Eff you fothermucker.

I am so annoyed (emphasize on the SO) with this one guy. He's the malay male version of a black obnoxious woman.

He think his trashy jokes are hilariously funny har har har yang membuatkan aku nak tempeleng kepala otak dia dengan buku yellow pages. Biar bergegar sikit otak.

It's funny lah coz I thought I could deal with HIS type, sebab selama ni bila orang bingit bingit aku buat selambakodok je. But when it comes to him, aku rasa darah aku dah membuak buak naik sampai ke telinga.

What's hard for me is that I have to maintain a professional attitude cause he's a colleague. Nanti aku mencarut carut habis lah reputation aku. Hahahaa.

His award winning joke type is of course, physical "har har kau gemuk".

I'm a reasonable person, sometimes aku pon buat lawak pasal berat mak gajah aku ni, and sometimes it's okay for me to listen to your derogatory remarks, tapi kalau dah hari hari dan setiap masa, apa kes beb.

Not only that, dia ni jugak suka merungut. Sikit sikit merungut. Kena buat report merugut. Kena tulis minit merungut.

What the.

Kalau kau nak merungut sendiri sendiri ok lah jugak, tapi ni merungut DEPAN BOS. What the fuck. Oklah, aku sebenarnya tak kisah lah dia nak merungut ke apa, tapi kadang kadang bingit lah jugak telinga, but what I'm concerned the most is that, because kitaorg ni masuk kerja satu batch and just because of his negative attitude, habis satu batch pihak management pandang serong.

You know lah, the term sebab nila setitik habis susu sebelanga...or something like that lah. Haha

Satu lagi, dia ni cakap lepas je. Oklah, aku pon kadang-kadang cakap lepas jugak, tapi I know how to limit myself and tengoklah jugak keadaan sekeliling kan. Ni kau nak cakap lepas depan bos bos kau apa hal? Kau tak der manners ke?

Sebenarnya banyak lagi benda aku tak puas hati dgn dia, tapi aku dah malas nak type. Hahahahaa. Sebab kalau aku type pasal dia lagi, guarantee hari ni aku rasa nak menaga je bila nampak muka dia.

The best solution that I can do right now is not to retaliate, but to stay away from him. Why fight fire with fire kan? Baik aku amik fire extinguisher dan hempuk kat kepala dia kan. HAHAH.

Or do you guys ada lagi idea bernas?