Update penuh gambar sebab Alia is pemalas giloss

Tak de apa apa update kali ni, but I've decided not to leave my blog bersawang. Lagipun ramai je antara korang-korang ni suka baca gosip kan.

Haaaaa baik ngaku skrang. 

Anyway,aku ada banyak nak membebel, tapi macam malas nak type.

Malas nak fikir sebenarnya.

Malas nak marah-marah.

Malas nak kena translate English - BM sebab tanak keluarga omputeh saya ni paham.

Eh.

hahaha

Ok la, aku cuma tak suka akakipar je. Keluarga yang lain tu no hal.

Pompuan ni je yg gedik tak bertempat.

Boleh dapat darah tinggi kalau cakap pasal dia ni hokeh. hahahahahahahahaha

Damn oklah, tanak marah marah. Hari ni mari la kita bergembira. Marilah melihat gambar gambar yg merepek merapu yg dah tersadai lama dlm PC gua ini.

Timeline seperti biasa, tunggang langgang.

Don is picking up on card tricks. He's actually pretty good at it, and no I'm not being biased. He's actually decently good. Au natural gituw.

Skirt bought from thrift store. Harga tak ingat. Definitely less than $4.

Homegrown cabbage. This head is as small as my palm! Super cool. Used it in my nasi goreng kampung. Had it all by myself (sebab Alia is pentamak)

 Dehydrating homegrown herbs and chili peppers (on the bottom rack). Buat cili kering y'alls.

Diet Dinner. We're watching our calories intake these days. Gotta consume less than 1500cal per day. Turkey patties, roasted cauliflower florets seasoned with Monterey chicken spices, garlic and onion powder, cracked black peppers and salt. With roasted onion rings of course. Mmmmm dapnyaaaa.

 Don, being the good uncle he is. He loves these kids. 

A whole box of tomatoes. This was definitely taken a couple of months ago during spring. Sebab skrang bukan musim tomato dahhh. Skrang musim pumpkin y'all. Makan labu sampai muakkkk. Anyway, these tomatoes dah selamat dah di-canned kan. Tang-tang malas nak masak, bukak je setin, tabur atas spaghetti.

Because it's fall. 

Mak is right. Fall is the prettiest season. 

I dared him to eat that pepper. He wouldn't do it. Booo

Ni rambut dah togel kiri kanan. Terkezut beruk ahkak bila dia first time keluar toilet dgn rambut sekontot kat atas tu je. Nak nangis rasa mcm over pulak, bukan rambut aku. Nasib baikla rambut dia ni jenis yg tumbuh dgn pesat. 

Gambar ntah brapa bulan yg lalu. Kan gua dah kata, timeline tak boleh pakai.

Ni gambar masa lepas beli skirt thrifted. 

Ha, ni gambar a couple of days ago. Saja nak tangkap gambar sebab nak tunjuk hasil pembelian 5 helai baju berharga $1 satu. No kidding. Walmart ada clearance sale sebab nak masuk winter. So all barang barang yg summer/spring diorg kasi harga runtuh. This fishtail skirt = $1. 

The only thing I'd complain is that, pinggangku masih lagi tak cukup ramping sebab skirt ni agak kecik. Hahah, gua bajet pinggang gua ni mcm Nicki Minaj punya pinggang, tapi jauh sama sekali. Tetap lagi ibu walrus.

TMNT tank top - $1. 

Mengenang zaman silau. My favorite is Donatello. Nampak tak? Dari kecik lagi memang jodoh gua dgn lelaki bernama "Don" ha ha ha. 

Princess Aurora tank top - $1. 

Favorite masa kecik jugak. Tapi ai lagi minat Maleficient actually.

Marvel tank top - $1. 

This will probably be my favorite top. Sebab rasa olskool betul. Heuhuehuehue

LOVE tank top - $1.

Pose bajet model. Pls la Alia. Ibu Walrus tak patut pose cenggini.

Ha, pose cenggini baru boleh.

Hahahahahaha.

Ok dah. 

Tu je. 

