Keys and death. Whatta combination in day.

Semalam I had a very boring meeting and had to nudge my teammate cause he was falling asleep during the meeting though it wouldn't be such a big deal IF the venue was spacious. Also, I needed him to be alert on whatever questions that'll be asked for our portion. Matiler kalau dia tertidur and I'd be left with ums, aahs and eers.

So anyway, meeting habis half an hour earlier than my normal blue-collared curfew and I was thinking "wow, aku boleh balik awal". 

Happy sungguh you.

But aku terlupa, I went to work with apak...crap. Mesti dia busy.

So anyway, I gave him a call hoping that he can leave early though I wasn't really worried on that cause selalu je apak play hooky (dgn alasan dia pergi bernetworking dengan big bosses on the golf field).

He told me he's on his way back to the office sebab dia pergi workshop kereta ke apa ntah and he'll be arriving the the office lobby in 10 minutes.

Cool.

After 10 minutes, he arrived at the office and gave me the car keys sebab dia nak kena naik to his office kejap, nak amik barang.

Oklah, no hal, at least aku boleh duduk dalam kereta dengan AC full blast tahap puting beliung.

I unlocked the car, got into the driver's seat, turned on the engine, got out to sit on the passenger's seat, closed the driver's door and TUP.

Wait, what was that.....

OH SHITTTTTTTTT

MATILA AKUUUU

omaigod, I swear to you I was really panicking and when I started panicking, I started laughing and jadi tak tentu arah I guess it's my natural way to halt me from more err, panicking kot?

Anyway, I was soo kelam kabut and I mean manalah aku tau kereta tu akan auto-lock when the engine's running?!?!

I KNOW I shouldn't have called my dad cause he surely dia akan mengamok...but kalau aku tak call and he found out himself, lagilah dia mengamok!!!

If I give him a call first, at least he'll still be in his office and I wouldn't have to deal with face to face....

Calling apak.....

Me: ApaktadiAliabukakengineandIclosedthedoorskalidiaterusautolockedandnowimstuckoutheresomcmana *sila baca dgn sepantas kilat cause I swear thats how I sounded like*
Dad: What? tak paham
Me: keysdlmkeretaengineisstillrunningmcmmanamcmmana
Dad: I still don't get you *masa ni dia dah ada nada marah*
Me: *takes a deep breath* Alia. Terlocked. Myself. Outside. Kereta. Engine. Running.
Dad: Hah? Heh hah hah hah *omg aku tak tau mcm mana nak put his snickers into words, but when he does that, it could only mean 1 thing, dia adalah sungguh pissed off*
Me: *quickly suggests a solution, cause that's the only way how you deal with my dad* Ok tak pe, Alia call mak suruh bawak spare keys okbai *and also, don't talk too much, biar dia cool down dulu*

Matiler aku.


I mean I was really panicking bukan sebab apa, tapi sebab takut apak mengamok...hahah....


So anyway, I called mak and masa ni I was no longer in a shocked state, so I was coherent lah.


Urgh!!


Aku tak berani nak tinggalkan kereta walaupon aku tau nobody can curi the kereta sebab aku pon dah terlocked keluar kan!!


So I stood there leaning against the car and waited for mak.



She brought the keys from home and that took about 45 minutes!! God, I hate living in Subang...wait, I hate living in KL.

So long of wanting to balik awal kan. Last last aku jugak yang balik lambat.



Oh, I went home with mak btw, hahahaha...walaupon apak dah cooled off, but still, kalau tersilap cakap je, mesti kena balikkk, so it was better for me to balik dengan mak..hahahahahahaa

Mak told me yg dia pon sebenarnya tak tau yg the car will auto lock if the engine's running...hahaha....ok so we both learned our lesson.

Memang takkan aku lupakann saat saat genting sebegitu!!! Hahaha...

So we reached home and apak dah sampai like 5 minutes earlier.

Sampai sampai je aku nampak apak had his sleeves rolled up tengah squatting, and my little sister was holding a flashlight.

Apakah saiko adik aku ni nak guna flashlight sedangkan matahari ada lagi kan??

Then she looked at me and pointed to the shoe cabinet yang uzur itu. Aku tengok kat porch tu bersepah dengan kasut.

Aku pon tengok.....

OMG. BANGKAI KUCING OK.
DLM SHOE CABINET
oh shit, is that blood? 
OMG.
MY SHOES.
no wait, not my shoes phew.
but OMGBANGKAIKUCINGDLMALMARIKASUT.



The bau overwhelmed the house, omgggggggg. Patut ah selama ni aku terbau bau, but I thought sebab kaki kitaorg busuk sangat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But it turned out ada kucing mati dalam cabinet!!! Waddehel!!!!!!

Yeah, we don't utilize that cabinet btw, so dlm tu semua kasut yang jarang pakai and my mom and sisters have like gazillion of shoes in there.

Since kitaorg SEMUA amatlah penggeli and aku boleh muntah kalau imagine balik, nak tanak, apak kena lah buang and cuci cabinet tu...haha....lepas dah marah marah aku sebab aku tak sengaja terkunci kereta, and only to cme home and membuang bangkai kucing.

Crap.

It was so disgusting.


Of course at the end of the OHSOEVENTFUL day, I told Don everythinggggggg and the only thing he told me "EVERYONE in the right mind knows that you're not suppose to leave your car unattended if you have your car running!"

Yes yes dear, I know NOW. Pshhh (motif nak marah Don??)

Hello, I was expecting you'd be more interested on how the cat got into our shoe cabinet and died there!!



//Sorry, no picture of the dead cat, are you fricking sick???


P/S: and oh yeah, I changed my blog layout again. Took me the whole night ok!!! I made the header image myself from scratch ok!!