Saturday, December 20, 2014

Psycho Alia

Eeee rasa macam sakit hati pulak hari ni.



I dunno if I've said this before, but Don adalah sungguh rapat dgn kakak iparnya.
Rapat is not really the best word to describe, tapi mcm ala ala best friend forever gituu.

Kadang kadang gaduh sampai tak bercakap
Tapi lepas tu baik baik semula.

Sumpah mcm BFF.

Anyway, since they work together in the family business, so dia selalulah call/msg Don.
Sometimes about work, sometimes dia just nak bitching/mengadu to him.

I mean I don't have a problem about it, sebab I trust him. I also trust her.

Tapi paling tak boleh blah, orang orang kat sini ada lah jugak syak wasangka, cakap cakap belakang about them.

(Ingat Melayu je ke yg cakap belakang? haha noooo, omputeh pun sama je perangai syaitooooonnirroojim)

So anyway, SIL ni baru lahirkan anak, and since we all know about what ppl bisik bisik belakang tabir, Don selalulah buat joke yg mcm haroom,


"Don't you think the baby looks just like me???"

"That's my kid right there"


Kurang ajaq tau.

I'd laugh at his dumb jokes, tapi mata mcm dah berkaca-kaca.

hahahahaha

saikosis kan aku.

Since we don't hide anything in our relationship, and since we both agreed that if you have to say something, just say it, tak de hints hints, so I told him that I'm uncomfortable of him saying that.

Oleh disebabkan dia respect his psycho wife's request, dia pun stop.



Di pendekkan cerita (eh, cerita mmg dah panjang dah pun!), today I saw this on my FB timeline:




One of his distant family members said this!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Sedihhh tauuuu

Lagi sedih sebab his brother (SIL's husband) is only Don's half-brother
So tang mana gene kuat tuuu

His bro looks like his biological father more

So the chances of this baby looks like both of them (Don and his bro) is so slim!
Unless if they think that Don and SIL are you-know-what!!

Jahat tau manusia manusia ni!
Membuatkan mata Alia berkaca-kaca!


I dunno how these ppl think that she looks like Don! Aku tgk mcm muka both of her parents je!


Is this normal? I mean I'm not saying that he's cheating on me ke apa, but this feeling, this green monster feeling that I have...is this normal?

How to deal with this stupid jealousy ahhhhhh

Is this my hormones telling me that we need to make babies ASAP?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


I know I'm being stupid, tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii




(ayat tergantung)

Friday, December 19, 2014

Pigging out


Post tak de faedah untuk hari ini:


Pigging out.


Specifically, makan cikedis from our xmas stockings.

Makan junk food/makanan tak berkhasiat (chewah) is one of my old bad habits that I've finally managed to control.

So time time holidays ni mmg memerlukan self-control yg amat kuat.





Amik kauuuu
Melantak mcm apaaa daaahhh




His grandma stitched his name







He wanted to show his t-shirt that I bought from Cambodia.



Chilling by the fireplace uols
Fefeling omputeh japs. 

hahahahaha





I only eat chocolates once every 2 (or 3) month. Kalau makan pun, kena control brapa byk makan. Max can eat is 1 bar of kitkat (or half a bar of mars/snickers/etc)

I don't eat ice creams anymore. Which is a miracle for me sebab tak kempunan, cause I really LOVE ice creams. Dulu, kalau stop gas station, mesti beli eskrem.

I don't eat keropok, chips and semua yg seangkatan.
I mean, mmg dari dulu I hardly eat them pun, sebab I don't like the messiness kat tangan. Hahahah.
Dasar pemalas nak basuh tangan afterwards.

Rice is only consumed every other day. Ni fully depends on kerajinan nak masak nasik. hahaha
Kalau Don nak nasik goreng, baru tu ler tanak nasik.

Jaga portions. I usually skip breakfast, sebab mak walrus ni bangun tengah hari. Hahahah
So bila lunch, usually makan sandwiches or left overs. And since tak makan breakfast, portion is small. Depa kat sini are not big on lunches. Selalunya diorg makan salad or buah je.
Kalau aku makan salad or buah je, mesti mati menggelupur.

Over here, we eat a lot of beans. So for dinner, beans ganti rice (with the exception of black beans and rice). Or if there are no beans, we use potatoes.

Oh potatoes.
This one I kenot escape.
Dah boleh idup tanpa nasik, potatoes pulakkkkk yg ganti tempat nasikk

Almost every dish ada potatoes.
Usually baked potatoes.
I don't put butter on mine and I usually cut the whole potato in 2. Sebab tak boleh habis.

I used to eat cheese everyday since I got here. Tapi lately, dah pandai tolak tepi. hehehehe
Don ni jahat, bila dia make me a plate, dia siap paksa makan a slice of cheese, sebab makanan tak sedap tanpa cheese katanya.