Bai.

ahahahahahahahaha taik tak ending mcm ni.

Sekian.

Dari Alia dan Don (sebenarnya dari Alia je, Don tak de kena mengena dgn post kali ni hahahah. Dia cuma mangsa keadaan).

Gambar Halloween 2015. Kitaorg tak dress up tahun ni. Dedua pemalas. hahahah

Umum atau 18SX?

I dunno if I should keep my blog U or not...sebab sejak dah kawen ni, tangan mmg gatal sgt nak cakap pasal benda benda 18SX

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Tapi takut uols muntah siap cherry berry hijau pulak nanti

Also, takut family baca. habes sakit jantung mak apak aku di Malaysia tuuuuu hahahahahahahaha

Or kawan family yg baca blog ni (you know who you are!) jadi tukang report ke my family pulak



hahahaha bunyi mcm aku bukak kilang porno je kan

Tak lah. Porno kecil kecilan je. Paling gempak pon atas counter je.

HAHAHSJAHSJAHDSJAHDJAHFDJAHFGJAHGJSHGAS

Hahahahahaha shit la. Aku type, aku yg gelak bersungguh sungguh.

Macam mana nak jadi erotica writer ni.

Hmmm tak pe lah, abaikan cita cita nak jadi penulis skrip porno tu.



Anyway, hello uols!
Apa khabar?
Uols behave tak semasa kehilangan I?
Jgn la noti noti ye, Xmas nak dekat dah, nanti tak dpt hadiah!

hahahahahah

Speaking of Xmas, tahun ni aku first time nak celebrate Xmas. So agak bersungguh sungguh lah MIL beli xmas tree yg real (before this diorg beli plastik je, senang nak kemas katanya)

Since this will be my first time, aku pun beriya iya la tanya Don what should we get for the siblings and nieces and nephews and all that.

Sekali nak tau apa dia cakap?


"We shouldn't be celebrating Christmas. It's a Christian holiday and we're not Christians"


Pangg.
Tamparan reality kena sebijik di pipi.


Hahahahaha
Tapi dia tak de la sampai extreme nak halang. So at the end dia cakap



"Just as long as you're only celebrating it for the sake of just a celebration, no more than as you celebrate Thanksgiving or 4th of July, then it'll be fine" 



Dia cakap lagi, xmas nowadays dah jadi mcm a holiday celebration je. Most people don't associate religion with the celebration.

MIL pulak asyik la tanya, kat Malaysia tak celebrate xmas ke, etc etc.

Adoi.

I told her la, yes we do, it's just my family doesn't.

Lagi la dia excited nak beli itu ini, stocking stuffers lah, hadiah la, etc.

Oh btw, I have my own stocking now! Hahahaha

Ala, you know, those stockings that they gantung atas fireplace tuuuuuuu
Cuma tak sempat nak letak nama lagi.
Selalunya the grandmas yg jahit nama, but since both of his grandmas aren't around anymoreeeeee.....


Anywaaaaayy

This is our xmas tree!

I love the fact that it's not super colorful and all!
Aku ni boring orangnya, I like my tree to be classy. Hahahahah

What's so special about this is that, all of the ornaments belong to Don's grandparents. So mmg design lama lama weh!

And of course, the star of the show (on top of the tree) is this little guy.
Don made it when he was a kid!

I remember this so well sebab everytime during xmas, his mom will upload their xmas tree and will talk about this lil dude here.

I think sejak Don made this angel dude, diorg guna utk the star of the tree.

Nostalgik kaaannn

And he made this too.

Tulisan tak berubah dari kecik sampai sekarang. Hahahahah


Anyway, I don't have anything else to say now. (Malas sebenarnya) hahahaha
Nah, random pictures as usual.

Timeline tunggang terbalik ye.

Nah, gambar kami. Walaupun blurry.

Masa ni rasa mcm "WAHHH BERGAYANYA AKUUUU"

hahahahahahahahaha saikosis.

"I love the sunnnn" katanya.

Penat aku nak lari dari matahari, dia bersungguh sungguh nak matahari.

