Gambar permandangan di kampung Amarekah.

 Hari tu ada readers komen,

Ease Elias nak saya update pasal scenery kat sini.

Walaupun saya ni pemalas nak mampos orangnya, gigihkan juga keluar semata-mata nak tangkap gambar permandangan! 

Hahahahahah

Scenery kat kawasan sini tak beberapa menarik. 

Kalau uols suka tengok kawasan kampung yg tak beberapa kampung mat saleh, ok lerr

Nak tangkap gambar pokok pun tinggal ranting jee

hahaha

Anyway, skrang ni tengah musim sejuk. Tapi suhu tak de la jatuh menjunam. 

Paling sejuk (day time) pun dlm 7C je. 

Sebab iols kan tinggal kat selatan Amareka. 

Snow pun selalunya bulan 1-2 mcm tu and only a couple of days je.

At least ada la jugak kan. 

Sesiapa yg kat south California or Florida tu, mintak hampun la snow nak turun. 

Anyway, skrang time time nak Christmas. So lampu lampu dah banyak la menyala.

Imagine hari raya. Mesti pelita dah siap siap pasang depan rumah khaaan.

Ha, depa pun sama la. Ada la yg extravaganza decorations nya. 

Ada yg lawn decoration mcm pesta amal. 

Siap ada reindeer Santa Claus bagaiiii.

Nasib je kat my neighborhood ni tak de orang buat mcm tu. 

Kalau ada, mesti laju je aku dah tangkap gambar. heheheheheheh

Ha, byk ckp pulak si Alia ni.

Nah gambar.

Neighbor depan rumah.
See. I told you. Pokok kering kontang.

Ni pulak gambar rumah.
Eh. mcm tak tau pulak. Hahahahah

 Eh tetiba mcm lawa pulak ranting ranting tu.
Boleh jadi lukisan.

hahahhaah gambar rumah trailer terbengkalai pun jadii lerrr

Wendy's drive thru.

Road kat kawasan sini ala-ala mcm ni le.
Oh mind you, it was only 5pm when this picture was taken.

Winter kan. So siang berlalu dengan pesatnya.

McDonald's drive thru.

Orang orang Amareka ni memang suka fast food. 

Sebab tu berat badan pun berkembang dengan pesatnya.

OK dah tu je untuk hari ni.

Sekian.

Majulah sukan untuk negara.

 

Update penuh gambar sebab Alia is pemalas giloss

Tak de apa apa update kali ni, but I've decided not to leave my blog bersawang. Lagipun ramai je antara korang-korang ni suka baca gosip kan.

Haaaaa baik ngaku skrang. 

Anyway,aku ada banyak nak membebel, tapi macam malas nak type.

Malas nak fikir sebenarnya.

Malas nak marah-marah.

Malas nak kena translate English - BM sebab tanak keluarga omputeh saya ni paham.

Eh.

hahaha

Ok la, aku cuma tak suka akakipar je. Keluarga yang lain tu no hal.

Pompuan ni je yg gedik tak bertempat.

Boleh dapat darah tinggi kalau cakap pasal dia ni hokeh. hahahahahahahahaha

Damn oklah, tanak marah marah. Hari ni mari la kita bergembira. Marilah melihat gambar gambar yg merepek merapu yg dah tersadai lama dlm PC gua ini.

Timeline seperti biasa, tunggang langgang.

Don is picking up on card tricks. He's actually pretty good at it, and no I'm not being biased. He's actually decently good. Au natural gituw.

Skirt bought from thrift store. Harga tak ingat. Definitely less than $4.

Homegrown cabbage. This head is as small as my palm! Super cool. Used it in my nasi goreng kampung. Had it all by myself (sebab Alia is pentamak)

 Dehydrating homegrown herbs and chili peppers (on the bottom rack). Buat cili kering y'alls.

Diet Dinner. We're watching our calories intake these days. Gotta consume less than 1500cal per day. Turkey patties, roasted cauliflower florets seasoned with Monterey chicken spices, garlic and onion powder, cracked black peppers and salt. With roasted onion rings of course. Mmmmm dapnyaaaa.

