Perempuan saja. Kalau lelaki nak baca pun..baca la, cuma mesti korang jijik

Oklah, kali ni kiter update bebetul sikit. At least ada la beberapa kerat ayat yang boleh di baca.

Anyway, ni saja nak kasitau, a couple of weeks ago (more like a couple of months ago!), I followed my sister-in-law pergi mall. Katanya dia nak beli underwear kat Victoria's Secret, ada sale.

Oleh di sebabkan mak dugong ni tak pernah masuk VS untuk beli spender (sbb selalunya kat Malaysia saiz kenit kenit), I figured, hey kalau SIL boleh pakai spender VS (sbb bontot dia premium quality), takkan la aku ni bontot yg tak berapa premium tak boleh pakai kan? Mesti saiz kat US ni ada extra besar sikit.

So off we went. Aku saja heret mamat Don tu sekali, sebab:

 Baru kawen kan....dlm proses percubaan untuk menggoda laki. HAHAHAHSJAHSJHAS


omaigod aku rasa nak pitam bila baca balik point kedua tu.

Anyway.

Mmg betul la, sale VS ni melampau. Dari acah-acah nak beli, terus terjebak.

Bayangkan lah, 1 spender original price = $10 (paling murah)
Tapi oleh disebabkan masa tu sale, 7 keping spender = $26

Wargh.
Jahat tau marketing depa ni.

So aku pun terus la kelam kelibut cari spender lawa lawa

Pastu kechiwa sbb saiz pun semua kenit kenit.

What the hell la kan.

Mcm mana SIL boleh pakai spender saiz kenit ni. Lemak lemak ilang tang mana?!

Pastu baru aku tau, ropanya ropanya ada saiz gabak kat dlm laci.

Wahaha. Malu sebentar.
Ye la, iols tak pernah masuk VS kan. Jakun la iols.

Oklah, oleh disebabkan kiter bawak hasben masuk kedai seluar dalam wanita, terpaksa la cari spender spender yg wowthebommmbb untuk suami kan



Hahahahaha matiler kalau mak apak baca blog ni. HAHAHSJAHSJHAS



Anyway, so I'm assuming that my family has totally forgotten about my blog, let me continue ye....

Ok so aku dah pilih la spender spender yg kiut kiut ada reben reben bagai..cari saiz paling besar ye.

Macam macam jenis aku pilih, sebab selama ni mmg pakai spender granny panties beli kat Jusco je kan. 3 keping RM10.....hahahah, bila dpt pg VS, rasa mcm seksi sikit la.

So aku pilih la boy shorts, cheeky, mini cheeky, g-string, low rise, no rise haha semua jenis la aku rembat!

Alang alang seluk pekasam...marilah seluk semua jenis spender yg ada kan



So balik rumah, berkobar kobar nak try (sbb tak boleh try kat kedai)
Oklah, muat tu muat lah (kiranya bontot aku ni tak de la gondol mana pun)
Nasib baik, kalau tak, mmg bersarang la spender spender tu dlm lemari. HAHAHHA

Tapi persoalan aku ialah....mcm mana korang pakai g-string????

Sungguh la tak selesa pakai tali terselit kat celah buntuit.

Aku tanya Don (hahah matiler tanya laki) mcm mana orang boleh pakai gstring ni? Gila la terkepit kepit...

Boleh tak dia cakap
"You'll get used to it. You'll forget about it soon. Some women say they're so comfortable cause they don't remember about wearing 'em"


Eh?

Mcm mana laki gua boleh tau apa other women say ni?

Haaaaaaaaaaaa...Jeng jeng jeng.

Bye.

Gambar saja nak tunjuk yg pattern lawa gila. (ni spender tak pernah pakai ye. Price tag pun ada lagi. Jgn buat muka jijik sgt boleh





Hahahahahahhahaha
sumpah post mcm lahanat.

Video yang sia-sia

Video ntah apa apa.
Tak de motip
Tapi gatal nak upload.

Eh,
Don marah kitew cakap bahasa Melayu leerrrrr
Sebab dia tak paham...
Kot kot la kitew kutuk dia ke apa...

hew hewhewhew
where got kutuk la bang
cintan cintun lagi ada laaaaa kisskissmuahmuah!

hhaahahahahaha

I challenged myself

So here I am, wasting my time again.
(apa? you guys dah bosan baca update saya yang ntah apa apa ni?)
ha, padan la muka kan.

Nah, baca lagi! Baca lagi!

hhahahahahahahaha saikosis Alia ni. Macam la korang tak boleh exit kan.

Anyway, oleh di sebabkan hari ni I was confined in my room again, so I took this opportunity to challenge myself!

So for those yang tak tau, most of my orang lidi drawings here in my blog, I made it using MSPaint and my right hand.

For those yang tak tau jugak, I'm a lefty. But since dari dulu lagi dah guna mouse utk tangan kanan, so I'm used to it lah. idok ler teman nak tukar mouse ke tangan kiri jugak.

Anyway, since I've been drawing with my right-handed mouse for a while, I've decided to challenge myself for an ALL RIGHT HAND DRAWING using my iPad (cause that's where I usually draw nowadays).

I mean how hard could it be right? I mean I've been practicing on writing using both of my hands, so why not draw kan?


WRONG.

menggigil tangan nak pegang stylus.

hahahah.

Apparently, there's a huge difference between holding a pen and a stylus...I dunno how to explain lah. Tapi lain la!

I spent most of my day trying to lukis, padam, lukis, padam, lukis.
But nevertheless, I MUST COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE!

And ini lah hasilnya.