THANKSGIVING 2014

WISHBONE TRADITION

"Focus...."

"You gotta focus....focuss"

Focus pun focus laaa, apa apa si gigi jongang ni menang cause I've got the bigger piece.

Victory picture.

DYED MY HAIR PURPLE

HALLOWEEN 2014

Don's halloween costume

My costume.

I blend in with the kids.

I'm so short, man.

That's how the costume looks like underneath the cape.

Sila abaikan muka tonyok tu.

I was super tired.

Ok bai.

hahah.
Macam biasa, Ending tak de climax

America: Halloween 2012 (LOL Overdue post)

OMG..this has to be the most DELAYED entry in human history EVER!

haha..melampau dramatisss tak??

I kept on wanting to update about this, tapi asyik lupaa. Dan malas sebenarnya. Hahaha..

So here, imma tell you a story about a girl who went to the US to be with her fiance and celebrated Halloween for the second time of her life!

A story about Alia the supermodel!

Kaaaahhhh kaahhhhh kaaaahhh *ketawa tak berlagu*


A day before Halloween
We were supposed to go to SpookyWoods in Kersey Valley, High Point, North Carolina, up north which takes about 2 hours drive kot..ntah lupa. Time tu ada attraction pasal Slender man (that was a very popular phenomenon time tuuu) and J.R wanted to go real bad.

Kersey Valley ni cuma bukak during Halloween je. So setahun sekali je la. Claimed to be the 5th most scariest place in Amerikah. Tapi website mcm ahbeng jinjang. LOL

Rega tiket mahal gilak (for me yg cheapskate ini) I think dlm USD25 per person mcm tu. Since I'm a nice person, I've decided to belanja everybody (there were 4 of us) admission tickets. ($25x4) x 3.1 = RM 310

Gulp.

Tu baru tiket masuk. Tak campur gas lagi. Dah la 2 jam drive woi.

Tapi ni kan mcm experience sekali seumur hidup..idoknye aku nak pergi lagi lepas niiii..aku ni penakut sebenarnya....tengok Jangan Pandang Belakang pon tido dengan surah Yassin. Hahahahahahaha

Sampai skrang adik aku makes fun.

Kurang aja.

So anyway, di pendekkan cerita, we were supposed to be on the road dah patutnya pukul 7pm tu, sebab last admission pukul 9pm ke apa ntah. But biasa la..orang ada anak...lambattttt laaaa mereka mereka yang berkenaan sampaiii di rumah kamii.

Pastu dah sampai, baru nak cari direction.

Masa ni baru nak cari direction. Tengok la DOn tu. Baru nak bukak phone. Eeeeeee

Masa ni dah redhaa, we cannot go to Kersey Valley sebab dah lambat.

Tangkap gambar duluu sebelum bertolakkkk

Bunguks gila. Aku ni pon, tak de la excited sgt nak pegi, I mean I was, tapi rasa berbelah bahagi...sebab kena kluarkan duit RM400 for just 1 night.

Rasa macam tak berbaloi.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kan aku cakap, aku ni cheapskate orangnya!

So last last, tak jadi pegi.

Ni ka Kersey Valley tuuuu

Hahah..macam sia sia je kan korang baca karangan PMR kat atas ni?

Tapi sebab kitaorg dah siap siap bergaya...so we decided to pergi party shop, sebab memang nak beli costumes utk Halloween besok kan.

So on the road we went!

Gila kau...malam tu aku rasa malam yang paling best!

Sebab you know why?
We went to several different places!

First skali, tak ingat pergi mana..I think we went to Party Shop, allll the waaayyy in Concord. You have to remember, kitaorg duduk kat kampung, so by 8pm je memang semua dah sepi.

Plus, the roads/highways memang sunyi, sebab kiri kanan hutan or tanah lapang. Gelap pulak tu.

And masa tu kan kecoh Hurricane Sandy tu.

Yes, our place memang effected, tapi sipi sipi la. Tak de hujan, tapi anginnnnn, macam taufannnnnn uolsss. Pokok goncang goncang. Flags terbang sana sini. (motippp flags terbangg???)

