Accent, Art and Colors. Wah, tiga topik berlainan.

Oklah, lately ni saya rasa teramat malas nak update blog....ok, tipulah, memang selama ni tak pernah rajin....unless lah kalau hari tu aku jumpa lelaki hensem tanpa baju kenyit kenyit mata kat aku, tu mesti laju je aku update. Haha...

Anyway, this is going to be a short update, sebab I want to nap before I have to wake up in the middle of the night and study for my upcoming interview. Alone. Haha, mesti parents aku ingat anak dia gila ke, cakap sensorang malam malam hari.

Ok tipu, memang selalunya diorg dengar aku cakap sensorang on mic, sebab they cannot hear Don on the other side. If I put him on speakers, mesti bergegar Malaysia sebab semua orang berlari ke rumah aku nak tau siapa punya suara yang lunak dan kacak ituuuu.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I know I should be studying dan prektis my Inggeris (and lose the accent tipu). Speaking about accent, how ahhh. Ni bebetul mintak pandangan, bukan aku sengaja nak buat menggedik kenkonon nak cakap dengan accent habuk, but everytime bila perkataan keluar, mesti terkeluar dengan accent habuk tu sekali. I don't want my "future" employers to anggap me sebagai perempuan yang berlagak gila cakap berabuk tapi kerja pemalas. You know what I mean. Dah lah accent berterabur, sekejap American, sekejap Malaysian, sekejap British...hahah.

I know lah some of you manusia dogol memang dengki, cakap aku mengada-ngada nak cakap dengan "fake accent". You know what, you boleh pergi mati. Kau tak suka sebab kau tak boleh buat. HAR HAR HAR.


Wah, tiba tiba emo si gedik ni.

Anyway, I know Don dah banyak influenced me sebab hari hari cakap dengan dia. And everytime aku cakap contohnya "can't" dengan accent Brit (sebab kita kan ikut British syllabus), dia perbetulkan cara aku. He said if I cakap "can't" dengan accent British depan family dia, nanti diorg ingat aku cakap "cunt". Hhaha...

Bayangkan bila adik dia cakap dengan aku:

Her: Alia, can I have your iPod?
Me: You CUNT....

PANG. Kena pelempang sakti di muka.

Hahahahhaha..

Ok, memang aku merepek dah. Whatever.



These few days instead of belajar bersungguh-sungguh (wah, bersungguh-sungguh lagi tu), I spent my days doodling benda yang ntah bukan bukan. But hey, ehem *clears throat*, this is ART.

Art means rubbish. Random things that you put together that doesn't make sense but people still appreciate it (or pretend to) because they don't want to look like an idiot.

I'm sorry, though I am art-inclined, but I just can't appreciate stupid things macam contengan hingus. What the fuck is that. I can do the same with my right foot (I'm left handed).

Anyway, ye, ini bukan contengan hingus ok, ni memang sah-sah doodle. I did this for my sister cause she loves colors macam badut antarabangsa.

"Sea, Ground and Sky"

"Our World"

Adik aku cakap, macam dalam kedai punya quality. Wah, itu ialah satu pujian ikhlas dari dia sebab dia tu memang ngok sikit, kedekut pujian. HHAHA.

Ok, nak tidur kejap.

Alia sesat di lautan

I just came back from Johor malam semalam. Kepenatan masih tak hilang, sebab tu sekarang rasa nak mengamok. (ok tak de kena mengena, tapi seriously rasa nak lempang orang).

On our way home, I (re)told a story about my experience masa naik kayak. Ntah macam mana boleh terselit topik pasak kayak pon tak tau. Maybe sebelum tu cakap pasal berak, pastu otak geliga sangat sampai terfikir kayak...kan 'rak' 'yak' tu macam nak dekat sama bunyi dia...hahahaha. Cacat.

Anyway aku dah kasitau my family empat ribu kali kot pasal cerita ni, but for me, it still sounds so fricking awesome sebab ianya melibatkan diri aku yang sangat best ini. (haha, motif nak puji diri sendiri lebih lebih?)

Ok, ceritanya begini.

Masa tu I was doing my pre-U. And I had a lot of free time (sebenarnya tak de, tapi dah dasar pemalas....) so me and 2 of my friends registered lah untuk camping trip ni in Johor. Ok, sebelum tu, take note, I'm not a nature loving hippy who loves outdoor (obviously) I don't like extreme sports tapi suka tengok lelaki hensem tak pakai baju buat extreme sports. I don't enjoy camping sebab tak der proper toilet dan I hate kencing belakang bushes. You get what I mean lah kan. Basically I'm a city girl who acts so kampung. Hahah boleh?