 Don, being the good uncle he is. He loves these kids. 

A whole box of tomatoes. This was definitely taken a couple of months ago during spring. Sebab skrang bukan musim tomato dahhh. Skrang musim pumpkin y'all. Makan labu sampai muakkkk. Anyway, these tomatoes dah selamat dah di-canned kan. Tang-tang malas nak masak, bukak je setin, tabur atas spaghetti.

Because it's fall. 

Mak is right. Fall is the prettiest season. 

I dared him to eat that pepper. He wouldn't do it. Booo

Ni rambut dah togel kiri kanan. Terkezut beruk ahkak bila dia first time keluar toilet dgn rambut sekontot kat atas tu je. Nak nangis rasa mcm over pulak, bukan rambut aku. Nasib baikla rambut dia ni jenis yg tumbuh dgn pesat. 

Gambar ntah brapa bulan yg lalu. Kan gua dah kata, timeline tak boleh pakai.

Ni gambar masa lepas beli skirt thrifted. 

Ha, ni gambar a couple of days ago. Saja nak tangkap gambar sebab nak tunjuk hasil pembelian 5 helai baju berharga $1 satu. No kidding. Walmart ada clearance sale sebab nak masuk winter. So all barang barang yg summer/spring diorg kasi harga runtuh. This fishtail skirt = $1. 

The only thing I'd complain is that, pinggangku masih lagi tak cukup ramping sebab skirt ni agak kecik. Hahah, gua bajet pinggang gua ni mcm Nicki Minaj punya pinggang, tapi jauh sama sekali. Tetap lagi ibu walrus.

TMNT tank top - $1. 

Mengenang zaman silau. My favorite is Donatello. Nampak tak? Dari kecik lagi memang jodoh gua dgn lelaki bernama "Don" ha ha ha. 

Princess Aurora tank top - $1. 

Favorite masa kecik jugak. Tapi ai lagi minat Maleficient actually.

Marvel tank top - $1. 

This will probably be my favorite top. Sebab rasa olskool betul. Heuhuehuehue

LOVE tank top - $1.

Pose bajet model. Pls la Alia. Ibu Walrus tak patut pose cenggini.

Ha, pose cenggini baru boleh.

Hahahahahaha.

Ok dah. 

Tu je. 

Bai.

ahahahahahahahaha taik tak ending mcm ni.

Sekian.

Dari Alia dan Don (sebenarnya dari Alia je, Don tak de kena mengena dgn post kali ni hahahah. Dia cuma mangsa keadaan).

Gambar Halloween 2015. Kitaorg tak dress up tahun ni. Dedua pemalas. hahahah

Cerita pasal rambut pulak kali ni

I miss this.

I miss my long bangs.
I miss my purple hair.

Rasa macam menyesal pulak potong rambut. I could have simpan rambut sampai bontot! At least boleh la kibas kibas rambut bajet supermodel.

Eh angan-angan je ni. Sebab bila rambut panjang sikit je, mula la gatal nak potong.

Honestly, I can't stand rambut panjang tutup leher.
Dah la memang leher aku ni diselaputi dengan lemak lemak tepu, bila rambut panjang je, mesti ada neck sweat. Yucksss gelii ahkakkkkk

Lagipun, mak selalu cakap, I look better with short hair. Rambut panjang nampak macam kitew niw 40taun.

Kitew muda lagiw lewwww

Kah kah kah. Tetiba saiko bajet nak type kitew kitew kan. Berjiwa muda katanyaaa.
Lempang plis.

Anyywaayyyy, semenjak duduk Ahmerikah ni, macam macam feshen rambut ahkak dah buat. Undercut? Sidecut? Mohawk? Faux hawk? Blonde? Pink? Purple? Red? Blue? Been there done that.

Gila cemerlang.