One may argue, "apa susahnya lukis kartun? Pakai kaki pun boleh lukis kartun cause most of them don't make sense! Lukis bulat bulat pun boleh!"

Hahah ok la, sebenarnya tu argument terhadap diri sendiri...



So in order to challenge myself even more, I took the liberty of drawing myself! (based from a picture that I've uploaded on FB)

Yabedabedoooo
I did it!

Ok la, walaupun not perfect, tapi ada ropa sikit sikit la kannnnnnn

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
*cium diri sendiri*

You did good right hand. You did good.
*cium tangan sendiri*


haha saikosis.

Anyway, I've tried to challenge Don on drawing with his left hand, but he refused!
Kurang ajaq betui.

So I challenge *YOU* instead.

Hahahah boleh tak mcm tu?

COMIC: Because it's laundry day

BM tunggang langgang

Which makes him so adorable (in my eyes, jgn muntah korang)

Warm Love

Tak de mende nak update, tapi gatal nak update jugak.
Pastu nanti post jadi merapu
Eh.
Mcm tak pernah merapu je kan.

Sebenarnya sekarang tengah period pain yang amat
But I've dulled it with pain killers.
Dah 2 hari telan Advil berturut turut, mcm drug addict la pulak

Ok saja nak kasitau, but my period chart mmg agak ke-tahi-an sikit.
Datang period seminggu, pastu hilang setahun (ye mmg gila kan?)
Pastu bila datang balik, darah memancut mancut berkepul kepul
And menstrual cramp mcm nak mati

I went to a gynae back in Malaysia several years ago, and doc ckp saya mempunyai excessive male hormones
HAHAHAAHAH no surprise there
Patut la saya berbulu lebat kan
Pastu muka pun ala ala jantan
Tapi at least ada yang suka.
Eh.
Tetiba nak defend diri sendiri. Saikosis.

Anyway, to betulkan balik hormon yg tunggang langgang ni, I'd have to be on birth control
But since I got here, we haven't get the chance to pergi jumpa a gynecologist lagi
To get a doctor's prescription, it'll cost about $100 then about $8 monthly for the pills.
Not bad la kan
Just didn't think it'd be something emergency yg we need it right now.

Tapi oleh di sebabkan I couldn't even get up from the bed for the past 2 days
I've decided to re-think of that decision again.
Fikir je baru, belum buat action lagi. haha
Procrastinating at best.

Right now as we speak, I've got mom to get me some Midol pills for this paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnn
Rasa mcm nak tempeleng semua orang




Don has been exceptionally well in dealing with my naga sakti
Dia knew about how horrendous i can be when I'm in pain/uncomfortable
Tapi tak pernah witness it in person (sebab selalunya on Skype je)
Nasib baikkkk la he didn't run away when I first introduced my horrible naga.

Bangun pagi, dia gerakkan with sweet whispers  (no kidding, bukan nak mengada-ngada or riak about how sweet my husband is, but dia betul betul bisik bisik "wake up" "get up sayang" pastu tiup tiup kat telinga. Annoying gila kot, terpaksa bangun. LOL)

He'd usually let me sleep, unless kalau dia buatkan breakfast, THEN he'd want me to get up. Haha
Ye la kot, penat penat mamat tu pung pang pung pang kat dapur, then aku tak makan, so makanan jadi sejuk.

Oh yeah, selalunya mmg dia akan masak for both of us (HAHAHA isteri goyang kaki) but usually not breakfast la...
Breakfast mmg masing masing makan sendiri, cause he's not really a breakfast eater. Dia breakfast makan buah je kot.
Kalau aku makan buah je for breakfast, MAYBEEEE boleh kurus kot.
Maybe je la. Lemak tepu ni susah sikit nak cair. Hahahah
Anyway, my point is, sejak aku sakit ni, bertungkus lumus dia masak sarapan pagi.

Macam pagi tadi, he made me which I think was the BEST omelet ever!
Dia letak diced tomatoes,chopped onions, jalapenos, onion powder, parmesan cheese, and some other ingredients yg he told me but I forgot.
Terus hilang rasa sakit, sbb the pelahap in me was aliveeeee.

Hahahahahaha

He even tolong sapu kan lotion halia kat perut, even though he HATES the smell of it.
He even pasangkan candle so that I don't have to smell the lotion. (padahal dia yg tak suka haha)
Hahaha eh. no la.
Candle ni mmg sentiasa lit up, sbb I LOVE the smell.
Ala ala warm rustic woods. (motif nak repeat nama lilin??)

All in all, I'm just so glad that he didn't run away because I'm a horrible person.


I lap you monyet!

He caught me looking at his buns!

I shared this picture on my FB/IG yesterday.
Itu suami saya, making us lunch. He called it "salsa burger" because dia selaput patty dgn salsa. And tempek fresh avocado on top of the patty.

Recipe impromptu.

COMIC: Buat dada 2

Hamboi!

Pakcik ni marah melawan towkeh! 

HAhhahahahahaahah

FYI, he did say "buah" all this while...hahaha..cuma lidah pelat je, so bunyi mcm "buaT"

Alamak....sori la bang. Nanti I urut kaki yek?

hahahah ckp mcm la dia paham kan..

Happy Alia is Happy

My husband doesn't need to buy me a diamond ring
or gold earrings
or a thousand dollar handbag
to make me happy


Because I am EXTREMELY contented with just this!

HA
HA
HA
HJAAAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA *ketawa eksaited*

I'm pre-loading The Sims 4!
The game's gonna go live in 6 hours and gooooodbye sleep.

HA HAAA
AHAAAAHAAAAA



Saja nak tunjuk sbb saya ni riak orangnya.

HAHAHAHAH

I love my husband very very much!