So to cut the story short, the whole group (there were around 80 of us kot) was divided into 2 major groups...so satu group 40 orang lah kan. And our objective on that day was to reach that tanjung ke pulau ke apa ntah, lupa lah.

And there were only 2 means of getting there; walking for god knows how many kilometers or kayaking. Of course lah the idea of kayaking lagi gempak kan. So berebut lah 2 groups ni nak kayak. But the authorities (lecturers and tour guides) oredy made their mind up - my group was to kayak to get there.

Wah seksaited ok.

Ok mula mula they taught us the basic of kayaking. Biasa lah. Macam mana nak pusing, macam mana nak kayuh guna paddle tu and all that crap lah. Satu kayak 2 orang. I was partnered with ntah lupa nama mamat ni, so lets call him John Doe ok. Aku ingat kalau duduk depan tu kerja senang lah, sebab they told us, sapa yang ada experience kayak duduk belakang, sebab orang kat belakang tu lah yang kena navigate kalau nak pusing ke corner ke apa. So don't care lah, aku duduk depan.

Hotak kau kerja senang.

I was doing most of the paddling. Babi. Boleh tumbuh muscles muscles ok. PENAT GILA

So anyway, it was all fine and dandy, siap nyanyi lagi ok. Senang hati betul, pastu gelak gelak kat group satu lagi yang kena jalan kaki tu. Kah kah kah.

It was already 6pm, hari masih terang dan siang. Pantai nampak cantik, angin tiup sepoi sepoi.

Macam romantik gila ok.

Sekali tiba tiba, hujan renyai renyai. We were hardly even half way, so kami pon decided untuk pulang ke pantai. Baik jalan kaki macam ni, spoil gila nak kayak.

Ok so all 20 of our kayaks pon bermula lah berlumba-lumba nak ke pantai. Penat ok. Dah lah hujan. Then hujan makin lama makin kuat, hari makin lama makin gelap. Mula lah semua orang panic.

Paddle punya paddle..tak sampai sampai ke pantai. Paddle lagi. Paddle lagi.

What the hell.

Apasal nampak pantai tu macam sama je distance dia dari tadi. Makin kuat kitaorg paddle, makin jauh dari pantai.

Rupa rupanya current tarik kitaorg ke tengah laut ok!!

WAH

PANIC SIAL.

We were struggling to get to the beach, tapi tak sampai sampai. We spent for about a few hours jugak lah. Hari dah malam, I still remember the lights from the beach, and I was trying so hard to get there.

Bayangkan you were only on a fricking kayak tengah tengah laut in the dark!! You definitely don't know what's INSIDE the sea kan. And plus, hujan makin lama makin kuat. Ombak besar gila.

Then 2 safety boats came to rescue us.

Oh cerita belum habis.

Because there were 20 kayaks all together, so satu safety boat responsible for 10 kayaks la kan. 10 kayaks = 20 people.

And since the ombak was so damn kuat, we were scared that one of us will get lost in the middle of the fricking sea. So we had to group up.

Safety boat tengah tengah, 5 kayaks on its left, and the other 5 on its right. And all these kayak kayak kena berpaut ke kayak kat sebelah to create a long chain of kayaks. And you have to berpaut guna tangan ok. AND IMAGINE ALL THE TIDES AND CURRENT yang keep you separated. Rasa macam nak tercabut tangan.

Oklah, ni aku lukis.

Hahah  siap ada muka masam....menunjukkan betapa penat dan takutnya kitaorg. HAHA

Lebih kurang macam tu lah, tapi panjang lagi chain tu.

I remember aku jerit kat pakcik boat tu, "Pakcik, tak boleh naik boat ke?? Kitaorg penat ni nak berpaut!!" Pastu pakcik tu marah aku balik, bodo punya pakcik. Dia cakap kalau semua orang naik boat tu, tenggelam lah, sebab kitaorg ramai.

Ok lah, logik jugak la.

Dah lah hujan tak berhenti henti, ombak kuat, sejuk gila babi. Masa tu dah pukul brapa malam aku pon tak ingat, tapi kau bayangkan dari pukul 6 petang tadi kitaorg kat laut!

