GUESS WHO

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

PROPER PICTURES WILL BE UPLOADED SOON!!

Yeah I know, he looks ridiculously hilarious!!
He doesn't even look like himself!!!

When he said "check out my hanging flesh", I was like "MANA?? MANAAAA???"
Oh. Benda tergantung tu ke.
LAWL.

BUT LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL, dia kelihatan sungguh rentung di situuuuu!! Pastu hidung nampak extra kembang....waddehel?? hahahahahahahahhh

He looks more like Dollah Kantang rather than Don Millaaaa!
Hahahahahaaaa

HAPPY HALLOWEEN UOLLSSSSS!

p/s: I AM OSO DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 3 FROM ENCHE KHAI!! YAY!

Penat serta gembira (wha?)

Omaigod.

Today was so tiring.
Sekarang pon dah pukul 5 pagi, and I'm still awake!!!
Oklah, I'm awake because aku baru balik hantar parents pergi Haji...(pictures in the next entry)

I AM NOW THE QUEEN OF THE HOUSEEEE

MUAHAHAHAHA *gelak keji*


Fine.
Whatevaaaa.

Anyhow, aku sungguh malas untuk update blog, but kalau tak update pagi ni jugak, memang I takkan update punya la kan.

So yeaaaah. I'm actually pretty depressed right now, sebab tak boleh nak install The Sims3!!!

:(

I was super eksaited kenkonon nak main Sims sampai malam besok (Hahahahahahah gila melampau), skali bila aku nak install, dia kluar error!!

Maderrrrffaakerrrr btol!!


Ok sori for the lack of comicsm and updatesm, because I'm like, super busy and all you know.
Aku bukan big boss suka hati je nak balik rumah time kerja (eh, sekarang pon aku suka hati je nak balik rumah ke tak..HAHSJASHAJSAHSA)

SAYA IALAH SEORANG PEKERJA BERHEMAH!! (motip nak type dlm caps??)

Anyway, I know some of you can't understand this post cause you guys suck for not knowing Malay, padan lahhh mukaaaaaaa.

HAhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Ya, aku memang saikosis tahap kronik sekarang, sebab it's 5:18am, and I'm still awake and my parents aren't home and I'm missing them already cause they're already on the plane for Mekah and I won't be seeing them till December so that's why I'm so depressed right now walaupon Don ada tapi dia sebok main game and ignoring me but it's okay cause I got a new desktop and now this PC is my baby, so padan la muka Don kan.




/sigh


ANYWAYYYY, untuk menghilangkan perasaan depressed ku ini....



SOMEONE BOUGHT A NEW PINK MP3 PLAYERRRRRRR THAT GOES VERY WELL WITH HIS PINK (sori brader, that's not Magenta as what you claimed) PHONGGGGG

 Ok, the picture doesn't do justice, but phong itu adalah berwarna pink yang sungguh phinkkkk. Kalah aku. Phone aku pon berwarna maskulinnnnnn. HAHAHSHAJSAHSA

ANYWAY, siapakahhh tuan punya phong phink dan mp3 phinkkk ituuuuuu??????

Mr. MisteriNusantara!!!

AHAHHAJSAHSHJAHAHJDHADJHAHAHDJHAHD

Identiti sebenar terpaksa di rahsiakan di atas sebab sebab tertentu. (ekceli, aku terpaksa, sebab nanti dia marah hahahajshajshahah)

Anyway, thank you for the fun day dan aku tau kau terseksa melayan aku, tapi.....ehh, tak kisah la kan! Asal aku bahagiaaa!! Hahahaha (but I know you enjoyed it as well! HAHAJHAHA)

*geek snort*

When noble intention turned into a dramatic encounter...

 

LOL

So yeah, I wanted to do ONE NOBLE THING on my birthday, and since I've never donated blood before and I KNOW there are people out there that need it, and plus, there's a blood donation drive going on @ my office... so why not righttt??

Plus, it's the perfect gift for myself.

But I didn't know I'm just THAT FRICKING scared of blood, man! I mean I always knew I'm somewhat scared of the sight of it, but I didn't know it would be THAT BAD!!!

I mean when they first tested my "qualification and fitness", I even squirmed because I was SOOO SCARED!!! I mean it was ONLY A FEW DROPS RIGHT???
 

 I know I'm such a wuss! You can barely see where the needle poked through!!

SO I fainted WHILE donating, and the nurse had to stop the blood flow. LOLOLOL.

At first, all I felt was numbing sensation on my arm, and nausea, and dizziness.. but I was more concerned on the numb LOL. So I called the nurse over:

Me: Nurse..is numb arm normal in this procedure?
Nurse: *turns over to look at me* Oh My God..you are sooo pale! We need to stop this. Alia?
Me: *fainted oredy*

HAHAHAH..

The doctor even came and checked my pulse and did other shit that I seriously don't remember, and I had to be monitored FOR AN HOUR!! LOLOLOL I mean normally the whole process only takes for about 20 mins right! But not meee na uh!

AN HOUR!!

Anyway, yeah, my family is very the kurang ajar for not believing in me, but whatever, they were right. LOL

I guess family knows best huh!

 

I seriously do NOT DARE to take this handyplas off YET!! I almost fainted again when the nurse took the cotton swab off to replace it with this handyplas!! LOLOLOL!

Thank you for the early birthday present

SHORT UPDATE and uhh..shorter hair.

LOL

I cut my hair again.
Yeah, I just HAD to cut my hair again cause I wasn't happy with my hair! Though I've cut it short previously (bob) but still boleh rasa (and see!) the damage.

So this time around, I've decided to cut it SUPAAA short cause I figured "hey, what else can go wrong" and to end my hair binge FOREVER! (oklah, not forever).

I mean rather than being super annoyed all the time and nag to everybody around me about how I hate my hair, might as well just cut it all away and eventually shut up about it la kan!

HAHAHAHAHHA

I've gone from 3 different hair styles in just over a period of 2 fricking weeks. Not to mention how much I've wasted lah...kan senang kalau aku potong mcm ni dari dulu je.

Anyhow, this is by far, the most shortest I've gone EVER. Plus, it's puffier on the top side, which magically elongates my round face (oklah, illusion only).

The upside (lol, pun intended) of the new hairdo?

• No more complaints about my damaged hair. 
• Head feels so fricking light (oklah, this is just psychological effect)
• I shaved another 5 years off my age!! (according to my mom and my grandma)...I dunno whether this is true or not, but hopefully it is!!! 

/PEDOPHILES WINK

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


But the downside of it:

• I'll look like a pengkid if I don't dress up well
• I'll look like amah if I don't dress up well
• I'll....hmm...I think that's all lah!! HAHAHAH

....yeah which explains why I had to put on a hint of makeup on that picture.

Crap, no more laziness.

Iklan radio yang amat annoying

Haha....ok random drawing, but I just couldn't stop rolling my eyes bila aku dengar iklan ni kat radio!!!

I mean WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL, sooo fricking annoying!!

6:30...NOT!

HAHAHAHAHA..

hahaha...oklah, he didn't actually forget about me, he just FORGOT to tell me he HAD A LATE MEETING!

Oklah, no biggie, it's okaayyyy, saya sedar...saya hanya menumpang.....*sila baca dengan nada simpati*

HAHAHAHAHA

Justin Bieber

I just HAD to post this...

.....a VERY WITTY response from my Oh So That's Why He's So Famous 's blog entry...

On a fine Sunday morning....

Yeah....that's my father....

My mom is hilarious!

LOLOLOL

She didn't realize she was touching the wall instead of the machine!
It was hilarious cause she kept on touching the same wall a couple of times hoping the gate would open!