Kucing Gemok mok mok

Kucing ni kucing liar.
Tapi suka lepak kat kawasan perumahan sini, sebab ramai orang kasi dia makan
Aku tak tau jenis kucing apa, sbb ekor dia agak lebat dan badan agak besar, mcm maine coon
Tapi I dunno lah. Maybe mixed.

Eh.
Kenapa tetiba cakap pasal kucing ni.
Aku ni dah la tak gemar sgt dgn kucing.

Maybe sbb aku tak suka kucing sbb depa ni garang lah. Suka cakar.
Nak mandi, cakar. Terpijak ekor sikit, cakar. Nak gomol gomol perut, cakar.

Pastu malas. Haha suka tido je
Then most kucing ni tak acknowledge you. Mcm tak boleh nak panggil panggil dia, tak boleh nak suruh dia guling guling, or play dead, or go fetch something.

Tak mesra katanya.

Maybe that's why I'd prefer dogs kot.
Tapi maybe la bukan big dogs.
Tapi kan, most big dogs (bukan liar) are sooooo good
They're the most manja type of dogs around!
Tapi maybe jugak depa manja sbb owner kat sebelah kot.

Haha dunno lah.

Tapi the most annoying dogs yg aku rasa nak bunuh diri, kalau anjing tu menyalak tak henti henti.
Selalunya small dogs yg suka menyalak bagai nak gila ni. Especially chihuahua.

OMGGG plsssss laaaa annoying nak mampossssssssssss

Eh tapi tak de la sampai nak dera binatang tu kan.

I don't hurt animals. I only hurt stupid people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok bai.

Fat Cat 1

Anna: *pets cats*
Anna: *blows hand* I'm allergic to cats
Don: Wha--then why the fuck did you pet the cat?!
Anna: I love cats

Anna: If we get a dog, since we call her Mack, we're gonna call the dog "cheese"
Anna: I want a huskie, but if we're naming it "cheese", we're gonna have to get a yellow dog, and I was like "I'm not gonna get one of those lab (golden retriever)
Don: ..lemme say this..not all cheese is yellow. Cheeses can be white

Alia: Look at that cat man!
Don: It's just a cat "WOW A CAT! WE DON'T GET 'EM IN ASIAN TOWN!"

Alia: What do you call this cat? I mean it has a name right?
Don: I dunno..I call it "get the fuck outta here"
Alia: I mean Melody calls it...(something), it has a name
Then mom comes out from the house....Mom: Get out of my yard!
Don: See? That's his name

Fat Cat 2

Mom: I like Asians
Don: I like black people
Don: You know I was just being a socially awkward white guy next to a socially white woman. "I like Asians" well I like black people

Don: Video's over
Comes up to me and tries to grab the ipad
Don: Paparazzi 

A glimpse of Don.
That's how he is though...most of the times.
Macam mana hari hari tak menaga?
Hahah