Masa aku tengah bertungkus lumus berpaut kat kayak sebelah, tiba tiba aku rasa macam kayak aku dah menjunam ke depan.

What the hell.

Air masuk kayak ok!! Kayak aku nak tenggelam!!

Panic gila masa tu. Takut gila.

So aku jerit lagi kat pakcik tu " PAKCIK!! AIR MASUK KAYAK!! NAK TENGGELAM!!"

Pastu kau tau apa pakcik tu cakap? "Buang lah air tu!"

Hotak lu. Macam mana nak buang.

So I told John Doe kat belakang tu, suruh dia pegang kuat kuat, cause I'm gonna try to buang air. Kau tau aku mula mula buang air guna tangan, tapi air kept on coming. Tak boleh jadi ni, so I took off my shoe, and kaut air keluar. Haha, macam dalam movie.

Holy shit, tak working ok. Bila aku kaut air keluar, ombak masuk balik.

Makin lama makin tenggelam kayak. I still remember air dah paras pinggang!!! Meaning memang kayak tu dah separuh tenggelam!!

So I yelled at pakcik tu lagi, "PAKCIK SAYA NAK NAIK BOAT JUGAK, KAYAK SAYA DAH TENGGELAM" or something like that. But I remember aku betul betul bangun dari kayak tu, then lompat ke kayak sebelah, hahahaha.

Pastu pakcik tu pon nak cakap apa kan, so dia pon agree je lah.

Untuk sampai ke boat, I had to lompat atas kayak kayak lain. Rasa macam James Bond ok..berdiri atas tengah tengah laut..hahaha

Finally sampai jugak atas boat. Lega gila okkkkkk. Tangan dah longlai sebab penat berpaut. But John Doe tu masih atas kayak tu. He was still struggling sebab pakcik tu cakap "Don't lose the kayak"

Bongok punya pakcik. Nyawa lagi penting.

Tapi nasib baik lah John Doe tu still ada kat kayak tu, cause kasut aku masih kat dalam kayak tu..hahshaha. Siap boleh jerit kat John Doe suruh pass kasut. HAHAHAHAH

But anyway, he couldn't hold much longer, dia pon bangun and lompat onto the safety boat. But you know, pakcik tu pentingkan kayak dia lagi, so sebelum John Doe bangun, he asked John to ikat kayak tu guna tali rafia supaya tak hilang.

And kitaorg yang dalam boat ni lah kena pegang. What the hell.

Mula mula kayak aku je yang tenggelam kan, sebab aku ingat wah, gemok sangat ke aku sampai boleh tenggelam...hahaha, pastu ada dua tiga kayak lagi yang tenggelam. Haha...

So semua kayak kayak yang tenggelam ni, we had to tie them and pegang hujung tali tu from atas boat. Bodoh.

Dia pentingkan kayak dia lagi.

But masa tu memang I was sooooo tired and cold and basah (STILL HUJAN!!) so aku memang tak pegang pon tali kayak tu. Aku lagi sanggup pegang kayak yang masih ada orang. My friend siap nangis nangis ok. ye lah, takut gila ok.

I think someone mentioned to pakcik tu yang kayak tak penting, so pakcik tu pon finally decided to let of his fucking beloved kayaks go. Lantak kau lah kayak tu jadi apa kan.

Lama lama, safety boat tu dah macam boat bawak pendatang haram...sebab ramai sangat. Haha

Yeah...aku masih ingat, boat tu dah penuh orang, I think about 10 of us la, sebab I remember ada 5 kayak tenggelam. And I was sitting kat belakang (depan pakcik boat). Time panic panic macam ni lah aku boleh tertidur. HAHAHAHAHA

Dasar pemalas gila.

Time critical macam ni pon aku boleh siap tidur ok!! What the hell is wrong with meee

Hahaha....sedar sedar kitaorg dah nak sampai ke darat. HAHAH. I thought no one notice la kan, sekali my friend nampak..hahahah, but nasib baik he didn't say anything, but lepas incident ni, dia ada lah buat lawak pasal aku tertidur. Haha

So alhamdulillah...finally sampai darat. OMG, masa tu jugak lah I felt like kissing the ground ok..sebab bersyukur sangat.

A rescue team was already there waiting for us, we were given a blanket (sebijik macam MERCY tolong mangsa-mangsa okay -- my heart goes to Haiti ppl)

I remember I was queuing behind this guy friend of mine lah untuk amik blanket. And time aku nak amik blanket, my friend tu dpt the last one. And I asked him nicely lah, can you give it to me, be a gentleman lah kan.