Tapi lepas tu, dia la yg membebel paksa aku exercise.

Speaking of exercise, I'd make an effort to jog/walk an hour daily. Nasib baik theyolls ada treadmills, idok je aku menggigil kesejukkan di luar ituuww

1 hour of jogging = I'd burn about 320cal

Tapi kadang kadang tu, saja je buat buat lupa nak exercise.

hjahahahahahaha

Sumpah perangai mcm setan.

Tapi lepaas tu rasa guilty, then mula la rasa gendut (walaupun mmg dah gendut).

Then I'd make an effort to jog 2 hours on the next day.



Fuh.

I know these are not much, I mean I know I should have been doing more (eg: exercise more, perhaps more than just jogging), but I'm slowly making progress.

Walaupun muka masih serupa ikan buntal, tapi seluar seluar yg sedia ada sekarang ni dah tak muat uols.
Mak kena beli baru.

Wardrobe overall katanya.


Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Umum atau 18SX?



I dunno if I should keep my blog U or not...sebab sejak dah kawen ni, tangan mmg gatal sgt nak cakap pasal benda benda 18SX

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Tapi takut uols muntah siap cherry berry hijau pulak nanti

Also, takut family baca. habes sakit jantung mak apak aku di Malaysia tuuuuu hahahahahahahaha

Or kawan family yg baca blog ni (you know who you are!) jadi tukang report ke my family pulak



hahahaha bunyi mcm aku bukak kilang porno je kan

Tak lah. Porno kecil kecilan je. Paling gempak pon atas counter je.

HAHAHSJAHSJAHDSJAHDJAHFDJAHFGJAHGJSHGAS

Hahahahahaha shit la. Aku type, aku yg gelak bersungguh sungguh.

Macam mana nak jadi erotica writer ni.

Hmmm tak pe lah, abaikan cita cita nak jadi penulis skrip porno tu.



Anyway, hello uols!
Apa khabar?
Uols behave tak semasa kehilangan I?
Jgn la noti noti ye, Xmas nak dekat dah, nanti tak dpt hadiah!

hahahahahah

Speaking of Xmas, tahun ni aku first time nak celebrate Xmas. So agak bersungguh sungguh lah MIL beli xmas tree yg real (before this diorg beli plastik je, senang nak kemas katanya)

Since this will be my first time, aku pun beriya iya la tanya Don what should we get for the siblings and nieces and nephews and all that.

Sekali nak tau apa dia cakap?


"We shouldn't be celebrating Christmas. It's a Christian holiday and we're not Christians"


Pangg.
Tamparan reality kena sebijik di pipi.


Hahahahaha
Tapi dia tak de la sampai extreme nak halang. So at the end dia cakap



"Just as long as you're only celebrating it for the sake of just a celebration, no more than as you celebrate Thanksgiving or 4th of July, then it'll be fine" 



Dia cakap lagi, xmas nowadays dah jadi mcm a holiday celebration je. Most people don't associate religion with the celebration.

MIL pulak asyik la tanya, kat Malaysia tak celebrate xmas ke, etc etc.

Adoi.

I told her la, yes we do, it's just my family doesn't.

Lagi la dia excited nak beli itu ini, stocking stuffers lah, hadiah la, etc.

Oh btw, I have my own stocking now! Hahahaha

Ala, you know, those stockings that they gantung atas fireplace tuuuuuuu
Cuma tak sempat nak letak nama lagi.
Selalunya the grandmas yg jahit nama, but since both of his grandmas aren't around anymoreeeeee.....


Anywaaaaayy

This is our xmas tree!

I love the fact that it's not super colorful and all!
Aku ni boring orangnya, I like my tree to be classy. Hahahahah





What's so special about this is that, all of the ornaments belong to Don's grandparents. So mmg design lama lama weh!






And of course, the star of the show (on top of the tree) is this little guy.
Don made it when he was a kid!

I remember this so well sebab everytime during xmas, his mom will upload their xmas tree and will talk about this lil dude here.

I think sejak Don made this angel dude, diorg guna utk the star of the tree.

Nostalgik kaaannn




And he made this too.

Tulisan tak berubah dari kecik sampai sekarang. Hahahahah


Anyway, I don't have anything else to say now. (Malas sebenarnya) hahahaha
Nah, random pictures as usual.

Timeline tunggang terbalik ye.



Nah, gambar kami. Walaupun blurry.



Masa ni rasa mcm "WAHHH BERGAYANYA AKUUUU"

hahahahahahahahaha saikosis.




"I love the sunnnn" katanya.

Penat aku nak lari dari matahari, dia bersungguh sungguh nak matahari.



THANKSGIVING 2014







WISHBONE TRADITION



"Focus...."