Nasib baik ler dapat laki jenis supportive. Dia la yang tukang gunting rambut.
Dia tak suka pompuan rambut panjang. Very old fashioned katanya.
Dia suka rambut pendek, funky dan modern.
Nasib la dapat isteri macam beta, memang suka rambut pendek. Memang padan betul kan!


Hair journey:

I know I've posted this a long time ago.
But this is PART of my hair journey. Ada banyak lagi yg tak documented. Malassss wehh

Gambar gambar yg di upload, semua bajet cun lah. Kenkonon candid gelak ketawa, padahal gelak sensorang depan camera.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Nak upload gambar selfie, image itu penting. Angle kena betul. Lighting kena bagus. Emosi muka pun kena terrer.



But oleh di sebabkan this is my blog and I'm feeling blah-whatever-I don't care hari ni, mari la ahkak belanja selfie that has never been uploaded anywhere before, an unadulterated version of me. Tiada unsur unsur photoshop, makeup mahupun bedak johnson&johnson sekalipun.

WAHAHAHHAAhahahahahahahahah

Sila tutup mata!

Ok tujuan ahkak nak tunjuk gambar ni is to show the IN BETWEEN process of changing my hair color.


Setiap kali nak tukar kaler, I have to strip off the current color before putting on another color. Process tu dinamakan bleaching.

Dan oleh disebabkan rambut ahkak ni pure Asian punya rambut, punyalah degil nak buang kaler, so process bleaching ni terpaksa di buat berulang kali. So that's why la rambut lama-lama jadi menggerutu, dan automatically akan menjadi sabut kelapa.

Oleh disebabkan rambut dah tak serupa rambut, so sebab tu I had to cut it short.

But that picture was taken last year. Sebab tu muka masih serupa donut gergasi (sekarang macam donut regular je hahahahaha)




For now, I'm contented with my pixie cut. Setiap kali tengok cermin, rasa mcm "damnnnnnn I look goooood - patutlah si Don berkenan"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Konfiden bebbb.

Pixie cut ni walaupun pendek, tapi nak style leceh sikit. Ni gambar lepas basuh rambut.


But whatever lah, it doesn't matter how leper it gets after being washed, sebab when I style it:

....gua rasa stylo gila babeng.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I changed it again

HA.

I've changed my theme again. I did the whole shebang around 7pm and now it's 4am. This is what we call, dedi-frickin-cation.

Or just a huge waste of time.

Hhaha

Either way, it works. Because I am now happy and contented with how my blog looks like.
For now.

In case if you wanna know (even if you don't, you're still gonna have to read this line LOL), I'm very particular about blog design. I can't stand super cluttered, shit-all-over-the-place design. I'm super anal about that. I get really annoyed and will end up not updating my blog (HAHA alasan). And when I'm blog surfing, and I get into a very cluttered blog with adverts all over the place, there's a high chance that I'll just exit it. HAHAHA I'm such a diva I know.

Anyway, back to me (LOL). People have been complaining that my posts are very rude (because I use vulgar words -- it's just sometimes it's hard to call an idiot other than "idiot", ya know what I'm saying?)

So to circumvent this popular opinion, I've decided to take the "flowery" approach.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Imma genius.

Now, you can't tell how horrible and rude this blog is because you have flowers and pink stuff all over your face!

HA.

Anyway, I change my blog theme often because I get bored often.

And to change a theme, it takes hours and I'm really starting to question my priorities here....

I mean it's the compiling of shit that makes it tedious, and resizing, and aligning. Just look at how cluttered my desktop was man....I mean I can't stand it when you open a ton of windows because I get confused most of the time, but when it comes to beautifying my blog, I actually don't mind.

I think it shows where my interest is leaning towards to.

Just sucks that my background is in IT engineering. What the fuck was I thinking.

Selebet

I was dragged away from my computer because he said "you gotta look at this!" all excited and shit. 

Cheh rupanya dia nak tunjuk the fact that he can play his PC games on his TV. Aku ingat apa. Penat penat je gapoh gapah update blog tadi.