Ada ke dia replied "but I was on the boat too, and Im cold too".

Babi. Tak gentleman langsung.

Aku pulak yang jadi gentlewoman.

But our lecturer overheard our conversation and he told my friend off, gila apa tak gentleman langsung. It doesn't take a genius lah to be one.

He finally gave his blanket to me...unwillingly.

HAHA. Lantak kau lah kan.

Oh yeah, we finally reached the ground pukul 12 tengah malam.

We were in the middle of the sea from 6pm - 12am. 

Holy shit.

Now siapa cakap Alia ni budak gemok tak adventurous??

I have another adventurous (kes antara hidup dan mati punya!!) story! But I'm too lazy now. HAHA.

Ok BAI.

Ugly picture REVEALED.

Remember when I said I was an ugly kid?

I kid you not.

I seriously was. Oklah, bukan lah masa bayi/toddler cause I think I looked super adorable masa tu..haha, but during my teenage years.

Recently I found kad library sekolah dalam laci yang penuh dengan sampah-sarap ni. Bila nampak je, terus macam kembali ke alam silam..haha.

Seriously hodoh gila.

OMG. Gila hodoh, nak upload pon rasa macam nak tampar diri sendiri.

Boleh mati terkejut.

Holy shit. Patut lah semua lelaki lari from me. Mereka pon confused NI LAKI KE POMPUAN?? Haha. Siap ada misai tebal.

Shit.

Look at the fricking glasses. Ni sebab dengar cakap mak lah ni, mak suruh pakai spec ni sebab it 'looks good' on me. OH GOD. NEVER EVER EVER EVER consult your mother about fashion. Haha. So she thought I looked "adorable" with those huge glasses on. Mothers are biased.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN.

The hair...jangan cakap lah. I made myself believe I was Nick Carter versi Malaysia. The hair was the in thing masa zaman tu ok....untuk budak lelaki lah.

Eyebrows....macam bulu vajayjay. I knew nothing about threading, cukur, tweezing, etc. And I thought I had perfect brows....

Paling tak tahan, misai tu lah. Though you can't really see the misai, but my upper lip was darker...sebab banyak bulu lah ngok. (tiba tiba kena ngok, apahal kau Alia).

I still remember the EXACT situation I was in, where the picture was taken. So bayangkan impact it has on me.

This IS the Alia that my high school friends remember me.

Before this I've got a lot of comments saying I've changed yadda yadda tak kenal mula mula yadda yadda. Yeah sure lah my appearance dah tukar and all, but muka aku still stamp sama kan. Cuma now aku less hitam, less facial hair and glasses lain dan berambut panjang.

I showed Don this picture, because I felt it was only appropriate to show it to him, cause he'd do the same (and already did). And boleh dia cakap "you still look like that".

Lepas tu gelak gelak.

BABI

Marah gila ni.

Suka dia buat aku sakit hati kan.

He knows how I've hated myself dulu, lagi mau kasi kecoh.

Tapi kan, sometimes aku wonder, kenapa dia boleh terpikat? Tak payah lah tanya dia, dia pon biased. Mesti lah cakap yang elok-elok sahaja (sebab kalau tak, nanti kena jeritan agung si Alia..hahahah)

Anyway, I've seen his teenage pictures jugak..alah, lebih kurang sama jeeee. HAHAH. Siap ada rantai besi jadah lagi ok. Kenkonon skater lah. Poodah. (wah, tak puas hati)

But tak kisah lah kan. We've grown out from those horrible years and I personally think we look better now.

Though this picture doesn't do justice, sebab aku tak der gambar masa dia teenager...nanti aku suruh Mommy Miller tolong scan kan lah. HAHAH mesti mengamok sakan si pakcik tu.

But he looked soooooo adorable rasa nak gigit gigit. Now pon sangat adorable dan dah digigit gigit..hahahahahahahahaha.

Out of topic, I want a kid macam ni boleh? Tho I am planning to have a kid with the same boy in the picture, but bila dah campur dengan genetic perempuan gambar di atas tu, nanti jadi macam beruk putih berambut coklat.

Imagine macam mana rupa anak kepada pasangan cacat ni?

HAHA!

