Blind date

A few days ago, I read about blind dates on Nad's blog. Hari tu nak berblog on that, tapi sebab ada manusia celaka buat hal soooo...(alasan semata-mata, padahal memang kes malas haha)

Hats off to Nad for her bravery and kesanggupan untuk mengharungi perangai-perangai bingai lelaki lelaki yang go on blind dates.

I wouldn't (EVER!) go for blind dates, no matter how desperate I am. Oklah I'm maybe generalizing but most Malaysian guys go on looks (oh, here we ago again), kalau aku pergi blind dates with local guys...wah, I'll give him 5 minutes to leave. Hahaha.

I have a lot of traits yang sungguh tak lady-like ok. Berangan-angan memuji diri sendiri perempuan ayu..tapi jauh panggang dari api ok! (eh betul ke idiom aku ni?).

I scare guys off easily. Mahu ke anda be around with a perempuan yang bermulut puaka and duduk terkangkang sambil membuat lawak bernas (haha, kena la kasi point up sikit, apakah mau kutuk diri sendiri je).

And I don't know how to be friends with Malaysian guys. You know la some lelaki Malaysia ni suka crack stupid/racist/sexist/har har sakit hati jokes. I don't get it, how is "fuyo, u makan 8 pinggan nasi sehari ke? hhahahah" funny?

I know some of them are not trying to be complete jerks (I think la), but if you're about pull a joke outta your ass..then you might want to think again. Is your joke sensible? Hurtful? ACTUALLY LOLFUNNY? Or just plain retarded?

I'm not saying yang lelaki Malaysia je buat lawak bodoh macam ni, yes, lelaki luar negara pon sama jugak, tapi tak pernah la lagi aku kena kutuk oleh diaorg. Setakat "your so fat" tu macam tak memberikan kesan apa-apa pon sebab cara ejaan pon gives me alot to think whether or not I want to lower myself to that tahap mentality (grammar nazi).

Eh, apa ni, tadi cerita pasal blind dates, sekarang kutuk pasal jantans pulak. Haha.

Oklah, sebelum aku dapat lagi hate mail "NO WONDER MALES DUN LIKE U. U FINK U IS SO GOOD/PRETTY LOLOL GO DIE MADEFAKERRRR" or mail yang seunsur dengannya, you might want to reread this entry. Please lah guna otak before you kasi email yg kenkonon bijaksana itu ok? Terima kasih. Haaaa

Ok kembali ke cerita blind dates (cerita tunggang terbalik!), aku juga takut untuk pergi ke blind dates sebab

1. Rejection is painful la duh
2. Tak sampai hati nak rejek orang, sebab I'm not a supermodel pon mau rejek rejek sesuka hati kan?
3. Takut kena rogol
4. Takut muka lelaki tu macam perogol bersiri
5. Takut kena bunuh (haha, imaginasi terlampau)
6. Takut he turns out to be one the the family members (wah, ini memang horror)
7. And some more lah malas nak fikir haha

But, kalau you're talking about this blind date, I'm up for it! No hal punya...haha