Christmas is coming

Hai kanak-kanak!
(haha suka hati je nak panggil korang kanak-kanak kan)

Last weekend saya dan suami pergi Christmas shopping.
Boleh tak dia pergi gerak aku pukul 7pagi??
Nasib baik dia tanya soalan yang betul "nak pergi shopping tak hari ni?"
Tak de la aku menaga kan...
Kalau nak pergi jalan, gerak pukul 4pagi pun I don't careeeeeeee!

hahahahahahahah

I don't know about you guys, but my husband is NOT the best shopping partner. Hahahahah
Matiler kutuk laki.

Dia boleh tahan maximum sejam je.
Pastu dia dah mengomel nak balik.

Hello??
Aku shopping at least 3 hours ok.
Walaupun saiz badan mak walrus, tapi kaki tetap gagah.
Don't play play.

Annoying jugak la kalau keluar shopping dengan dia. Tak habis habis
"you've been down this aisle"
"How many pairs of shoes do you need?!"
"There is nothing in this store that's in your shopping list"
yadda yadda yadda

Aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stress aku

I told him, kalau bosan ke apa, pergi la duduk, or pergi la jenjalan sorang sorang. Go and find what you want/need then we'll meet here blah blah.

Tapi dia refuse.
Cakap "I'm not gonna leave you alone. We were supposed to hang out together"
Pastu dok bising time aku nak concentrate shopping!!

Wargghhhhh!

Aaaaanyywaayyyyy, back to the story. Menyimpang jauh dah.

So we went out with bro and sis in law.
Went to Concord Mills. Shopping mall yg setingkat, tapi stretched panjang gila babeng.
Boleh sesat.
Imagine semua kedai kat Sunway Pyramid susun sebaris sebelah sebelah.
Kan panjang gila babeng tu.

Concord Mills ni memang selalu ramai orang.
Especially time holidays/near holidays.
Skrang ni nak Christmas, matikler berlaga-laga bahu (aku berlaga perut la kot, sebab pendek hahaha)

Ok dah malas type
HJAHAHAHHA boleh?? Tengah-tengah cerita tetiba boleh malas type?!
Gila saikosis kau ni Alia

Sesi mengempiskan buntut

Kids and candies tak dapat dipisahkan

My husband loves kids.
I know he's gonna be a great father one day.

One day ye.
Bukan sekarang.
Hahahahahahahahaha

Favorite store.
Kat Malaysia tak byk choices.
Kat sini....nyaaaaammmm nyaaammm enaknya mata memandangggg
I don't even have to look for plus sizes section
Saiz L/XL on normal section pun dah boleh pakai uolss
Mak walrus is happy

Kalau korang tengok dlm movies, yg ada manusia beratur panjang semata-mata nak duduk atas lap Santa Claus...ha, ni la dia.

Cuma kat sini tak ramai orang nak beratur sebab who cares about Santa right??
Bebudak skrang lagi bijak browse Internet. Hahah
Dah la kena bayar kalau nak duduk atas lap Santa.
Kalau pakcik Santa tu pedophile, ha, kan memang pekerjaan idaman dia

Asyik gambar laki den je...
nah gambar tuan rumah seketul

...dua ketul

Oklah, 3 ketul gambar tuan tanah

hahahaha

Pls la. Laki aku ni suka amik gambar dari angle yg tak flattering.
Dah la mak walrus ni ketot dan kembang semangkuk. Kalau nak tangkap gambar aku, ada certain angles je yg boleh lepas.

Tapi dia asal boleh je. Dun laike okeh.

Dedulu masa kecik, selalu teringin nak buat my own teddy bear.
Selalu nampak dlm movie Hollywood about this store.
Macam best.
Macam je la..

Don got these kids their Christmas gifts early.
He got them these Minecraft toys (that you didn't know which characters that you'll get until you open the package up)

There were 4 boxes. So 2 boxes for each kids. They picked these boxes randomly (out of 20 choices or something)

Turns out Breighlyn got 2 Diamond Steve miniatures.

And Paislee got 2 Octopuses!

What are the odds right?!!
That both of them got the same thing each!

Highway.

Yeah, kosong kan?

nak compare dgn Malaysian highways?!
HA!

Sebab tu kalau orag kat sini complain traffic jam ke apa, aku gelak je.
Your traffic in this city is nothing compared to my traffic back in Malaysia.

Sejam journey rumah ke opis ok.

Comel pulak si ketot ni dlm gambar ni.