List of improvement

During my hiatus, I've thought about something, why not reinvent myself? I mean hey, it's a new year, I'm jobless and I have too much time in my hands, why not make a list of what I want to accomplish (read: TRY) before my age has the number "3" on it.

Despite the fact that I'm only (or already, however you want to see it) 25 years old. So that just makes things more interesting; I only have 5 years to go.

Since I'm not bullshitting you nor myself, I'm going to make this list more interesting; everything in the list must not be something that's extra hard to aim or doesn't make sense. It has to be achievable, realistic and err.. bombastic? (uh, ok, itu saja nak rhyme kan, sila ignore).


30 THINGS THAT I WANT (not necessarily need) TO DO BEFORE I TURN 30.

1

Be more polite to siblings. Yes I am very garang and sometimes they just piss me off, what to do? But I SHALL try to be more baik and sister-ly.

2

Keep myself cool when driving and don't let retards on the road get me...too much. I fucking hate idiots on the wheels. If you don't know how to fucking drive, go kill yourself. Thanks.
Wah, baru cakap nak keep it cool, tiba-tiba dah mengamok. Haha

3

Use less foul language in every content. Yes sir.

4

Blog more often. I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?! (wah, perasan bagus si Alia ni)

5

Stop hating too much on fellow countrymen. Not all of them are bigots and idiots.

6

Stop hating too much on Malaysia in general, after all, this IS my country. Though sometimes I feel it's best for me to be countryless....haha..ok sila abaikan, emosi terganggu.

7

Get married, and stop procrastinating too much, despite his constant proposals and whatnot, he's a guy and guys have little patience.

8

Get healthy. No, losing weight is NOT the main focus here, sebab someone can lose weight from unhealthy dieting lepas tu masuk hospital sebab bulimic. I want to have a healthy heart, paru-paru dan segala so that I can see my grandchildren get married and my gene pool recycles. Haha..Eh seriously.

9

Play less video games. I KNOW I'm gonna have withdrawal syndrome but hopefully si abe will be there and support me....by shoving another game to my face. Curse you pakcik!

10

Be less needy. He put this curse on me lah, like when he's around I get more lazier and hope he can do everything for me. But I'm so independent when he's not here. You get me? Ok nevermind...

11

Learn how to play the piano. No seriously. I've been thinking ever since I came back. Oleh disebabkan I'm not working so I thought I could have the time to belajar, but then, I don't have a piano or have the semangat anymore. LOL. Someday, when I have my own house, and earn millions, I want to have a piano (or the keyboard, whatever) in my living room so I can impress my guests, and they'll be like "HOLY SHIT ALIA YOU CAN PLAY GOOD HERES ANOTHER MILLION FOR YOU". Haha...ok.

12

Learn another language..preferably Chinese/Mandarin. It'll look good on my resume and oso, I can riak takbur depan Don's family. I'm already awesome because I can speak 2 languages. Haha.

13

Buy a house. I want a small house for 2. Really. Then I want to decorate it macam dalam majalah Interior. I want white furnitures. I like minimal. Wah, berangan sampai ke matahari.

14

I want to meet Don's friends and smack the shit outta them and say "ITS BECAUSE OF YOU DON NEGLECTS ME ALWAYS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH...ok I know one of them reading this. HELLO YOU WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME. LOL.

15

Start drawing again. It's a healthy hobby. Even more healthier if I draw someone nude. Macam ala-ala Titanic. HAHA. Nanti aku suruh Don bugil then draw him, boleh?

16

Get a spouse visa. This goes hand in hand with marriage. This one can do punyaaa. And it's definitely in my top priority list currently.

17

Shower more often. lawl. I stink.

18

Clean up my room and make it less prominent to remarks like "Your room reminds me of tongkang pecah".

19

Go out with friends more often. 

20

Wait, go and expand my circle of friends first. So anyone want to hang out? Sila belanja. HAHAH

21

Have a cliche romantic vacation with Don with NO ONE ELSE tagging along. After marriage of course. Apa mau mati?

22

Learn how to drive...the American way. Because they're gay and drive on the other side of the road.

23

Re-tie that lost friendship with certain people.

24

Stop acting so miserable. My life isn't that bad after all.

25

Get a goldfish as a pet and name it Jeff Goldblum. What? Have you not seen Jurassic Park? He's so awesome.

26

Smile more often. Smile is a gift and people like gifts. So when it's your birthday, I'll just give you a fricking smile and say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR GIFT. WHERE'S THE FOOD?"

