Friday, July 3, 2009

Bulu-less!

Masa kecik-kecik dulu, aku tak pernah paham kenapa mak suruh tolong cabut bulu ketiak. Rasa macam "apasal nak kena cabut? Ketiak ada bulu ke?" hahaha...mmg ignorant betul aku ni kan. Ye la, mentang mentang masa tu bulu tak der...bulu kaki pon halus je..haha.

Tapi everytime bila mak suruh cabut, aku kasi pelbagai alasan..apakah motifnya nak cabut bulu kat ketiak?? wahahha...anak yang teruk kan. Tapi mak lagi pandai, dia tau anak dia ni mmg mata duitan..dia kasi la upah..haha. Dengar je ada upah utk selehai bulu, terus bergegar dunia sebab Alia berlari-lari amik tweezer. Hhaahha!

Aku macam tak ingat samada mak betul betul kasi upah atau tak, sebab mak memang amat pandai men-trick. Haaa

Anyway, masa kecik mmg tak paham kenapa perempuan suka cabut bulu-bulu ni. Biar je la bulu tu melekat kat badan kan..buat apa nak susah susah. So aku macam berazam tanak cabut bulu...

.....sampai la aku confused..aku ni manusia ke gorilla??

Hahah...

Semenjak tu, tweezer mmg sentiasa ada dlm handbag..boley? kenkonon nak cabut bila ada masa...gila kau, takkan aku nak cabut bulu kaki/ketiak kat public koootttt?? Hahha...tapi I laike to pluck bulu kaki semasa menonton TV....ehh, buruknya perangai!

Tapikan, macam mana u all cabut bulu ketiak ah? Tengkuk aku sakit ah terteleng-teleng nak cabut. Then tangan lenguh nak kena angkat tinggi tinggi. Macam manaaa?? macam mana???

It's not that I wear sleeveless tops that I seriously need my armpit hair begoneee, and even if I did, lemak lemak tangan akan menggelebeh menutup bulu...hahahaha! But it's the feeling of hairless makes me feel...clean. Haa

I've tried everything yang mampu.

Hair removal cream...ni mcm tak berkesan pon..ke bulu ketiak aku tebal sangat?? Hahaha...

Shaving....this method was the best, tapi ia menghitamkan ketiak aku, so boooooo

Tweezing/plucking....I LOVE this, sebab aku suka the feeling masa bulu tu keluar dari skin (hahaha apakahhh??) but sebab ketiak jauh dari mata, so aku kena teleng..tu yang leceh...

Wax strip...babiks, I hate this, I used it and bila tarik, glue dia tertanggal ok, so melekat kat skin..so jadi satu hal pulak aku nak kikis..and when I put my arm down..melekit-lekit ok! Tobat!! Tanak guna dah!

I don't want laser shit sebab aku tidak mempunyai wang (obvious reason)..

A few weeks ago, I saw an ad about buang bulu INSTANTLY...




Cuma gosok dan POOF! bulu hilang! Wah, kagum, kalau tengok the iklan, macam immediately bulu hilang. haha. But hey, it's marketing, anything's possible la kan.

I was always perplexed by how this accomplishment was met with no pain. Being trained in the form of waxing and all other systems of hair removal, I couldn't see how it was possible. Macam, wah, tipu gila la! Obviously it's somesort of a sand paper, and I don't know about you guys, but I've actually tried sanding my own legs (haha, jangan tanya) and it hurt.

I was never eager to get it la, since I saw it on infomercial..meaning you have to dial the number la, jadah jadah, buang masa la. And then...I saw it kat Walmart..oh, I lap u Walmart, and it costs 17 dollars..wah, mesti beli!

So I decided to give it a test...and it worked! With NO pain! I have sanded my bulu away!! Yay! It's a fine sandpaper la, sebab tu tak rasa sakit. Tapi it gives you the feeling of instant result, tu yang syiok gila okkkk. Kau bayangkan kau tengok bulu kaki banyak gila, then you guna the product on one spot, in a few mins, you'll see a spotless patch among your hairy leg!!

Hahahahaha....

Ok ok, I love my smooth away, tapi I still want to feel the syiokness of plucking your hair away! (hahah, apakah, gila ka??)

Any other method?

5 comments:

  1. eeii...bestnya...tak payah nak susah2 shave bulu ketiak dah kalo ada mende nih..bila la nak sampai kat mesia nih...

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  2. tapi ada ingrown tak??????

    i still prefer waxing...not the cold wax ok, the hot wax.

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  3. owh aku ada baca pasal benda ni dkt dlm magazine ari tu, tapi cam takut gak nak try sbb dia tulis kat situ permukaan dia mcm sand paper.
    skarang ni aku pakai veet jer, tunggu 6 mins basuh bawah air :p
    tapi kadang2 ada yg tertinggal tu yg x syok.

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  4. pernah tgk yg sand ni kat mesia.. tp lupa di mana.. skang guna yg mcm tweezing gak..
    tp guna electric.. ader yg pki battery n pki direct AC. expensive.. tp of course la tahan lamer.. try la if u still want to feel the tweezing. :D

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  5. Anon: Ya, I have epilator tapi kat sini tak boleh guna, sebab AC power tak cukup ke apa ntahhhh. Adapter tak boleh jalan, so bila pakai, slow gila nak matiiiiiiii, wahhhhhh benci benci!

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