Waiting to be seated.
Steak n Shake has the best shakes ever man
Nutella shake omg, meleleh okkkkk


Ok.
Sekian, dari Alia,

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

Update penuh gambar sebab Alia is pemalas giloss

Tak de apa apa update kali ni, but I've decided not to leave my blog bersawang. Lagipun ramai je antara korang-korang ni suka baca gosip kan.

Haaaaa baik ngaku skrang. 

Anyway,aku ada banyak nak membebel, tapi macam malas nak type.

Malas nak fikir sebenarnya.

Malas nak marah-marah.

Malas nak kena translate English - BM sebab tanak keluarga omputeh saya ni paham.

Eh.

hahaha

Ok la, aku cuma tak suka akakipar je. Keluarga yang lain tu no hal.

Pompuan ni je yg gedik tak bertempat.

Boleh dapat darah tinggi kalau cakap pasal dia ni hokeh. hahahahahahahahaha

Damn oklah, tanak marah marah. Hari ni mari la kita bergembira. Marilah melihat gambar gambar yg merepek merapu yg dah tersadai lama dlm PC gua ini.

Timeline seperti biasa, tunggang langgang.

Don is picking up on card tricks. He's actually pretty good at it, and no I'm not being biased. He's actually decently good. Au natural gituw.

Skirt bought from thrift store. Harga tak ingat. Definitely less than $4.

Homegrown cabbage. This head is as small as my palm! Super cool. Used it in my nasi goreng kampung. Had it all by myself (sebab Alia is pentamak)

 Dehydrating homegrown herbs and chili peppers (on the bottom rack). Buat cili kering y'alls.

Diet Dinner. We're watching our calories intake these days. Gotta consume less than 1500cal per day. Turkey patties, roasted cauliflower florets seasoned with Monterey chicken spices, garlic and onion powder, cracked black peppers and salt. With roasted onion rings of course. Mmmmm dapnyaaaa.

 Don, being the good uncle he is. He loves these kids. 

A whole box of tomatoes. This was definitely taken a couple of months ago during spring. Sebab skrang bukan musim tomato dahhh. Skrang musim pumpkin y'all. Makan labu sampai muakkkk. Anyway, these tomatoes dah selamat dah di-canned kan. Tang-tang malas nak masak, bukak je setin, tabur atas spaghetti.

Because it's fall. 

Mak is right. Fall is the prettiest season. 

I dared him to eat that pepper. He wouldn't do it. Booo

Ni rambut dah togel kiri kanan. Terkezut beruk ahkak bila dia first time keluar toilet dgn rambut sekontot kat atas tu je. Nak nangis rasa mcm over pulak, bukan rambut aku. Nasib baikla rambut dia ni jenis yg tumbuh dgn pesat. 

Gambar ntah brapa bulan yg lalu. Kan gua dah kata, timeline tak boleh pakai.

Ni gambar masa lepas beli skirt thrifted. 

Ha, ni gambar a couple of days ago. Saja nak tangkap gambar sebab nak tunjuk hasil pembelian 5 helai baju berharga $1 satu. No kidding. Walmart ada clearance sale sebab nak masuk winter. So all barang barang yg summer/spring diorg kasi harga runtuh. This fishtail skirt = $1. 

The only thing I'd complain is that, pinggangku masih lagi tak cukup ramping sebab skirt ni agak kecik. Hahah, gua bajet pinggang gua ni mcm Nicki Minaj punya pinggang, tapi jauh sama sekali. Tetap lagi ibu walrus.

TMNT tank top - $1. 

Mengenang zaman silau. My favorite is Donatello. Nampak tak? Dari kecik lagi memang jodoh gua dgn lelaki bernama "Don" ha ha ha. 

Princess Aurora tank top - $1. 

Favorite masa kecik jugak. Tapi ai lagi minat Maleficient actually.

Marvel tank top - $1. 

This will probably be my favorite top. Sebab rasa olskool betul. Heuhuehuehue

LOVE tank top - $1.

Pose bajet model. Pls la Alia. Ibu Walrus tak patut pose cenggini.

Ha, pose cenggini baru boleh.

Hahahahahaha.

Ok dah. 

Tu je. 

Bai.

ahahahahahahahaha taik tak ending mcm ni.

Sekian.

Dari Alia dan Don (sebenarnya dari Alia je, Don tak de kena mengena dgn post kali ni hahahah. Dia cuma mangsa keadaan).

Gambar Halloween 2015. Kitaorg tak dress up tahun ni. Dedua pemalas. hahahah