COMIC: Denial

Welcome to my world, Mr. Husband.

COMIC: Not Even Kidding...

Bau ikan bilis tu mmg dah habis toxic la pada dia
Tau la kan bila goreng ikan bilis, mmg bau harum semerbak, so satu rumah lah mmg bau ikan bilis

Waktu menggoreng ikan bilis mmg saat saat genting la la to Don, tak boleh napas katanya, bau habis menusuk hidung katanya...dramatik habis la laki aku ni.

COMIC: Rub Me the right way

Hey guys!

Don just got meself a new Wacom tablet! Woohooo!

So stay tuned for more webcomics!!

Sedih

Shit la. I made the mistake of re-reading my old posts in this blog. Sampai la tang post this:

Charity is Charity

Meleleh air mata gua baca balik what I wrote uolsssss!

Emosiiiiii

Because I remember exactly what happened and how I felt!

It's a shitty feeling when people think you're the reason why this household won't be able to eat for the week.

It's a shitty feeling when you feel like you're unwanted, where you don't feel belong. 

It's a shitty feeling when you can't do anything to help the situation and you yourself need some help. 

Remembering back, it was sooooo bad. I felt soooo fucking alone and foreign. Terkontang-kanting aku sensorang kat situ, unable to defend myself. 

I don't want to relive that moment. 

I also haven't told my family about it, there's really no reason to anyway. I mean apa diorg boleh buat pun kan? Plus, that was yeaaarsss agoooo. Now I'm no longer a moocher and I can support myself. 

Sekarang aku pulak yg kasi duit monthly for the parents in law. Which I don't mind, it's like payback la kan. They've been helping me all these years so i don't mind helping them now. Both of them are retired now. 

But guess what, not only ahkakipar tu masih lagi terkapai-kapai tak cukup duit itu ini, now we have adik ipar pulak yg setiap bulan tak cukup duit itu ini. Tapi setiap weekend aku tengok diorg keluar berjoli. Sewa rumah bil elektik air semua tak pernah cukup. So guess who la diorg korek duit? Of course la mak mertua haku kan. And guess where la mak mertua dpt duit utk support anak anak dia tu? Of course la dari aku kan. 

So in a way, the reason sebab rumah diorg masih ada heater, power, TV, phone bill bagai, semua bersumber dari duit gaji aku. 

now who's the moocher bitch.

Sekian. 

Way to End 2017

What's up homies.
Setelah setahun tak update blog, tetiba teringin nak update uols.

Punyalah lama tak update, sampai password pun tak ingat. Nasib baik a year ago or so gua dah tukar no phone untuk 2-step verification to my US number. Kalau tak, mmg confirm verification code tu sampai ke mamat yg guna my Malaysian number.

Speaking of which, terkejut jugak la bila nampak my own name kat WhatsApp (yes I added my own phone number in my phone) display picture dah tukar to gambar kereta. Confirm la bukan aku kan. So I messaged "my number" and it turned out to be this dude that's the new owner of the number. Celcom recycled number aku lepas aku tak bayar bill selama 2 tahun hahahahh.

Gila apa aku nak bayar, first of all, paying Malaysian bills when you're out of the country is a pain in the ass. Nak kena buat international transfer bagai. Paling tak boleh blah, most Malaysian bills require TAC number kalau nak bayar online. Macam haroommm. Mana aku nak korek nombor phone Malaysia.

Secondly, Celcom tak de "pay as you use" plan. Macam dedulu. Kau cuma bayar kalau kau guna line. They forced me to pay RM40 monthly basically for nothing. It was for the account fee. Memang lah tak mahal mana pun especially kalau kau convert to USD. Dlm what, $9 monthly je. Memula tu rajin la jugak aku transfer duit bayar bill Celcom, tapi lelama, mmg lemakkk ahhhh. Fee utk transfer duit from my US bank to my Malaysian bank lagi mahal dari fee yg aku kena bayar utk Celcom. Mintak hampunnnn la.

I should have called them and requested them to deactivate my phone, tapi ntah. Malas kot. Tak ingat kenapa I didn't do it, this happened a couple of years ago dah. Ni mmg cerita throwback habis ah.


ANYWAY, enough about old story la, now it's time to get current.

Well I don't really have anything to talk about....life tak de la se-happening mcm life kat Malaysia. Over here, my life is about work, and laki gua.

Oh SHOUT OUT TO LAKI GUA UOLSSS, he just turned 33 last 12/12!

"I finally caught up to you" bak katanya.

Plsssss. I'm only 6-weeks older than him, bukan 6 years ke apaaa. Habis macho la tu kenkonon he bagged an "older woman". HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Work-wise, not sure if I've mentioned this in my previous posts before, almaklumlah, update blog pun sekali setahun, mana gua nak ingat apa isi kandungan last post. But anyway, gua dpt promotion 10 months ago and I got meself a cozy little corner office. Mata-mata manusia kat office tu jeling jeling je la. Ye la kan, gua kan budak baru, baru joined company setahun, dpt promotion lompat 2-3 positions sekali gus, tetiba dpt opis u guysssssss. Tapi pedulikkkkkkkkkkk apaaaa akuu, I worked my ass off, and still working my ass off, so i deserve it.

Also since I'm much familiar dgn my current position right now, boss gua dah start campak gua merata-rata. I'm still getting myself comfortable having to travel all over the US. Director gua dah bising bising tanya bila gua nak renew passport (passport expired uolsss hahaha). I still don't have the time to travel to New York to get it renewed. Very inconvenient siot. Malaysia government ni ingat US ni kecik macam Malaysia je kot.

ANYWAY, I'm planning my next work trip to Denver Colorado in Feb 2018. Aduiii, travel time winter leceh gilaaaa wehhh. Dah la pergi Denver, confirm weather tak menentu, dan dan turun salji bagai. Leceh wehhh. Pergi seminggu, confirm balik peluk laki rinduuu ya amaaatttt

Eh, laki gua masuk bilik air pun gua dah rindu ok

HAHAHAHAHA


MOVING on, I was planning to go to the mall today, tapi pemalasnyaaaa ya ampunnnnnn. Bukak pintu je ZUUUUUUUUFFF angin sejuk hala kemuka. Mmg gua tutup balik lah pintu. Lepas tu macam macam alasan la gua kasi kat diri sendiri, hari Sabtu orang ramai la, especially time time nak Xmas ni kan, pastu takut ada some crazy folks tetiba bawak pistol ke apa...hahahahaha, mmg saikosis kan. It was just me trying to convince myself not to go out.

Memang berbeza dgn my old self. I'd go out in an instant. Especially time time sejuk ni kan. Ketiak tak de la berpeluh. I mean I'm still the same, it's just sometimes I'd like to be lazy and NOT DO ANYTHING. Haha, confirm makcik walrus ni dah mcm orang tua. Lagipun laki gua ni mmg jenis sama pe'el. Memasing pemalas nak mampos. So we spent our Saturday taking naps. HAHAHA. Sumpah weh, kitaorg berdua mmg terbongkang tido siang siang hari.

I still need to go to the mall though, sebab gua kena repair my watch. Tengok la besok mcm mana. Or I can go on Monday, sebab I work from home every Mondays uolsss (one of the perks of my job).

Ok la, I think I need to do something else now, ntah la, I don't know what yet, hahaha, maybe main The Sims 4 kot.

Sementara itu, ENJOY GAMBAR LAKI BINI SAIKOSIS NI YAAA.

Picture taken during our 2017 Thanksgiving.
Sesiapa yg dah tengok gambar ni....well too bad! Sila la tatapi gambar ni lagi. HAHAHHAH

Sekian!