27

Don't be so stubborn. People don't like it.....to hell with them! I'll be stubborn as much as I want to. SO THERE.

28

Seize the day, Carpe diem. Live life to the fullest. It's short.

29

Love more. It's not a bad idea to tell them that I love them. Hey you handsome, I love you wink wink. Wahaha..tiba tiba aura gatal datang kan.

30

Stop moping around when things get tough. I just have to crack my knuckles and go through with it.

So there you go. My 30s. Not all of them are tangible. See, I'm so not materialistic. BOO.

Cara-cara untuk menjana wang dengan pantas

Wah. Title saya kali ini sungguh skema. Ada bunyi macam MLM punya marketing gimmick tak?

I swear kalau ada sekor lagi tulis status about their MLM punya product/services dalam Facebook, I'm gonna fucking delete them.

Urgh.

Tekak sakit, rasa nak menaga. Semua tak betul. These 2 days, bila bangun pagi je, terus rasa macam tekak separuh terbakar. Agaknya tuhan nak kasi warning kot.."pakai tudung Alia"....

Haha...

Ok memang tak de kena mengena dengan tekak, tapi aku saja nak kasitau korang yang aku ni sebenarnya seorang yang baik..hahahah...

Ok lagi lah tak de kena mengena.

Anywaayysss, hidup tanpa responsibilities a.k.a work ini adalah sungguh heaven. Boleh tidur pukul berapa dan bangun pukul berapa nak. Sukahati.

Suka suka suka!

You boleh? *bercakap dengan nada bongkak*

Hahahha...

Sekarang ni I'm on Skpe dengan Don (ok, bila je tak?) and he's membebeling pasal apa ntah, Ziggurat jadah geometric algebra blah blah...bosan. So every 10 secs, kena cakap "really?" ataupon "oh yeah? I didn't know that" lepas tu sambung main facebook ataupon memblogging..hahhahaha...

Kenalah tunjuk interested uolls, kasi dia support sikit..walaupon separuh hati..Hahahaha

Tak boleh ke dia explain pasal Hollywood gossip ke...pasal movies ke...aku ni kalau nak dengar speeches berunsurkan pengajaran/ilmu pengetahuan ni...susah sikit nak pay attention. Unless lah kalau he explains it tanpa baju dan seluar...

Hmm...maybe I should ask him that..

hahahaha!!! ok kidding. Sila jangan buat muka jijik.

I want to talk about the current issue, tapi blog ini adalah untuk isu isu happy belaka. Mak cakap..religions and politics are a no-no conversation topic.


So marilah kita bercakap pasal lelaki kacak tanpa baju.

Hahahahah...

Oh speaking of mak, this happened a while ago lah when we were watching Twigaylight kat cinema. Lupa nak blog about it.

Ni dah throughout the middle/end of the movie...bila Edward the lembik bukak baju and exposed himself to the sun..nampak lah sparkle sparkle tu.. tengah budak budak lain ternganga (including my sister yawn), tiba tiba mak bersuara....I was eavesdropping obviously...

Mak: Eh badan si Edward tu ada panau ke?

HAHAHAHAH!!

I mean that was the BEST insult ever! Even tho she didn't mean it that way. But it was so damn perfect because it came from someone who didn't even KNOW about this Twilight hype! Her question was genuinely out of honesty and innocence.

Ok, now I want to main WoW.

Inilah life saya sekarang.

*peluk laptop*

Though the day has ended, but my battle hasn't! Oh crap.

Alhamdullilah..habis jugak interview aku hari ni. Walaupon jantung rasa macam nak berhenti.
Eh gabra beb.

Overall..I think I did good, walaupon ada beberapa saat aku terhenti bercakap sebab otak tengah geliga nak goreng ayat. Haha. Eh, self assessment pulak si Alia ni.

My interviewer was a mat salleh and I personally do not enjoy being interrogated by these people (wah, tiba tiba ayat bunyi macam racism pulak). I mean bukan sebab apa lah, but they tend to be very serious dan I kenot act so selamba kacang.

Rasa macam tak der umphh kalau nak bergurau senda dengan diorng.

Eh, korang tak bergurau senda masa job interview ke? Ke aku sorang je yang mereng sebab ingat aku ni best sangat so boleh berjenaka sakan?

Anyway, it's a different thing kalau you're socializing with them, sebab diorg ni mulut jahanam (matiler kutuk) and they say what they want, but when it comes to work, they take shit seriously. And I mean very seriously.