"You gotta focus....focuss"




Focus pun focus laaa, apa apa si gigi jongang ni menang cause I've got the bigger piece.



Victory picture.





DYED MY HAIR PURPLE









HALLOWEEN 2014



Don's halloween costume



My costume.







I blend in with the kids.

I'm so short, man.


That's how the costume looks like underneath the cape.

Sila abaikan muka tonyok tu.
I was super tired.



Ok bai.

hahah.
Macam biasa, Ending tak de climax

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Rude


I don't have any topic to write (asyik tak de topik je kau ni Alia)

But I wanna mention this....




Mula mula rasa macam serba salah. 
Tapi fikir balik, eh, apasal pulak nak rasa bersalah! 
She was the rude one! 
Tiba tiba muncul tak bagi salam bagai, mintak follow Instagram dia.


I mean I don't care la if you want to advertise your page, but at least tekan loceng dulu boleh?
Imagine kau nak jual Tupperware from houses to houses, takkan kau terus serbu rumah customer kan??!
Mesti la tekan loceng dulu, kasi salam, tanya "mak ada tak?" 
Then baru la nak keluarkan your ayat marketing, or MLM or whatever.

So back to this woman, walaupun dia tak kenal aku, nor aku kenal dia, she could have just said something RELATED to my picture kan! Which has something to do with my birthday. 

Kot ye pun, cakap la "Happy birthday! Jom follow IG saya!"
Or kalau aku letak gambar kucing ke, cakap la "Comelnya kucing you! Jom follow IG saya!"
Or kalau aku letak gambar makanan "Sedapnya makanan you! Jom follow IG saya!"

Get what I mean??
Tak de la orang menyampah sangat.

Even kalau kau guna bot ke apa, kasi mass message, you can program it to say something nicer/welcoming!

I mean I'm doing you a favor here, I'm teaching you how to get your bakal customers NOT to hate you. 

Sekian.
Pesanan khidmat masyarakat.





Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Stockholm Syndrome


Hangat betul isu anjing kat Facebook sekarang ni.

I don't want to dwell on it here, sebab buat apa? Rugi masa je. Kalau aku tulis essay 10 pages on why touching dogs won't make you less of a Muslim pun, I will NEVER change their mind.

People have their own opinions.

I have mine.

Aku akui, sometimes my opinions don't cross path with yours, tapi tak de la pulak aku nak kecam, ugut your safety.

Aku tak de la nak category kan diri ni sebagai "dog lover" ke "cat lover" ke "animal lover".
In fact, I don't like pets at all.

AHHAHA

Leceh nak basuh taik suma.

Anyway, my point here is that, I have no qualms if you don't like dogs, but what gets me the most is that how much of a hypocrite these people are!

Their whole idea of "protesting" the campaign was because they think it was a deliberate move from the "liberal Muslims" to...I dunno...liberalize Islam? And that was an insult to the clerics. And while chanting "I am the true Muslim, I am a pious Muslim" they have the audacity to threaten/insult anyone who has a different view from them!

Hoi kata alim sangat, siap nak menegakkan Islam bagai, tapi mulut macam najis!



Sikit sikit nak bunuh.
Sikit sikit nak bakar.
Sikit sikit "kecik-kecik tanak mati".


Please lah.

If you think you're so pious (mesti la bajet alim ye tak? Kalau tak, takkan la asyik copy paste petikan ostad A, ostazah B kan?) then why the hell would you wish someone to die?!

Because that someone likes dogs?


OH NO! YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER NOW BECAUSE HE LIKES DOGS!







Not quite huh?
Kau mati ke kalau dia suka anjing?



I admit, I've been so upset over this and I've been ranting on my FB.
Marah sangat dengan sesetengah individu kat Malaysia ni.

And tang-tang tu jugak la ada malaun yg wished me dead.

I mean who the hell cares la kan apa dia nak cakap, aku bukannya kenal dia pun. Mutual friends pun jiran masa duduk kampung dulu.

Her comment didn't upset me, but what upset me the most is when my OWN FRIENDS liked that comment.

Aku tak tau la apa motif diorg nak liked that comment, maybe sebab they think it was an absurd remark, or maybe........they just agreed with her.

But regardless, thank you for showing me your true colors.
Now I know whom I should consider as real friends and back-stabbing friends.

It also upsets me because I get that feeling that my family thinks I'm ignorant, or corrupted, or whatever just because I think like a progressive Muslim does.....rather than an orthodox Muslim.

Which apparently they are.



It upsets me because I think humans should do good to each other, and not trying to convert, or kill each other.

It upsets me because I think we should embrace knowledge and technology, rather than being cocooned in a dogmatic conservative ideology.

It also upsets me that, from this recent event, I know Malaysia WILL NEVER progress. Malaysia needs more thinking Muslims, instead of mindless obedient zombies. We need to liberate ourselves from the chains of the religious authorities.

