Short update pasal random posts

Sekarang jam menunjukkan pukul 1:10am.
Patut la mata macam kuyu kuyu je.

Anyway, sebelum beta beradu, I saw this one entry when I was scrolling down my blog.
Ok la, baca balik.
Bagus pulak blogging ni.
Kenangan katanya.

Kenang kenang zaman muda mudi, zaman kemarahan api membara (lol)

Sekali nampak komen ni uols...

Maunya aku tergelak pagi pagi buta ni kan

Baju batik!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh she was referring to this entry, where Don was wearing this baju:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Aku memang BENCI GILA baju tu!!!

Seriously!!! Mcm pakcik berumur 57 tahun!

Ahhhh tolong laaaa, pedih matakuuuu pedihhhhh

I really hated that shirt, sampai aku suruh dia buang.

Hhahaha ye sampai begitu!

Nasib baik la dpt laki yg taat dan setia kan.
Apa bini ckp (eh, masa tu belum bini) ikutkan aje

So kesimpulannya, dia dah buang baju tu.
HAHAHAH

And now since I'm here, segala baju yg tak menepati citarasa aku, mmg aku sorok/buang.

HAHAHHA keji nya rasa.

Ada sekali tu, masa I got here mula mula, he was wearing rantai.

RANTAI uols.

Aku mmg getik betul tgk laki pakai rantai.

He said that rantai is cool, sbb reminds him of stargate

Stargate ke, moongate ke, aku tak kisah. Aku suruh dia buang rantai tu

Memula dia insisted nak pakai jugak, ye la, sbb dah beli kan (mahai jugak weh, dlm $30 mcm tu kot) tapi lama lama, lentikkkkkkk


huahuahuahuaha *gelak victory*

So he ended up giving that necklace to his SIL.

Anyway, lets talk about how KURUSNYA he looked dulu.
Sekarang ni dah gempal.

Baguslah.
At least ada kawan boleh gondol gondol perut sesama.

hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Ok bai.




oh anyway, bagus jugak ada function "random posts" ni.
Boleh la aku baca balik kisah kisah merepek that I wrote.
Kadang kadang tu, bila baca balik a few years later, rasa mcm nak sorok muka bawah selimut. Ntah apa apa je aku tulis kan.
Mcm mana la korang boleh baca.

Eh.
Korang baca ke pun.

Hahahah.

Ok bai. (fer realz this time)

Update ntah apa apa je.

Don's School Years.

Masa kemas kemas store 2 bulan lalu (haha, ni mmg throwback habis dah ni), terjumpa la satu box of gambar gambar lama. 

Bertaburan pictures dlm box tu, mom cakap, kenkonon nak ganti album, tu yg dia keluarkan semua gambar tu, tapi sebab kemalasan melanda, mmg sampai 8 tahun la gambar tu bertaburan kat situ.

Anyway, what really caught my jakun-ness was this book:

Report kad sekolah! 

Dari tadika sampai la 10th grade

Ada 2 buku, satu Don punya, satu adik dia punya. 

Anna punya buku tak de gambar, so mcm ala ala sendu. Haha.

Tapi Don punya......wahh! Menarik kalbu kain kelambu!

Meh kita tengok satu per satu ye!

Alolololo omey nyeeee dia niiiii

He was 6 years old masa ni.

1991, kira 7 tahun la, masuk darjah 1. Tapi sebab dia lahir akhir tahun, so he was still 6.
Lagipun diorg kat sini masuk darjah 1 masa umur 5 - 7 years old
Tapi commonly umur 6 tahun la.

Anyway, depa kira umur ikut bulan. Bukan ikut tahun mcm kat Mesia.

Kiranya I'm still 29 lahhh, walaupun akhir tahun ni dah nak masuk tiga polohhhhh

(tapi perangai mcm budak derjah 6)

Darjah 2.

Hoh. Dengan mullet pun masih comel.

Tapi aku rasa dia comel di mataku sbb aku ni kan biased. 