So everybody memang masa tu duduk kat rumah je..tapi kitaorg ni je yg beronggeng yahoo!

Don and I bought some masks to be worn on the next day. I bought a bunch of ridiculous cute stuffs sebab aku rasa benda tu comel. Sebati dengan sanubariii diriku iniiiii....hahahahaha haktuih!

Lepas Party Shop, we went to Walmart. Kat sini aku borong chocolates and candies nak bawak balik Mesia.

Lepas Wally world, we went to Target puloookkk. I LOVE Target. I mean I like Target because of the buyers la..sebab tak de la sekampung customers kat Walmart tu..sebab kat sini harga mcm mahai sikit la.. So you hardly see orang pakai spender kat luar la, tak pakai baju la, tak pakai seluar la, tetek ganyut la..seriously, true story!

Ala macam Mydin dengan Cold Storage la. Mydin untuk org org mcm kitaaa niii, Cold Storage selalunya untuk expats expats. Haa...gitu laa.

So kat Target pon aku borong cokelat jugak.

Yg J.R dgn Don siap pergi kat alley toys, siap main pedang-pedang uols. Tak tahaannnn. Dah memang tak de orang kaannn, diorg conquered the floor. Sampai pekerja pekerja kat situ pon buat tatauu je.

And when I was payinng at the cashier, diorg siap boleh buat lawak bangang lagi.

Sebab I still suck at their coins system kan, ada penny la, quarter la, dime la, aku konpiusss laaa. So when the cashier said "That'll be 21 and a quarter" aku terus haaaaaaa apa kau cakapppp

So I just pulled out all of my coins and told him (the cashier) "Ok, you pick" 

Hahahah...

Budak 2 ekor tu dah gelak.

Don: *says to the cashier* I'm sorry man, she's an Asian and she doesn't know how to do math *Gelak mcm orang gila*
Me: Yeah, that's why I'm here in the US, I've been kicked out from my own country cause I failed math

*cashier, Don, JR, Anna gelak like there's no tomorrow!*

By the time we left Target, it was like 11pm - 12am oredi. And we were so hungry! But tak de restaurant yang bukak lagi. (the town is dead by 9pm)

Yang ada pon fast food.

Ergh.

Oh btw, we don't eat fast food here, sebab tak healthy. Like MEMANG seriously tak healthy. Sebab tu ramai Americans gedempol.

Tapi masa tu tak de choice, so we opted for Pizza Hut. We went specifically branch yang bf's Ashley (if you still remember her, for those who don't, she's Don's niece) works at.

That was my first time meeting the guy. Very....senyap la orangnya. But I noticed he kept on looking at me, wahhh, tak pernah nampak orang Asia berkulit cokelat ke dik??

Tengah tengah tunggu our orders tu, tiba tiba he called my name

"Ally, come here, someone wants to talk to you" sambil kasi gagang phone pizza hut kat aku.

Ohh..rupa nya dia call gf dia (Ash) bagitau yg kitaorg ada kat tempat keja dia nokkss.

After receiving our orders, we went back to Anna and JRs place to watch some The Walking Dead marathon sambil makan pizza.

BEST NIGHT EVER.

We got home around 3am mcm tu.

I'm quoting Don ye "So this is my life; hanging out with my sister and her boyfriend. BEST LIFE EVER WHEEEEE!"

Hahahah...babik tau. He was being sarcastic pastu gelak mcm orang mabok.

Tapi betul la, we were soooo hyped up dlm keta boleh nyanyi nyanyi jerit jerit bagai mcm orang mabok. Padahal diorg tak minum pon.

Excited terlebih.


Ok bai.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA mcm bangang kan ending mcm ni.

Next entry I'll post about Halloween pulak yee! Sabooo sabooo..perut saya sakit ni. Nak berak.

Don's Halloween and Why I hate People, so fricking much.

ORAIT!!