People keep on saying "guna akal untuk tentukan yg mana baik dan yang mana buruk"

Then why won't you use the same akal to ACTUALLY think for yourself, instead of being told what to think.




I know I have a lot of haters, and I'm gonna get even more after this post.
Because these "holier-than-thou" people, will never change.

Stockholm Syndrome at it's best.





Monday, October 20, 2014

Layout


"You're messing with your blog's layout again? How many times has it been since you got here?!"

"Eh, sukahati la"





hahahaha 

Ok mestilah la aku tak jawab macam tu kan...
Haippp. Dosa.


But yeah, I've changed it again. Sebab I wanted a 2-column layout. 
Senang nak tepek widget kat situ.

And I wanted a layout yg tak de jump links/summary.
Ala, yg kena tekan "read more" baru dapat baca the whole entry.
Cause kalau aku jumpa blog yg ada read more tu, mmg aku tak read more lah kan.
Aku terus blah.

hahahahahahaha

Eee jahatnya aku ni.

But seriously, I mean sure they look nicer/neat, tapi aku ni gelojoh. Nak baca sambil scroll scroll.
Tak nak tekan tekan. 

Eh.
Banyak songeh.


Anyway, aku ada tepek a few links kat tepi tu. I usually don't tepek links sebab I have my own bookmarks, tapi ntah, I just felt like doing it. 

Tetiba rasa rajin.

So kalau ada muka korang kat tepi tu..........hahahahahahahaha too bad!

HAHAHAHAHSJAHS



Hmmmm, bila tengok balik layout ni, rasa cluttered pulak.

Adoi.

Nothing satisfies me. 

Except for.......................dot dot dot.


HAHAHAHAHAHA tempting rasa nak tulis pasal 18SX (sebab dah kawen kan! HAHASJHAHSAJ) tapi rasa mcm tak appropriate pulak.

Kot kot ler, ada antara korang yg umur 18 ke bawah ke....


Eh tak mungkin.
Teenagers zaman sekarang mana main blogging.

Semua stock intagram dengan Facebook je.

Patut ler bila tulis karangan, essay hancus.

Eh?



Ok bai.

HAHAHAHHA

"Commissioned" art

Hai guys

Not gonna be long, because my stomach is unsettled.
Tadi berebut toilet dengan laki.

Tengah syiok syiok berak, dia asyik la ketuk pintu.
Terus tak smooth process pembuangan.

hahahahaha

Sat lagi nak ketuk pintu toilet, sebab aktiviti terbantut!

Ew.
Jijik betul kau ni Alia.


On another non-disgusting note, I've received a few requests from people to make/draw them something, tapi I always decline, sebab rasa tak competent.

I mean I have no prior experience in illustration.
Aku background IT engineering. Last amik art masa Form 3. Ha ha ha.
So I have NO IDEA how things work in the creative department.
Takut hasil kerja tak menepati criteria/citarasa.

Kalau korang tanya pasal network performance utilization, aku tau ler...
(eh, jgn tanya, sebab dah lupa. HAHAHA)

Anyway, I draw pun sebab I enjoy doing it. I don't know whether I can afford to make it as a career.

I mean don't get me wrong, I WOULD LOVE to draw you something, but I guess I'm just scared of rejection.

LOLOL

Saiko. Macam mana nak maju kalau tak boleh terima kritikan



Anyway, my sister just opened a new small online business, and since I can't do anything physically cause I'm half way across the world from her, I figured I could draw her something!

She needed a logo for her FB page, so I made her this:


As well as her cover photo:




I'm no expert in Photoshop, so I drew everything on my iPad LOL

Rasa-rasanya boleh masuk portfolio tak?
HAHAHAHAHAH


Anyway, please do support her page ok! Dia jual childrens goods.
She will have more products once she has established a market!

If you could be so kind, you can just click "LIKE"!
I've also linked her page on my sidebar there!

Thank you so mucho yaaaa!



Thursday, October 2, 2014

Videos of Las Vegas (Hari tu lupa nak upload)

Wow lamanya tak update.

Nah, video seketul dua

In front of our hotel.
Ada orang main music guna tong plastik je uols.
Mak impressed.

Sila abaikan suara iols yg annoying tahap gaban tu.
I dunno la, bila dgr suara sendiri je, rasa nak tampar diri sendiri. Hahaha



Hoover Dam.
Panas gilosssss
Rasa mcm tak boleh napas




Remember that I said canopy tu jadi TV gabak bila malam?
Ha ni la yg aku maksudkan tu


Anyway, sila enjoice dgn videos ini sementara aku nak korek otak for another ilmiah entry.

LOL. pernah ke blog entry aku ni berilmiah