Mesti la nak puji laki sendiri kan. Haha

Oh lupa nak kasi tau, kalau perasan, kat page tu ada pocket. Isi the actual report kad. 

Hmm tak payah la aku keluarkan, academic progress masa darjah darjah ni tak payah nak bangga banggakan sangat. Memang kompom la semuanya "excellent" pastu ada bintang sampai empat poloh.

Darjah 3. 

Adoi la, mullet tu masih melekat kat kepala

Tapi apa apa pun, abang la yg tercomel sekaliiiiii

Hak tuih.

Tetiba gatal nak panggil "abang"

Darjah 4.

hahahahaha muka takboleh blah

Pastu pergi sekolah baju mcm nak pergi pantai

Best gila tak de uniform.

bangun pagi gosok gigi boleh terus pergi sekolah.

Tak payah mandi pun.

Eh. 

Memang tak mandi pun kan.

HAHAHAHA

BTW, "Don Miller" itu adalah tulisan dia, sampai sekarang tulisan mcm tu. 

Cakar ayam ok.

I can write better with my right hand.

Chewaahhhh

Berlagak kau Alia. Sat lagi pegi mintak maap balik kat dia.

Oh masa ni dah masuk middle school.

Kenkonon dah "dewasa"
Tu yg tak de gambar. Tak glemer la letak gambar ye dok

Eh fifth grade punya sheet ilang.

Anyway, ni saja nak tunjuk, nak ckp yg masa dia umur 11 tahun, he was already 5'1" uolssssssss

Aku ni umoq 29 tahun, baru mencecah 5'1"!

Uwaaaaa

Berat tu jgn cerita la.

85 lbs tu takat berat sebelah tetek je.

Oh ni lupa nak upload awal awal tadi.

At every grade, ada part ni. Dia suruh tulis new friends, hobi, cita cita (HAHAHA WRESTLER SGT!!)

But my point here is that, amboi amboiiiii, baru 2nd grade dah ada gerlprenddddd uolssss

Kelassss makjahhh

Hahaha ni nak story mori sikit. 

Dedulu, masa memula couple, one of the first questions I asked him, was brapa ramai ex-gf dia ada

HAHAHAHAHAH

I know I know, stupid question.

But I was so insecure about myself back then, and I felt the need to ask him that.

Akal tak matang.

Sekali dia ckp "you want me to count since I was in 2nd grade??"

Terkejut lah la mak. 

Betapa ramainya gf sampai tak terkira

Depa ni kan gf mcm pakai spender. Asyik tukar tukar.

Senang nya.

Meanwhile aku kat Mesia, nak dpt sekor jantan to LOOK AT ME pun payah! 

Dia ni suka hati je nak main passing passing gf kan

Dia ni payah sikit kalau nak cerita pasal his ex-gfs. Whats past is past katanya. 

Tapi kalau dgr dia start cita pasal ex-gfs dia, syiok gila weh. Rasa mcm dlm cita Hollywood. 

Ada yg cinta tak kesampaian (LOL)

Ada yg mati accident

Ada yg cheated on him

Ada yg dari jadi gf abang dia, tetiba nak menggatal dgn dia

Fuh byk lah!

He did a lot of stuff that I don't think it's appropriate for me to mention here. 

Memula I couldn't accept it la (masa memula kapel), I mean, homputeh kan, apa yg korang tgk dlm movies tu, mcm tu jugak la lifestyle diorg.

Tapi masa tu he didn't know me, we haven't met each other, so I really have no say. It's not my place to tetiba nak mengamok of what he did YEARS before he met me.

Tu baru la namanya ultimate saikosis.

Sekarang dah selamat pun jadi suami den.

Alhamdulillah.

Hahaaa

THE UNDERDOG (blog of the day):
Ectopy's This and That

Blog femes = blog sendu

Update lagi untuk malam ni.

