What makes us so different

Hahahaha, 100% guna OneNote sebab I don't know how to make a table without messing dgn html tuuuuu. Explains the comotness.

Life in Technicolor

Ish ish ish, korang ni, bab bab gossip gossip gaduh gaduh laju jee korang komen kan.....hahahaha!
Tapi kalau aku buat entry serbaguna dan bertauliah yg lain, tak der pon rancakkkkkk mcm ni (wah, selama ni ada pernah ke aku buat post bertauliah tauliah ni??? hahahha!!)

 

Eh, who am I to ckp sedemikiannnn, aku pon apa kurangnyaaa. Hahaaaaaaaaaa batuk batuk.

 

Anywayssss, while menggodek godek gambar gambar lama, aku terfikir, betapa payahnya sebenarnya nak meng-kaler-kan hasil hasil lukisan tersebut.

 

I mean bayangkan, aku lukis atas kertas, then kena lukis balik guna pen hitam, then kena make sure tak der lubang lubang cacing sebab kalau ada, mesti kaler tu akan bercampur. Then kena scan. Urgh.

 

Banyak kerja okkkk.

 

Life would be easier kalau aku ada tablet kan *nudge nudge*

 

Here you go, hasil titik peluh aku semalam (haha titik peluh ke? aku dok lukis dlm AC...sedap je..haha!).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here, I'll make it bigger

 

 

 

Yeah, aku purposely buat bengkang bengkok *jeling*. Abudennnn, dah tau aku ni mmg senget, perlu ke tanya lagi???

 

Wah, saiko apa si Alia ni, orang tak fikir/nampak pon, tetiba nak defend diri sendiri...hahahah


Timeline:

1. Sketching + Drawing = 5 minutes
2. Erasing pencil marks = lawl 2 minutes or so
3. Audit (on incomplete lines etc) = 5 minutes
4. Taking the scanner out from under the bed, bringing the laptop down onto the chair, plugging in power supply and connective wire, scanning process = goddamn 10 minutes.

:(

That is sad.

You just can't stop being such an annoying nuisance can you?

I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Pagi pagi lagi dah nak menaga, semuanya tak kena.

Except for my gorgeous hair yang berbau wangi sebab I gave it a treatment last night. Yum.

But yeah, aku sampai office, perkara pertama yang perlu di buat ialah bukak Facebook sebab pukul 8:30 diorg dah start block. Crap I am such a loser.

Tengah aku syiok syiok senyum senyum ayu (pernah ke aku senyum ayu?), tetiba lah pulak dia annoying bich ni msg.

I guess it wouldn't be such an issue here kalau dia message sekadar nak bertanyakan khabar, ataupon nak kill the time, or AT LEAST greet me with a simple hello ke assalamualaikum ke apa.

Ni tak, masuk masuk msg je terus ayat sampah.

Yer I know I have an ugly profile pic, tapi who are YOU to judge others kalau muka kau pon macam taik?

Yes I admit it, memang gambar tu hodoh gila, I even made it as a public laughing stock, but I DO have the rights to do so, sebab itu MY picture, not yours, MINE.

Regardless of what I do, aku nak gelak guling guling sampai mati ke, aku nak kutuk habis habisan ke, that person in THAT picture is STILL me and I STILL LOVE MYSELF and I personally think I'm hotstuff.

Now YOU on the other hand...sure you can gelak with me, you can kutuk with me, but pada-pada lah. Aku pon tak kutuk habis habisan, kenapa kau pulak yang melebih-lebih? Pernah belajar macam mana nak berinteraksi ke tak?

Oh wait, nvm, don't answer that.

And can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop being such a lalang? Kejap cakap lain.

I mean, what makes you think your second verdict will change the impact of your first? You can't undo what you've said.

You've already made yourself to look like an asshole, you can't turn around and fix it.

But you know what you can do to make yourself look LESS pathetic? Get some testicular fortitude to stand by your points, no matter how harsh they are.

Anyways, thank you Ezie for calming this storm down, nasib baik kau paksa aku jgn reply kat minah tu..kalau tak, memang akan berlaku perang dunia ke3.

Alia Picasso, not.

A lot of people inspired me to draw again.

Oklah, lately I'm more leaning towards digital art...kinda. I love playing with colors and I love playing with layers. So itu di kira digital art lah kan???


I no longer lukis humanoids ataupon benda benda yang make sense (make sense kah??) because it just takes too much, instead, aku lagi suka lukis benda benda tak masuk akal macam kartun kartun. Haha...eh, paham tak?

It's easier to lukis, that way, you can go wild nak lukis apa.

Kan? Kan? Kan?

Bukan apa, kalau aku lukis manusia, kalau tak menjadi (usually proportion issues lah...muka senget lah, kepala lagi besar dari badan lah, etc), I get really frustrated.

Tho I know it doesn't take sebulan dua untuk melukis macam Van Gogh,  but I am veri impatient oneeee. Hahaha...kalau aku lukis tak lawa, terus malas nak lukis lagi.

Oh crap, aku seorang yang cepat give up. OHNOES.

/SLAP SELF.

Anyways, I haven't been drawing lately, and walaupon tangan aku menggatal nak lukis, but once I get it started, terus aku stop. Sebab I don't want to go through the hassle of scanning the goddamn thing...hahaha.

I guess aku akan melukis balik once I get my wacom tablet (wah, alasan..kalau dah malas tu cakap je ah malas).

why are you always so angry and hateful?

Blasphemy!

LOL.

I'm not ALWAYS angry and hateful..I'm an all-smiles-girl in real life

...which got me thinking, hm, maybe BECAUSE I'm an all-smiles-girl in real life, that made me so vengeful in blogosphere.

I guess there are just some things that do not deemed professional/appropriate if you do it in RL (like virtually spitting on their face, or virtually punching them, or call their mothers a whore lol) that got me resorted to blogging.

Well, at least I'm only violent in pixels. /SHRUG

Ask me anything

A blogger like you; sure sometimes you'll meet raging readers and flamers. How do you usually deal with these things?

It's not really hard to counter them if you know your subject well (usually the point of argument).

Retort with truthful facts (otherwise you'd have a hard time trying to cover up your bullshit) and how you feel. Then brush up your points with something that will make them realize how much of an idiot they look like.

But of course, if all fails or you're just too lazy to entertain it...a simple "go fuck yourself" works wonder.

And oh, ALWAYS ALWAYS do it with a smile...it gives the oomphs! in your writings, trust me.

HAHAHAHASAJDH.

Ask me anything

Re:

lawl.

You're obviously mentally unstable who dated my 14 year cousin, hence I will accept your surrender.

*******

/EDITED: Udah udah lah tu people. If I keep this open, memang sampai bilalah benda ni takkan habis. For those yang kenkononnya nak berlagak "matured" ala, please lah do the world a favor, please actually be one. I think I've said this a few times already, it's a done deal, drop the subject.

Now I am going to be the adult here and walk away. I shall delete dengan sepantas kilat apa apa comment about this issue. Capiche?

Thank you for being so understanding...eh understanding apanya, aku yg set kan the rules. HAHAHSJAHD.  

Ok, lets proceed dengan entry entry yang membahagiakan jom!