Masa kemas kemas store 2 bulan lalu (haha, ni mmg throwback habis dah ni), terjumpa la satu box of gambar gambar lama.
Bertaburan pictures dlm box tu, mom cakap, kenkonon nak ganti album, tu yg dia keluarkan semua gambar tu, tapi sebab kemalasan melanda, mmg sampai 8 tahun la gambar tu bertaburan kat situ.
Anyway, what really caught my jakun-ness was this book:
Report kad sekolah!
Dari tadika sampai la 10th grade
Ada 2 buku, satu Don punya, satu adik dia punya.
Anna punya buku tak de gambar, so mcm ala ala sendu. Haha.
Tapi Don punya......wahh! Menarik kalbu kain kelambu!
Meh kita tengok satu per satu ye!
Alolololo omey nyeeee dia niiiii
He was 6 years old masa ni.
1991, kira 7 tahun la, masuk darjah 1. Tapi sebab dia lahir akhir tahun, so he was still 6.
Lagipun diorg kat sini masuk darjah 1 masa umur 5 - 7 years old
Tapi commonly umur 6 tahun la.
Lagipun diorg kat sini masuk darjah 1 masa umur 5 - 7 years old
Tapi commonly umur 6 tahun la.
Anyway, depa kira umur ikut bulan. Bukan ikut tahun mcm kat Mesia.
Kiranya I'm still 29 lahhh, walaupun akhir tahun ni dah nak masuk tiga polohhhhh
(tapi perangai mcm budak derjah 6)
Darjah 2.
Hoh. Dengan mullet pun masih comel.
Tapi aku rasa dia comel di mataku sbb aku ni kan biased.
Mesti la nak puji laki sendiri kan. Haha
Oh lupa nak kasi tau, kalau perasan, kat page tu ada pocket. Isi the actual report kad.
Hmm tak payah la aku keluarkan, academic progress masa darjah darjah ni tak payah nak bangga banggakan sangat. Memang kompom la semuanya "excellent" pastu ada bintang sampai empat poloh.
Darjah 3.
Adoi la, mullet tu masih melekat kat kepala
Tapi apa apa pun, abang la yg tercomel sekaliiiiii
Hak tuih.
Tetiba gatal nak panggil "abang"
Darjah 4.
hahahahaha muka takboleh blah
Pastu pergi sekolah baju mcm nak pergi pantai
Best gila tak de uniform.
bangun pagi gosok gigi boleh terus pergi sekolah.
Tak payah mandi pun.
Eh.
Memang tak mandi pun kan.
HAHAHAHA
BTW, "Don Miller" itu adalah tulisan dia, sampai sekarang tulisan mcm tu.
Cakar ayam ok.
I can write better with my right hand.
Chewaahhhh
Berlagak kau Alia. Sat lagi pegi mintak maap balik kat dia.
Oh masa ni dah masuk middle school.
Kenkonon dah "dewasa"
Tu yg tak de gambar. Tak glemer la letak gambar ye dok
Tu yg tak de gambar. Tak glemer la letak gambar ye dok
Eh fifth grade punya sheet ilang.
Anyway, ni saja nak tunjuk, nak ckp yg masa dia umur 11 tahun, he was already 5'1" uolssssssss
Aku ni umoq 29 tahun, baru mencecah 5'1"!
Uwaaaaa
Berat tu jgn cerita la.
85 lbs tu takat berat sebelah tetek je.
Oh ni lupa nak upload awal awal tadi.
At every grade, ada part ni. Dia suruh tulis new friends, hobi, cita cita (HAHAHA WRESTLER SGT!!)
But my point here is that, amboi amboiiiii, baru 2nd grade dah ada gerlprenddddd uolssss
Kelassss makjahhh
Hahaha ni nak story mori sikit.
Dedulu, masa memula couple, one of the first questions I asked him, was brapa ramai ex-gf dia ada
HAHAHAHAHAH
I know I know, stupid question.
But I was so insecure about myself back then, and I felt the need to ask him that.
Akal tak matang.
Sekali dia ckp "you want me to count since I was in 2nd grade??"
Terkejut lah la mak.
Betapa ramainya gf sampai tak terkira
Depa ni kan gf mcm pakai spender. Asyik tukar tukar.