Eh pagi daaaaa
Dah pukul 1:40am

Patut la mcm rasa agak mengantuk

hahaha apa kah saiko betul Alia ni

Anyway, saja nak update, tadi aku pergi la visited a few random blogs, kawan kepada kawan kepada kawan

Selalunya I'd make an effort to drop a comment kalau aku jenguk (pehhhh, bajet superstar. Sila lempang)
Then I'd bookmark the URL and baca sorok sorok (hahahahaha)

Stalker terhebat.

Anyway, bukan point aku nak ckp yg aku ni cyber stalker ke apa, tapi among those blogs that I've visited today, kebanyakkan nya cerita pasal product review.

Uh.

Ok la, I don't mind if you review a product.
Tapi kalau 10 entries SEMUANYA product review, apa kes???

Berderet pulak tu!

Warghhh

Rosak wheel button mouse aku sbb asyik scroll scroll scroll je

Yg tak pahamnya, semua bloggers bloggers ni, followers ribu raban, tapi asyik la dok cerita pasal review restaurant, review make up, review pil kurus, review pad (eh?)

Aku scroll scroll jugak la previous previous entries, kot kot la mmg cerita dia best ke apa......tapi.........semua reviews

I get it, review tu berbayar, tapi selang seli la dgn cerita normal.

Aku nak baca cerita pasal life (sbb aku kan busybody).
Cerita pasal kucing ke. Pasal rumah ke.

Anything lah asal jgn product/restaurant review!

Dah la aku ni mmg cepat bosan, I need entertainment! I need something worth to read!

Eh demanding pulak si mak walrus ni.


hahahahahahah


Aku perasan, semua blog blog yg followers ribu raban ni, contents blog sendu je. Bosan betul.

Then blog blog yg tak beberapa femes, low key punya, entry bombastik gila. Lawak nak mati!




I think I'm gonna make an effort that setiap entry, I'd at least letak 1 URL from my bookmark yg aku rasa blog lawak gila. Because I think they deserve more, rather than these ribu raban followers bloggers.



BLOG OF THE DAY

So mari lah kita serbu blog ini:
Life Is a Mess but We Move On!
(p/s: Dia ada second blog, tu pun aku rasa lawak gila!)
Pengantin Kucar Kacir



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Cerita rambut

Sejak pindah sini, tetiba creativity mcm datang mencanak-canak.

Semua benda nak buat. 

Nak lukis itu ini. Nak kaler itu ini. 

I think sebab tak de menda dah nak buat kot..

Anyway, point aku ialah, I change hair color like how I wash my jeans (dua bulan sekali)

hAHAHAHHAHAA

ok ew. Disgusting.

Anywaaaaay, I feel like blogging pasal my hair color tonight. 

These are some of the pictures that I found dlm my PC ni. I've changed my hair color waaay waaayy before since I was 18 (tapi masa tu tak de la wild colors...paling merepek pun kaler kari/oren)

Masa ni dlm 2008 tak silap. Masa Don datang Mesia. Tak nampak muka dia mcm lobster rebus? haha

My hair style was super horrible (eh, cakap mcm sekarang hairstyle bajet supermodel)

I think that was the first time I've tried bleaching my hair (or a chunk of it) 

it was supposed to be red, tapi kluar kluar oren.

Maybe la hairstylist tu tak de dye yg super pigmented (sebab kat Malaysia limited)

Maybe jugak la dia tak biarkan a few hours 

Dunno la, tak ingat kenapa.

Point aku, eeee huduhnya rambut. 

Mostly sebab fesyen tu tak sesuaaaii untuk mukaku yg jelita ini. HAHAH

This was in 2009 when I was in the US.

I've decided to let my hair grow (alasan je ni, sebenarnya nak potong rambut kat kedai mahal. hahah)

And I've decided to go back to my Asian roots (pun intended)

Ala ala perempuan Melayu la kan.

haha

So I figured why not simpan rambut panjang kan? I mean how bad can it be, muka mmg sentiasa comel, so fesyen rambut apa pun mmg comel kan? LOL

NOT!

hahahahaha

Aku rasa mcm nenek kebayan

Rambut mengerbang

Warna rambut sama kaler dgn besi karat

Uhhhh mmg tak suka la

pastu ada banyak lagi incident rambut ni, rambut jadi mcm sabut kelapa la..tapi tak jumpa gambar. 

