Alia Tiba-Tiba Muncul

Haiii penghuni penghuni dunia bloggingggg

Masih wujud ke anda?
Haha. Sumpah I don't know whether blogging is still a thing or not
Cheeeewwaaahh, cakap macam aku ni berenti blogging 10 tahun, padahal 4 bulan jee. hahahahahhha

Anywayy, I know I haven't been writing much, ntah kenapa tetiba hari ni mood nak type panjang panjang dalam BM muncul.

Speaking of BM, I hardly speak BM anymore. Except when replying to whatsapp group messages to my family and friends. Itu pun campur aduk. Sometimes I have to stop while in the middle of typing a sentence, just because I don't remember what a certain word is called.

hahahaha hampehhhhh.
Bajet sepiking sepikong. Tiba-tiba dah lupa daratan. HAHAHA
Sila lempang plissssss.

I mean honestly, tell me when should I speak BM. Only on my FB and Whatsapp. FB pun jarang. I'd only update my FB in BM if aku tanak rakyat Amerika ni paham.

Oh btw, ni nak cerita. Makin hari makin naik menyampah tahap lapanploh ganda kat abg ipa. HAHAHAHA hari tu kat kak ipar. Skrang abg ipar. Ni laki si akakipa tu la. Laki bini aku menyampah.

Perkahwinan diorg mmg tunggang langgang, which I honestly don't care. Lantak kau la apa jadi. Tapi kalau setiap hari aku bukak FB, mesti nampak sepuluh status berturut-turut si laki ni puji bini melebih lebih sampai tahap nampak mcm no balls.

Serioussslllyyyyyyy naiikk muakkk dudeeeeee. I think sebab I know what's REALLY going on behind closed door. Setiap hari akk ipr akan msg laki aku ckp dia dgn laki dia gadoh lagi. Or bila dia dtg rumah, dia personally bagitau  aku dgn Don yg laki dia tu hopeless, lazy, suka intai betina lain, suka kasi undies kat betina lain, etc. Gadoh je memanjang. So bila kau baca status lovey dovey tu, kau yg rasa "eeeeee fake gila babeng".

contoh (ni aku translate ye):
"saya lah suami yg paling beruntung sekali! dpt isteri yg paling cantik di dunia, yg paling manja, yg paling blah blah blah!"

"hidup saya ni paling best!! dpt bini yg paling cantik!!"

"sapa ada bini yg paling cantik, paling jelita, paling special, paling whatevertheshit di dunia ini?!? SAYA!!"

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Pastu sejam lepas update status ala-ala bajet romantik mcm tu, dia pi share musik video lagu lagu emo nak bunuh diri sebab my life is so shit.

urgghhhhhh

Menyampah ok, Menyampaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

Ok. Dah. Tanak ckp pasal diorg dah. Buat bazir tenaga je type panjang panjang cita pasal diorg.

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On a brighter note, .......eh, tak de apa yg brighter nya. Hahaha.
My life is sooo boring.
Bangun pagi, pergi kerja. Balik kerja, tido.

Penat weh.

Nak update pasal kerja...hmmmm, I dunno what to say. I like my job.
Sebab senang kot? I mean I know what my job requires me to do. I know the nature of the job. I know what is expected.

Bukan mcm my job previously. Sumpah aku ni mmg bukan otak IT. I just could not grasp the concept of IT engineering kot.

Blajar IT engineering sampai terberak-berak, last last masuk marketing jugak.

Kah kah kah.

Ketawa kat diri sendiri.

My colleagues call me workaholic. Sebab I would just work, work, work and work. They also say that I'm so friendly; especially dgn sales team. Sales ni diorg ckp, mmg sombong nak mampos. Suka carik gadoh dgn diorg. Not willing to lend a hand katanya. Diorg yg dah kerja kat situ bertahun-tahun pun masih tak boleh geng dgn sales. Payah nak dpt pertolongan dari depa. Especially team dari northeastern region (New York, etc) .Orang orang NY mmg mcm celaka.

But not for me. So far tak de la lagi perbalahan antara aku dgn sales. Smooth sailing je. Even one of the sales team members personally emailed bos aku, saying that dia penat nak jawab email-email dari team aku, so kalau sesiapa yg tak paham on how to do their job (yesssss, ni mmg apa yg dia ckp - I told you diorg ni mmg direct to the point je. Tak de ayat bunga bunga), pegi tanya Alia. Alia ni sungguh cekap dan sungguh thorough.

Waaahhh.
Kembang kempis hidung ok.

Member aku ckp, aku patut print email tu, kasi frame. Sebab after a couple of years dia kerja kat situ, mmg tak pernah orang sales puji division kitaorg; especially to a specific person.

Waahhh.
Lagi la kembang kempis hidung.

Semua orang dok tanya apa black magic aku pakai.
Dengan selamba kodoknya, aku ckp "biarlah rahsiaaa"

Ok tipu. Aku tak jawab pun.
Sengih sengih je sebab hati masih berbunga-bunga lepas kena puji. harap harap dpt bonus 10bulan. 

Diorg asyik komplen yg orang orang NY ni rude betul.
Ntah la. Aku pun tak pasti. Maybe sebab orang MY pun mcm sial-sial belaka. So aku dah lali dgn perangai perangai taik mcm tu kot. Kah kah kah.

Seriously.
I'm not saying that everybody here is the sweetest human being ever, it's just, majority of them are really nice. Maybe it's a southern thang.

Diorg ckp org org south ni polite.
They call everybody "honey" "love" "sweetie".

But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about their overall manner.
Most people here are so polite.
Walaupun diorg ni jarang mandi (kah kah), tapi when it comes to public cleanliness, they abide to the rules.
Drivers kat highways pun tak de la se-babi drivers di Malaysia.
Drivers kat Malaysia semua kiasu, selfish. Pakcik yg konon berkopiah pun boleh jadi road bully.
Over here, majority (majority doesn't mean ALL - sila jgn jadi taik dan defensive sgt) of the road users are nice(r) than Malaysians road users.
Diorg bawak motor pun sama-sama queue on the lane kalau traffic jam. Memang jarang betul aku tgk diorg selit selit celah kereta.

The more I see how these people operate their vehicles, the more aku rasa malu dgn negara asal aku.

Bila la rakyat Malaysia nak jadi penyabar.

*sigh*