Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Alia sudah bersara untuk menaga.

I NEED to stop bitching and menaga setiap hari. Haha...kata mau kahwin! Kenalah jaga tingkah laku kannnnn

*muntah hijau*

No seriously, I felt sooo dungu when I was there and I had to control my api. Sebab kalau aku mengamok, mestilah bakal mak mertua saya fikir "wah, Alia ni panas baran rupanya!" Hahaaaahaaaaa

Ok tipu, she wouldn't say that, sebab sah-sah lah dia tak pandai cakap BM kan...haha, bunguk.

It was SOO fricking hard for me to marah kat Don sebab dah lah duduk sebumbung, aku nak storm keluar pon, I don't have a car and plus I couldn't even drive sebab diorg kan on the other side, aku nak jalan kaki keluar nanti takut kena rogol (ha! ada ke orang nak rogol kau Alia, org tengok je boleh pengsan. AHAH!!).

So my only choice was to either duduk sebelah pool sambil kenkonon buat muka sedih sebab nak dipujuk, or storm to my room and lock the door and possibly takkan kena pujuk sebab dia takkan ketuk pintu sebab nanti mak dia dengar what's the hype.

Hahah....

What?

Oh yeah, to all men out there, please please please listen to my kata-kata bernas ini...

Jikalau teman wanita anda merajuk, SILALAH kejar dia dan pujuk. Kalau kau tak kejar, lagilah dia mengamok. Lepas tu kalau nak pujuk (selepas tarikh tutup) lagi susah..kena hadiahkan dia intan berlian pulak kan dah susah..Haha...

So anyway, yeah, susah ok nak mengamok when you're in someone else's house. You need to put on your topeng kepura-puraan and pretend you're a happy-go-lucky person dan bukan seorang yang baran.

Which is clearly not my best virtue.

Ada sekali tu, we had a fight and I aku terus capai kasut (no, aku tak pakai kasut dlm bilik, tapi pakai kasut kat area rumah yang lain - what? I was living as an American kan! haha) sebab mmg masa tu dah terlampau marah and dia dan dan je cakap dgn sinisnya:

"You wanna storm out? Go ahead. Good luck"

Babi!

Eh, I mean khinzir betul!

Hahahah...

Mentang mentang dia tau aku sure akan sesat punya, lagi dia cakap macam tu.

ai het yuh!
Tiba tiba...lol

Tapi tu lah, I don't know how you married couples deal kalau bergadoh. How ya?? We still haven't reached to that maturity level lagi...haha...

But yeah, from now on, I will try to bersopan-santun, hormat menghormati dan berlemah lembut!

WISH ME LUCK GUYS! (lawl).

Dan jugak salah satu sebab aku mahu menukar cara hidup (waddehel "cara hidup" LOLOLOL) aku ini sebab aku telah mendapat satu gelaran yang agak tak femes, iaitu ALIA SI NAGA BERAPI

Terasa ai tau. lawlawlawl

Tak pe awak tak pe...ada ubi ada batas, ada api boleh saya balas awak dengan kuasa sakti ajaib saya! BWAHAHAHAH.

Oh plis, ai is very the geli bila gelar "saya awak saya awak" ni.

Oh tidakkkkkkkkkk, sila lempang aku cepat cepat.

3 comments:

  1. Laaa.... time your bf cakap "Go Ahead. Good Luck" tu , You should've just bought a tix to Denver....baru cuak pakcik tu mane si Alia ni hilang...haa baru tu..eksyen lagi... kan.

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  2. as a married women - nak masuk 3 tahun - omigod..terasa sungguh tua dah...tapi kan...ada time gaduh jugak, tapi malas nak lama-lama...just how both of u handle things aje la...tak baik lama-lama , takpe alia, my limit 3 hari je...kengkadang bila die buat bodo tuh....lagik geram aje...ha ha ha...

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  3. Alia, trust me.. it'll never end just because we get married. And we didn't deal with it either. I pun jenis suka menaga dan sampai sekarang my husband of 3 years masihhh pujuk selepas tarikh tutup. Hahaha.

    But living on our own banyakk membantula sebab we can storm out and in and buat drama swasta naga sakti berapi tanpa dikacau mana-mana pihak. Agak-agak dah penat berdrama baik la balik. Hehe.

    Good Luck!

    Btw, love your blog.

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