So pendekkan cerita,

This was my hair before I left to the US.

I figured short hair is better for me.

Tak de mengerbang, tak rimas

And furthermore, aku rasa mcm kiut kiut gitu..pixie cut kan.
HAHAHAHAH

After I got here, I've decided to bleach more chunk of my hair

And buat undercut. (part of my head is shaved)

Fefeeling wild gitu.

This was when I started playing around with vibrant colors.

Before this mmg guna bleach je.

Pastu I've decided to bleach the top part of my hair (the long hair) as a prerequisite for my pink hair.

Muka terpaksa di blurry kan sbb muka macam haraaaam

This took me about 3x bleaches untuk sampai tahap blonde mcm ni.

Ye la, rambut itam legam kan, mmg susah la nak buang kaler

I kinda enjoyed being blonde for a while.
Sebab tiba tiba rasa mcm bimbo gitu. Hahah boley?

I wanted to go blonde-r tapi my hair didn't let me. 

And pink it was!

Then I changed it to blue!

I'm sure I bleached it first to remove the pink, tapi mcm tak ingat pulak part tu..hahahah

Blue dye is also one of the hardest dye to dilute. 

Kalau pink tu, after a couple of washes, dah pudar gila. 

But biru ni, the most pudar I've been was here: itu pun sebab the main color that I've used was teal blue (not vibrant enough)

After retouched with sky blue (a more pekat kaler if compared with teal blue)

Blue is probably the longest I've been kalau compare dgn pink 

Sebab aku dah malas nak bleach my hair haha

I've decided to stick with blue.....

Or so I've thought!

Pagi tadi aku bosan, so menggatal nak dye rambut lagi.

But since I'm too lazy to remove the blue, I've decided to tepek a pink dye on top of the blue.....

And the result is marverlessssss ai tell you marvelessss

Blue + Pink = purple

And the purple blends nicely with the blueeeeeish greenish 

Mak sokaaaaa sokaaa sokaaaaaa

Ini gambar fresh. Baru tangkap tadi.

Sekian.

Video (lagi)

Tak de update untuk hari ni.

(sebenarnya malas)

Nah. Sila lihat video ini

Alasan Makayla tanak balik rumah ialah nak bawak sekali bantal busuk Don. Selagi boleh dia nak procrastinate sbb tanak balik.
Munasabah tak alasan dia tu??

Aku rasa comel gila

Dan sila ignore gelak perempuan saiko dalam video tu. Mmg suara aku annoying mcm tu. Hahaaaaaa

Ok bai.

Kucing Gemok mok mok

Kucing ni kucing liar.
Tapi suka lepak kat kawasan perumahan sini, sebab ramai orang kasi dia makan
Aku tak tau jenis kucing apa, sbb ekor dia agak lebat dan badan agak besar, mcm maine coon
Tapi I dunno lah. Maybe mixed.

Eh.
Kenapa tetiba cakap pasal kucing ni.
Aku ni dah la tak gemar sgt dgn kucing.

Maybe sbb aku tak suka kucing sbb depa ni garang lah. Suka cakar.
Nak mandi, cakar. Terpijak ekor sikit, cakar. Nak gomol gomol perut, cakar.

Pastu malas. Haha suka tido je
Then most kucing ni tak acknowledge you. Mcm tak boleh nak panggil panggil dia, tak boleh nak suruh dia guling guling, or play dead, or go fetch something.

Tak mesra katanya.

Maybe that's why I'd prefer dogs kot.
Tapi maybe la bukan big dogs.
Tapi kan, most big dogs (bukan liar) are sooooo good
They're the most manja type of dogs around!
Tapi maybe jugak depa manja sbb owner kat sebelah kot.

Haha dunno lah.

Tapi the most annoying dogs yg aku rasa nak bunuh diri, kalau anjing tu menyalak tak henti henti.
Selalunya small dogs yg suka menyalak bagai nak gila ni. Especially chihuahua.