Continuation from yesterday's post!
I am sooo sad I wasn't there for Halloween!
I don't mind playing dress up!! Really!! I've had my first Halloween and I enjoyed every sec of it!
Tapikan, agak celaka jugaklah nak pakai makeup bertepek tepek atas muka...not to mention having to roll around on the ground untuk efek homeless lagi...

I'd prefer pakai ready-made costume je..main sarung jeee...pastu tak payah tepek bedak haha...best siot. MUKA ADALAH SESUCI MURNI

Hahaha...

Anywayyyyy, pictures stolen from Mommy Miller's FB:

Aku tak tau apa yang dia cuba lakukan...

Tapi agak kelakar sebab tengkuk tak der kalerrrrr. Kira muka dia je la yang ada efek rotting flesh kan...hahahaha....

Orait, whateva, kenot cakap lebih lebih, nanti dia mengamok :p

I think he used my shirt (that I wore during last year's Halloween!!!) hehehe, recycle ya cik abe???

Hahaha, tapi seriously, memula aku ingat dia posed as orang hitam la kan (LOLOL), sebab cam quality tak nampak blood/wound details...hahahahahahaah!!

Don and his Brother

So Bobby recently moved back to his parents house sebab dia bercerai (lol "cerai") dengan gf dia.
It would have been fun if I was around! Cause I like Bobby! He's like a big brother to me that I've never had! (eh, memang aku tak pernah ada abang pon kannnn, saikosis betul)

LOLOLOLOL

This is a picture of a random kid yang pergi Trick or Treating.
Bila aku nampak gambar ni, I was thinking "wtf is this suppose to be lah", rupanya LADY GAGA.

LOLOLOLOL
Like waddehel!!
That is the most horrible "costume" I've ever seen! Well if you even categorize it as a "costume". Kesian budak ni weh! What kind of parents lah!

But thinking about it....LADY GAGA as a HALLOWEEN costume!! HAHAAHAH.
Yeah I get it now, she's as scary as an old gypsy woman.

Bobby, Don and Jimmy!

Heheheh, Don adalah yang paling terhensem antara 3...hahahahahahahah.
Ok whateva, I may be biased, but it's true whaaaaattt.
Even if I was a stranger, I'd think he's the hensemest oneeee.

Awww, look at that face....comel walaupon urghhh geli nak peganggg

It's even more cuter cause Mom put "Donnie is zombied out cause he's missing his girlfriend, Alia!"

Anyhow, that's all la kot. Hahaha
Ada banyak lagi gambar, tapi FB dah kena blocked kat opis ni (tepat pukul 8:30am), celaka kan?




Oh speaking about FB...omgggg, pls laaaahhh I fucking hate statuses yang berunsurkan vague vague ni!! This is from a friend punya status:

"Tinggal lagi 2 hari....."

2 DAYS FOR WHAT YOU SONNABABITCH??!

2 hari lagi kau nak beranak ke?
Kau nak mampos ke??
Kau finally dapat berak ke?!
Kau nak berhenti kerja ke??

WHAT?!

I mean throughout the whole fucking week, she had that kind of status lah,

"Saya nak pergi dah ni...doakan saya ye.."

"Terima kasih kepada sesiapa yang bertanya..."

"Tadi ada orang bertanyakan khabarku...terharu...akanku ingati dirinya sampai bila bila..."

"Terasa tenangnya hati ni memikirkan perjalananku nanti..."

Of course lah aku pon curiouskan..minah ni nak pergi mana, apasal status dia lately mcm ni, not trying to think about the worst, I asked her nak pergi haji ke? Cause that is moreeee logik la kan!

Pastu boleh tak dia reply:

"adela...rahsia...hehe, tapi Haji inshallah nanti"

MOTHERFUCKER!

Obviously she's not dying. THEN WHY THE INFORMATION HOLD UP!?!?

I mean dah la letak status status macam tu, meaning dia nak ORANG BERTANYAKAN KHABAR la kan, then bila orang dah tanya, "adelah...rahsia..."

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!

SCREW YOU, YOU ARE OFF MY WALL.

God, people piss me off sometimes. (eh sometimes ke Alia?)