amarekah.

 Hari tu ada readers komen,

Ease Elias nak saya update pasal scenery kat sini.

Walaupun saya ni pemalas nak mampos orangnya, gigihkan juga keluar semata-mata nak tangkap gambar permandangan! 

Hahahahahah

Scenery kat kawasan sini tak beberapa menarik. 

Kalau uols suka tengok kawasan kampung yg tak beberapa kampung mat saleh, ok lerr

Nak tangkap gambar pokok pun tinggal ranting jee

hahaha

Anyway, skrang ni tengah musim sejuk. Tapi suhu tak de la jatuh menjunam. 

Paling sejuk (day time) pun dlm 7C je. 

Sebab iols kan tinggal kat selatan Amareka. 

Snow pun selalunya bulan 1-2 mcm tu and only a couple of days je.

At least ada la jugak kan. 

Sesiapa yg kat south California or Florida tu, mintak hampun la snow nak turun. 

Anyway, skrang time time nak Christmas. So lampu lampu dah banyak la menyala.

Imagine hari raya. Mesti pelita dah siap siap pasang depan rumah khaaan.

Ha, depa pun sama la. Ada la yg extravaganza decorations nya. 

Ada yg lawn decoration mcm pesta amal. 

Siap ada reindeer Santa Claus bagaiiii.

Nasib je kat my neighborhood ni tak de orang buat mcm tu. 

Kalau ada, mesti laju je aku dah tangkap gambar. heheheheheheh

Ha, byk ckp pulak si Alia ni.

Nah gambar.

Neighbor depan rumah.
See. I told you. Pokok kering kontang.

Ni pulak gambar rumah.
Eh. mcm tak tau pulak. Hahahahah

 Eh tetiba mcm lawa pulak ranting ranting tu.
Boleh jadi lukisan.

hahahhaah gambar rumah trailer terbengkalai pun jadii lerrr

Wendy's drive thru.

Road kat kawasan sini ala-ala mcm ni le.
Oh mind you, it was only 5pm when this picture was taken.

Winter kan. So siang berlalu dengan pesatnya.

McDonald's drive thru.

Orang orang Amareka ni memang suka fast food. 

Sebab tu berat badan pun berkembang dengan pesatnya.

OK dah tu je untuk hari ni.

Sekian.

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

 

Berak depan rumah

Have you guys read the news lately? About our very own sexual perpetrator endorsed by the Ministry!!

hahahahahah

Ok lah, not fair when I judge the Ministry for his own ill-behavior.
I mean sapa sangka kan, muka bajet baik, pangkat tinggi bagai, tapi sex maniac uolss!!

Nah keratan news for you to enjoiiiiceeeee

Aku dok terbahak bahak baca article ni.
Cerita dongeng zaman tok kaduk silam uolss

 Boleh tak dia kasi statement yg dia pergi strip club for music??

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kalau ikut logik dia ni, people look at online porn  for the story line, not for the steamy actions, people use the bathroom just to sit, not to shit, people go clubbing, just to smoke cigarettes......boleh mcm tu???

hahahahahaha

Please laaahhhhh pakcik. Kot ye pun "under pressure", please use your own hand, in your own room! Kan dah ada kemudahan pornhub redtube bagai. Kalau kena tangkap pun, tak de la masuk berita International.

This story really cracked me up.

Boleh tak dia cakap just because she smiled, that was an invitation for him to get into her pants?!
Dah la bajet hotstuff, pastu nak cover line on why he was half naked, cakap dia berak depan rumah minah tu, then dgn sukahati je masuk pintu depan rumah minah tu sebab nak basuh berak, boleh????

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA

Pakcik pleaseeeeeee. Kot ye pun nak menipu, tolong la bijak sikit.
Kena belajar art of deception.

Malu sialll
Tapi aku pasti, pakcik ni memang muka tebal. Perasaan malu tu dah tak de.
Tapi kesian kat family dia la.
Kesian kat wife dia. Tetiba dpt tau laki ni sebenarnya sex maniac, pothead, stalker, and a sexual assaulter! 

There are 2 types of men in this world:
1) The ones that can control his sexual urges
2) The ones that can't.

This is based from my conversation with my husband, dia cakap it's easy for a man to get hard/turn on, but it takes a very strong will power to control that urge.

I also asked him, how does it feel when you're horny?

He said, when men are turned on, they just want to grind anything, they lose their senses and ability to think rationally, that's why most men will pursue this until the sex deed is done. THEN he'll be able to think and regret (if any). But while this is happening, their brain shuts down, not completely to the point of being a walking dead, but sometimes it's enough to make you not think of the consequences. This is where your will power comes in. Lesser minded people will lose.

He also said, he's not defending Rizalman by blaming the nature of men, this fella do not get a free pass just because men were born this way. He knew what he did was wrong, and he still did it. The least this Rizalman can do is own up to his mistakes. Stop making up bullshit excuses and lame-ass stories. Black magic konon.



Anyway, this shit happened to abang dia jugak (tidur dengan orang lain - bukan berak depan rumah orang hahahahaha)

Abg dia ni bajet buaya darat. Pompuan tukar tukar. Tang mana yg betina betina ni terpikat kat dia pun aku tak pasti. Sebab aku tengok, tak de la hensem pun. Perangai pun kekadang mcm syaitonnnirrojimmm hahahahah

Tu yg bila dia ckp dia nak kawen, semua org terkejut beruk. Tetiba bertukar jadi Mista Komitmen. Ha. Tapi aku bajet the only reason kenapa dia nak kawen sebab betina (akk ipar) dah mengandung. ha ha ha. Kenkonon nak jadi suami/bapak mithali.

Pooodah.

Pastu lepas beberapa tahun kawen, perangai buaya darat kembali lagi.
Dlm tahun ni, ada 2 betina jugak la yg sangkut.
Seriously, aku sampai skrang tak tau tang mana yg menjadi punca pojaan hati betina betina ni!!
Pada aku (tak tau la pada korang mcm mana) dia tu tak de la hensem pun. Duit pun tak de. Kerjaya pun tak de.

Tapi hmmm, betina-betina yg dok tonggeng kat dia tu pun tak de la lawa pun. Duit pun tak de. Kerjaya pun tak de.

Eh.
Padan lah.
Loser sama loser. Patut la terpikat.


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Eh.
Ayat mcm pantat.

NEW INSTAGRAM!! ROAD TO AT LEAST 5 FOLLOWERS !!! (small goal kali ni ya)

Eh, tetiba ada extra post untuk hari ni kan.

Hahahahah.

Anyway, cuma nak cakap, I've created another IG account, khas utk random art.

Sila la follow saya if you like my random doodles, artwork and whatnots!

I'm still gonna use my personal IG for pictures as stuff! Ini cuma untuk art saja. Because my personal IG is private, so tak boleh nak letak hashtags bagai.

Anyway, follow me here ya!! Thanks!

https://www.instagram.com/helloapanie/

p/s: IG ni baru create sat tadi. Hahahah. Sebab tu kosong je.