OMGGG plsssss laaaa annoying nak mampossssssssssss

Eh tapi tak de la sampai nak dera binatang tu kan.

I don't hurt animals. I only hurt stupid people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok bai.

Fat Cat 1

Anna: *pets cats*
Anna: *blows hand* I'm allergic to cats
Don: Wha--then why the fuck did you pet the cat?!
Anna: I love cats

Anna: If we get a dog, since we call her Mack, we're gonna call the dog "cheese"
Anna: I want a huskie, but if we're naming it "cheese", we're gonna have to get a yellow dog, and I was like "I'm not gonna get one of those lab (golden retriever)
Don: ..lemme say this..not all cheese is yellow. Cheeses can be white

Alia: Look at that cat man!
Don: It's just a cat "WOW A CAT! WE DON'T GET 'EM IN ASIAN TOWN!"

Alia: What do you call this cat? I mean it has a name right?
Don: I dunno..I call it "get the fuck outta here"
Alia: I mean Melody calls it...(something), it has a name
Then mom comes out from the house....Mom: Get out of my yard!
Don: See? That's his name

Fat Cat 2

Mom: I like Asians
Don: I like black people
Don: You know I was just being a socially awkward white guy next to a socially white woman. "I like Asians" well I like black people

Don: Video's over
Comes up to me and tries to grab the ipad
Don: Paparazzi 

A glimpse of Don.
That's how he is though...most of the times.
Macam mana hari hari tak menaga?
Hahah

Patterson Farm

Baik upload sebelum lupa.
Bila dah lupa, nanti akan timbul perasaan kemalasan tahap dewa
Pastu tak update update blog.

Eh
Logik ke apa aku cakap ni

Anyway

Tadi we went to a farm, sebab nak beli tomatoes, nak buat canned tomatoes before fall/winter.
Aku ingat pergi farmers market yg dekat sini je, ropa-ropanya menjelajah masuk kampung bagai.

Fuh.
Nasib baik aku berpakaian agak ok.
kalau tak, mau nya aku pakai seluar tido je tadi.

AHHAHAHAHA

Sumpah perangai tak berubah.


Aku kan duduk small city.
Tapi bukan lah kampung.
Bandar jugak la. Tapi tak de la sawah padi, farm bagai
Kira tempat aku ni mcm Shah Alam
And Charlotte tu KL.

Ha..lebih kurang mcm tu la.

Anyway, mari kita lihat perjalanan muhibah Alia di hari ini ok!


Ok lah, malas nak type panjang panjang.
Kalau aku type panjang panjang pun bukannya korang baca pun
Kasi penat je jejari manisku iniwwww

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok shaddap Alia.

 Padang jagung

 Aku rasa kampung diorg ni bersih gila.
Ke aku yg biased?

 Some of their canned goods

Kat sini ada petting zoo jugak. Tapi tutup sbb tak ramai orang and plus, it's not a peak season.
Skrang ni baru end of summer/early fall, so next month la kot baru semangat sikit tempat ni.
Kalau tak sendu je

Ish. Untung betul jadi budak kecik.
Sampai sampai je, dpt ais krim free.


HAHAHAHHA
Ye alia jeles sbb alia pun nak aiskrim jugak. HAHAHJSHADJHADH

Apple Butter.
Sweet Potato Butter
Pumpkin Butter
Strawberry Butter.

Sumpah lah aku tak tau apa maksud "butter" tu. HAHAH
Aku tanya mom, did they put butter in there??
And she said no. Tapi dia pun tak reti nak explain. haha

So ended up dia beli satu untuk aku rasa.
Dia ckp next time bila Don buat omelet ke pancake ke, sapu la apple butter tu.

Uhh...
ok.

Nanti aku review.
Kalau aku tak review, maknanya tak sedap la tu.

HAHAHAHAH

Amboi.
Kaki bersilang

Anyway.
Eh betul la. Aku rasa tempat diorg ni bersih!!


Ok bai