Senang nya.
Meanwhile aku kat Mesia, nak dpt sekor jantan to LOOK AT ME pun payah!
Dia ni suka hati je nak main passing passing gf kan
Dia ni payah sikit kalau nak cerita pasal his ex-gfs. Whats past is past katanya.
Tapi kalau dgr dia start cita pasal ex-gfs dia, syiok gila weh. Rasa mcm dlm cita Hollywood.
Ada yg cinta tak kesampaian (LOL)
Ada yg mati accident
Ada yg cheated on him
Ada yg dari jadi gf abang dia, tetiba nak menggatal dgn dia
Fuh byk lah!
He did a lot of stuff that I don't think it's appropriate for me to mention here.
Memula I couldn't accept it la (masa memula kapel), I mean, homputeh kan, apa yg korang tgk dlm movies tu, mcm tu jugak la lifestyle diorg.
Tapi masa tu he didn't know me, we haven't met each other, so I really have no say. It's not my place to tetiba nak mengamok of what he did YEARS before he met me.
Tu baru la namanya ultimate saikosis.
Sekarang dah selamat pun jadi suami den.
Alhamdulillah.
Hahaaa
hahaha..alia..kelako kot don muda mudi dulu.. okeh kat report kad usually kita guna gmbor paspot but overseas dun use the format.. janji ada muka dalam gmbor... tgk boleh je rambut panjang.. kat sini guru besor nampak harusla kena gonjeng rambut tu..
ReplyDeletetp best gak report kad mcm compilation cmni.. bley tgk perubahan kan..
well much agreed with don.. what is past.. is past.. dun judge a person from the past kan..
Ha, kat sini suka hati je nak pakai baju apa. Asalkan jgn "menjolok" mata (I'm using the term loosely here) sebab mini skirt is widely acceptable katanya!
DeleteAgaknya pakaian menjolok mata kalau aku pakai mini skirt kot....sapa yg tengok terus nak jolok bijik mata.
hahahahahaha
hahahaha~siap mention girlfriend dalam report card
ReplyDeletehaha aah, tu mak dia punya kerja la. Bangga kot anak ada gf. HAHAHA
DeleteWhenever my Bloglovin' prompt me that there's update from you, I would go "OOOOOHHH YEAAAAAAAAAA" Pathetic much *grief*
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA lawak la u ni! Malu aiii
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ReplyDeleteWakaka.. nak kena go on the hunt for hubby punya report card ni ... it's like opening a pandora box !! ... :p
ReplyDeleteYES YES!! pandora box!!! sila sila!! pastu kita share sesama!! ahahhaha
DeleteAku x boleh tahana rambut Mullet tuh! Zaman tu femes sangat. Tapi part paling kelakar bile kau kate pakai baju pegi sekolah mcm nak pegi pantai. Terbahak2 aku gelak! Kau saje kan.. Bagi kitorang keseronokan menggelakkan Don.
ReplyDeleteHey tak baik tau gelakkan suami ai....
DeleteHAHAHHAHAHA KIDDING! MARI LAH KITA GELAK SAMA SAMA!! hahahaha
tinggi aku diusia ini cuma 150cm okayh. kalau azzahra hospital, dia kira tinggi aku 149. hahahaha satu cm pn kedek la azzahra ni! emo tauuu.
ReplyDeletehsahahahahahaha kautau, aku selalu emo kalau cikgu sekolah tulis 1cm lebih rendah! mcm la it makes a diff kan! hahaha
DeleteOkay, rasa nak stalk samantha dekat facebook...hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH aku dah cuba..tp tak tau ghopa dia mcm mana..nanti aku stalk crush dia pulak. Dia ckp crush dia ni campuran Jepun + Hawaiian.
Deleteadoi, aku datang lagi blog mu....ketagihan pakah.....troma sket dgn mullet itu....
ReplyDeletehaha sila sila. Jgn muntah sudah! sbb blog ni penuh dgn kasih sayang! hahahahahaa
Deletecomelnya dia masa kecik. dah besar pun comel jugak haha.
ReplyDeleteehh rasa mcm nak stalk ex-gf dia. yeahhh because im saikosis like that heheh.