Right now I'm updating this post using my iPad while aku baring sebelah dia because this is so boring lah!


Anyway sebagai balasan, I'm gonna upload these picture that I took 5 minutes ago.

Ha ah ha ha *ketawa evil*

Muka selebet!

This Blog Template (kinda) Sucks

I've spent the entire day (propa lebih) adjusting this template.

I still can't find how to display the comment section which is stupid.

Ok Don is really bugging me as I'm typing this, I can't even think of what to type because he's talking rubbish!

Ok going to pee.

Projek hari minggu

Hai eberibodi!

Eh tetiba hari ni mood ceria kan...mcm tak kena je
Sebab selalunya mood mcm naga sakti

Anyway, hari ni kitew ceria and I've finally decided to (re)paint my hat box!
Oleh disebabkan mood adalah begitu ceria, marilah kita melukis dgn ceria!

omg seriously, what's up with this ceria thingy today.

Alia = Ceria....kenot brain kenot brain

See lah for yourself, how ceria my hatbox is now!

Too bad I didn't take a picture of the box's original design.
Which was super lame.
Ada gambar-gambar surat, bunga, birds and shit. Ala ala love letter la.
So.....lame.

Since I'm not into girly girly design (more like design orang tua har har har), I've decided to paint it in whimsical colors!

Weee!

Anyway, that old wooden hat box tu I got from a thrift store for $3.23 (good bargain!)
And the glossy acrylic paints only cost me $1 for 2 bottles!

Yang mahal sikit tu are the paint brushes (about $4 for 3 big paint brushes)...which dah berkarat pun!

Oklah dah malas nak type (hahah typical Alia)

 I painted it white WEEKS before...hahahahah..dasar pemalas kan. Then aku biarkan dia tersadai dlm bilik for a couple of weeks. Ni gambar masa baru paint putih.

 Eh tetiba je dah siap kaler lid. HAHAHAHSHAS

Lupa tangkap gambar masa tengah lukis tu...
Bagus jugak la sbb I'm a messy painter (eh, ada ke painter yg tak messy?)
Siap dengan aksi tergonggek terguling terkangkang bagai la

 I had A LOT of designs in my mind...nak buat itu ini, lukis itu ini.....tapi last last otak beku. So I just let the brush guided me.

Serious tak de idea nak buat apa, so ended up jadi tribal design. Tribal pun tribal laaah labuuu

Ada at one point, I really hated it sampai terfikir nak repaint putih balik (start over). Tapi nasib baik la sel sel otak masih boleh berhubung to each other, I've decided to finish it and see how it looks like first. Kalau tak suka jugak baru repaint.

Tapi sekarang dah habis, tak suka pun lantak la labu. I'm bored and tired of it oredi.
HAHAH.

 Saja je nak kasi tau ni...tapi sbb tak cukup newspaper sebagai alas...plastik bag pun jadiiii

Tapi bila nak lukis, berdebar debar jugak la jantung, sbb takut paint jatuh atas karpet kan..mau tak tido 4 malam sbb nak cuci karpet.

 Lepas dah lukis lid, masa utk lukis body nya pulak.

Masa ni dah tiba tahap kemalasan 40% (haha siap ada percentage uols) so I've decided I'm just gonna do some stripes lah. Ni teknik paling senang...letak sellotape then just paint it over.

 After kering, boleh bukak sellotape.

I have to admit, THIS was the ONLY part yg I enjoyed 300%
Satisfaction! Rasa mcm plucking bulu kaki

Eh.

 TADA!

Hasil kerja for someone yg buat kerja secara half-assed.

Hahahahah.

Damn. Perangai keji betul. Mcm mana la nak jadi isteri orang.

Eh.

 I love this. Patut buat semua hitam putih belang belang mcm ni jugak

Dah siap pun kotak ni.


Oh lupa nak kasi tau, ni kotak utk apa ye? Since I don't wear any hat....

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.......

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Ni kotak isi BRA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Geez, serius tak senonoh anak dara ni.

Eh.

LOL