Saturday, December 5, 2015

Berak depan rumah


Have you guys read the news lately? About our very own sexual perpetrator endorsed by the Ministry!!

hahahahahah

Ok lah, not fair when I judge the Ministry for his own ill-behavior.
I mean sapa sangka kan, muka bajet baik, pangkat tinggi bagai, tapi sex maniac uolss!!

Nah keratan news for you to enjoiiiiceeeee

Aku dok terbahak bahak baca article ni.
Cerita dongeng zaman tok kaduk silam uolss


 Boleh tak dia kasi statement yg dia pergi strip club for music??

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kalau ikut logik dia ni, people look at online porn  for the story line, not for the steamy actions, people use the bathroom just to sit, not to shit, people go clubbing, just to smoke cigarettes......boleh mcm tu???

hahahahahaha

Please laaahhhhh pakcik. Kot ye pun "under pressure", please use your own hand, in your own room! Kan dah ada kemudahan pornhub redtube bagai. Kalau kena tangkap pun, tak de la masuk berita International.



This story really cracked me up.

Boleh tak dia cakap just because she smiled, that was an invitation for him to get into her pants?!
Dah la bajet hotstuff, pastu nak cover line on why he was half naked, cakap dia berak depan rumah minah tu, then dgn sukahati je masuk pintu depan rumah minah tu sebab nak basuh berak, boleh????

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA

Pakcik pleaseeeeeee. Kot ye pun nak menipu, tolong la bijak sikit.
Kena belajar art of deception.

Malu sialll
Tapi aku pasti, pakcik ni memang muka tebal. Perasaan malu tu dah tak de.
Tapi kesian kat family dia la.
Kesian kat wife dia. Tetiba dpt tau laki ni sebenarnya sex maniac, pothead, stalker, and a sexual assaulter! 

There are 2 types of men in this world:
1) The ones that can control his sexual urges
2) The ones that can't.

This is based from my conversation with my husband, dia cakap it's easy for a man to get hard/turn on, but it takes a very strong will power to control that urge.

I also asked him, how does it feel when you're horny?

He said, when men are turned on, they just want to grind anything, they lose their senses and ability to think rationally, that's why most men will pursue this until the sex deed is done. THEN he'll be able to think and regret (if any). But while this is happening, their brain shuts down, not completely to the point of being a walking dead, but sometimes it's enough to make you not think of the consequences. This is where your will power comes in. Lesser minded people will lose.

He also said, he's not defending Rizalman by blaming the nature of men, this fella do not get a free pass just because men were born this way. He knew what he did was wrong, and he still did it. The least this Rizalman can do is own up to his mistakes. Stop making up bullshit excuses and lame-ass stories. Black magic konon.



Anyway, this shit happened to abang dia jugak (tidur dengan orang lain - bukan berak depan rumah orang hahahahaha)

Abg dia ni bajet buaya darat. Pompuan tukar tukar. Tang mana yg betina betina ni terpikat kat dia pun aku tak pasti. Sebab aku tengok, tak de la hensem pun. Perangai pun kekadang mcm syaitonnnirrojimmm hahahahah

Tu yg bila dia ckp dia nak kawen, semua org terkejut beruk. Tetiba bertukar jadi Mista Komitmen. Ha. Tapi aku bajet the only reason kenapa dia nak kawen sebab betina (akk ipar) dah mengandung. ha ha ha. Kenkonon nak jadi suami/bapak mithali.

Pooodah.

Pastu lepas beberapa tahun kawen, perangai buaya darat kembali lagi.
Dlm tahun ni, ada 2 betina jugak la yg sangkut.
Seriously, aku sampai skrang tak tau tang mana yg menjadi punca pojaan hati betina betina ni!!
Pada aku (tak tau la pada korang mcm mana) dia tu tak de la hensem pun. Duit pun tak de. Kerjaya pun tak de.

Tapi hmmm, betina-betina yg dok tonggeng kat dia tu pun tak de la lawa pun. Duit pun tak de. Kerjaya pun tak de.

Eh.
Padan lah.
Loser sama loser. Patut la terpikat.


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Eh.
Ayat mcm pantat.




5 comments:

  1. malu laa... msia dah jd laughing stock in all aspects...

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  2. Nak tergelak, pegi strip club nak dengo musik. Download spotify free jek, ngok nyer alasan tol.

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  3. "I went to the strip for the free wifi" This make more sense than his excuse.

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  4. Hahahahaha im speechless!
    Why lah malaysian ni makin lama makin bangang..
    Suka bagi alasan macam beruk, zzzzz

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  5. menyampah betul kalau lelaki x hot tp perasan hot and rasa semua pompuan akan terpikat kt dia.. yuckksss... plis lah..

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