Saturday, August 30, 2014

Urut batin, lelaki bogel dan amoi urut

I've been noticing the trend of keywords yg masuk ke blog ni.
Almost 99% of the keywords that directed to my blog, semua nya bertema kan seksual.



Sex-crazed/deprived Malaysians.

I dunno why I'm doing this, but I felt the need to menguulas a few points (LOL tak de keja)....


1.
It took me a while to figure out that the hell "b2b massage" is...
Rupa rupanya body-to-body massage.

Ni nak tanya sikit, selalunya b2b massage ni will end with  a "happy ending" ke?

Sucky sucky five dolla?

Kalau amoi tu tetek londeh boleh selempang atas bahu, pun acceptable?
Eh ke owner massage parlor cuma hired amoi cun cun je?
And can you choose which one you'd like?
And can you choose what type of service you'd like?

Eh tanya macam interested pulak...
HAHAHAHAH



2.
Rata-rata org org yg google benda alah ni, tak reti eja "VIDEO"



3.
"Mak knk rogol..."

Ok I have 2 assumptions on this:

One: Mak KANAK (kanak) rogol oleh tukang urut
Which is ....aku tak tau nak cakap apa, Sbb aku tak paham. LOL

Two: Mak KENA rogol oleh tukang urut
....you want to watch/read about a MOTHER kena rape?? What?

LOL apa aku merepek ni.



4.
Apparently being raped is a famous sexual fantasy.

Because it's so repulsive?

Oh wait, I know, because you want to feel wanted really bad.

Also, if your fantasy is about RAPING someone, then...wow. You have some seeeeerious issue.



Anyway, I'm sorry if you came into my blog and didn't find anything.....

Nah, I made you something, so that your effort for clicking my URL tak sia-sia.......










Seksi tak mak??


HAHAHAH.


Eh, kata masuk my blog...ibu walrus la aku lukis!
Takkan nak lukis model slim melim kot?
Tak padan dgn environment blog gituuu


hahahahahahaha


Anyway, thank you for coming in. I hope you didn't come too quickly!

4 comments:

  1. "I hope you didn't come too quickly!" LOL!

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  2. amboi macam kiut kiut pulak rumah baru dengan polkadot polkadot.

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    1. Mengikut ciri ciri blog owner kan...kiut kiut gitu.
      hahahahaha

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