Insult

Woh, I spent like 3 jam depan laptop sebab nak letak komik-komik tu kat sidebar. Nak kaler lagi, nak edit lagi. Nak letak code lagi. Nak itu nak ini. Things would be much easier kalau aku ada photoshop dalam laptop ni. Nak kaler gambar website lain, nak letak text kat website lain, macam macam website aku pegi ok.

Secara ringkasnya, I'm a very resourceful person la.

Hahah!

I oso made my header tukar-tukar. Setiap kali refresh, tukar header lain. Yay! Ok lah, walaupon tak banyak choices (4 je!) but at least tak der lah bosan tengok header yang sama je kan. Cheh, macam lah korang tengok header je pon kan.

Content = everything.

Kosmetik kosmetik ni bonus je kan?

Eh lantak lah, my template makes up for the lack of substance dalam my contents (wah, cara cakap macam lah template ni cantik sangat haha).


Anyway, I appreciate all your comments on my Irony entry. Mula mula ingat nak reply, tapi macam dah jadi karangan PMR pulak, berjela-jela, baik aku terus summarize kan kat entry yang baru kan.

Tak sangka most of you feel the same way too, and tak sangka jugak I have silent readers. Haha.

I know I may sound ignorant dan selfish, tapi selama ni memang aku rasa aku sorang je yang sakit hati dengan orang-orang yang bermulut cabul macam tu. Maybe lah aku ni extra gebu dari most of you and tak selawa korang, sebab tu bila kena caci physically, terguris jugak lah hati.

I oso know jugak, there's no other way to deal with it selain daripada ignore. Lantak kau la labu kau nak cakap apa. Tapi I'm just a normal human being, born with perasaan. Dalam ignore ignore tu pon, kadang-kadang terasa jugak.

Tapi what to do, takkan aku nak tetiba lempang tamparan sakti kat diorng kot?

PANG! FEEL THAT BITCH! WAS THAT PAINFUL ENOUGH? WELL MAKE THAT 100x MORE WHEN YOU INSULTED ME.

Hahaha....ok saiko betul aku ni.

But betullah, I don't believe violence is the solution to all problems, tapi kalau aku tempeleng sekor, mesti lepas tu dia fikir 100 kali bila nak mengutuk aku kan. Hahahah

And plus, it gives me kepuasan macam makan nasik 4 dulang (haha apakah?)

I've also overheard (and being complained to) orang orang yang kurus ni kena kutuk.

"Kedingnya kauuu"

"Hoi bulimic patient! Meh sini!"

I mean what the fuck? That's another way of insulting jugak kau tak tau ke.

Serupa jugak kalau kau cakap

"Gemoknya kauuu"

"Hoi gemok! Meh sini!"

Bunyi kurang ajar kan??

Apa kau ingat diri kau tu perfect sangat ke sampai mulut tak der insurance?

I know mesti lepas ni ada manusia celaka akan fikir/komen "if you know you're fat, why don't you do something about it and stop complaining. It's all what fat people do, complain complain complain".

Well I've got one thing to tell you.... SCREW YOU.

You don't know kalau we've been eksersaising or not. You don't know kalau we've cut our carb intake or not. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHETHER WE HAVE MADE AN EFFORT OR NOT.

I can complain WHILE dieting. Mungkin sebelum aku start whining tu aku baru habis exercise. Kau tak tau kan. So I can retort your statement then you'd look like an idiot.

Mungkin jugak orang tu ada penyakit (bulimia, anorexia, excessive lemak) mana kau tau? Walaupon they've done so much to lose/gain weight, pastu tetiba ada nyamok spit that comment.

Tak ke sakit hati?

But that's not the point here, aku bukan marah sebab aku gemok atau kurus, aku marah sebab these people don't know how to communicate. Mulut laser.

You don't have the political correctness to talk to people.

Tak tau ke it's insulting kalau kau cakap macam tu? Regardless lah kalau kau gelak-gelak lepas tu and the victim pon gelak sekali. But that doesn't mean that we gelak sebab lawak kau kelakar. It means that wow it hurts but we don't want to elongate our discussion and I just want to move on to another subject and wow you're an idiot.

Paham?

Boleh imagine kalau kau cakap "u makan nasi 10 kali sehari ke uhuhuhuh" masa kau interview kerja? Kau rasa interviewer panel tu nak kasi kau kerja? It's INSULTING.

I don't get it kenapa kau rasa you can pull that so-called-joke outta your ass. And bukan nak cakap apa lah, tapi hanya orang yang tak berpelajaran je yang suka buat 'lawak' berunsurkan physical orang.

So are you saying that you're uneducated?

Haha, tetiba ada gambar ni. Ok apa, at least ada gambar untuk melegakan fikiran..haha..