Like by-the-book serious.

And that scares the crap outta me.

I mean kalau Malaysians yang interview, they tend to be more...hmm, down-to-earth, more forgiving and not so serious. Oklah, maybe the people yang aku pernah pergi interviews tu baik baik.

In another words, these mat salleh are so skema when it comes to hiring.

Skema = follow the guidelines = less chance for this mulut becok girl!! (wah, mengaku diri sendiri girl...wahaha, saya masih muda terima kasih!)

I know lah all agencies should praktis this, tapi kita kan sama-sama Malaysians...kasi chance lah sikit. Hahaaa

But anyhow, this mat salleh guy was actually pretty comforting, I mean he made me feel at ease lah, tak der lah macam my previous interviewer @ company minyak tersohor di dunia...haha kenot cakap nama company..(di mana she purposely flew from UK semata-mata nak conduct interview..talk about interviewing for a job!)

Oklah, maybe jugak masa she interviewed me I could hardly understand her accent..tapi tak mungkin jugak, sebab she spoke like a true Queens brit.
Maybe jugak lah I came unprepared...but tak mungkin jugak, sebab aku siap bukak buku depan dia ok, semata-mata nak tunjuk depan dia yang I have done my homework.

Tapi mak cakap, kebarangkalian besar I felt like I did bad during the interview, was because I'm/wasn't not really interested in the offered position..haha..maybe lah kot.

But I went for the interview jugak sebab orang kata, untuk masuk company minyak tersohor itu amatlah susah, sebab banyak procedures. I came for the interview so bila orang tanya I can jawab dengan muka bongkak "I have experienced [company minyak]'s job interview. Have you?"

Wah, tetiba nak beriak-riak..apahal..hahahaha

Anyway, back to today's event.....so yeah, I think I did pretty okay...I mean I am among the selected 7 out of 200+ applicants...kalau dia tak suka (resume aku), buat apa dia panggil kan? Wah...ayat self comforting..

OKlah, ini semua belum tau lagi, cause this is only the first stage...ada lagi 2nd interview...tapi sebelum itu, I have to buat powerpointjadah ni pulak...belum dapat kerja lagi dah ada homework..waddehel lah...

haha.

Doakan yang terbaik untuk saya ok!!


Peace and out.
(wah wah wah...tiba tiba perasan westernized lah pulak si gedik ni)



p/s: Waddehel lah...I noticed makin lama makin banyak spam comments..

I'm so against comments moderation cause I feel like I shouldn't be the judge on what type of komen yang dtg to my blog...I mean if people kasi comments yang memberansangkan...then thank you very much, I appreciate it, tapi kalau dia nak kutuk kutuk aku, hidung besar lah, riak, gemok dan hitam ke apa, I don't care, it's their rights. Lantak kau lah labu kau nak cakap apa, I welcome all comments.


I'm not a fan of word verification jugak...cause pada pendapat aku, kalau blog blog yang ada word verification ni..leceh lahhhh, padahal personal blog jeee, lain lah kalau website tu mendatangkan apa apa benefit untuk aku kan...(wah memilih haha). 


Tapi di sebabkan SPAM SPAM celaka ni dah masuk...what to do...penat lah asyik nak delete je hari hari...so terpaksa lah saya enable word verification :(


So kawan-kawan, jangan lah terasa segan malu tersipu sipu ke apa..don't stop commenting!! Wah cara cakap macam lah aku dapat 1000 comments setiap hari...hahahahaha..saiko badang betul.

Alia is preparing, believe it or not!

Less than 24 hours before the interview...

Alia is busy doing her homework by researching and trying to fricking understand the economy-specific jargons.


Her necessities?

A pen, a notepad and an iPod.



A fricking iPod, say whaaaa-?

Who the hell uses an iPod to study (especially when you can clearly see the keyboard of a laptop there!)??!

Gila apa budak ni...dasar riak takbur kah??



No no...

Little did you know...she has a different agenda with her laptop....

Untuk bermain game!

Sambil belajar. Sungguh multitasking bukan??

Har har har.

 

Ok, saya mahu sambung bermain...err, I mean belajar...err I mean tidur. Yes, saya mahu tidur. WISH ME LUCK EVERYBODI.

Nanti saya kasi ciuman virtual. Wink wink wink.
Haha, gila kodokmu Alia, apa kau ingat kau celebriti terkini?