Here you go....

Only for you, you random disgustingly sick person!

Hateful

Hamik kau, update 3 kali dlm sehari serentak.

Ni la nama dia sifat rajin telah kembali.

Anyway, I wanted to reply to all of hateful comments yg pernah dapat, tapi its either dah terjawab, or backed up by my awesome readers (You!).

Aku pon tak paham kenapa orang nak comment penuh dengan perasaan dengki, kalau tak suka tu, tak payah la baca. Yang kau bersungguh sungguh sampai nak komen bagai tu kenapa?

Sebenarnya kau suka aku kan...tapi malu nak cakap. So kau nyorok belakang "anonymous" kan? Ala ala macam budak tadika....suka kacau kacau perempuan tu..padahal dalam hati ada taman.

Umur pon dah separuh abad, tak payah nak berperangaikan kebudak budakkan. Kalau suka cakap je la suka. Nanti ai kasi biskut chipsmore ok?

kiss kiss.

Tak paham aku orang macam ni. For me, kalau aku tak suka baca blog orang tu, aku tutup je. Tak kuasa la pulak aku nak click "comment" pastu kena spend time untuk type pulakkk.

They don't deserve my energry and time.

Wahh. Spiking kau. Kelaaaass.

Anyway, sebenarnya aku tanak la blog marah marah macam ni (eh, marah ke?). Ai just nak blog hepi hepi stuff je.

So mari la kita berkawan balik yek?

kiss kiss lagi.

Replying an overdue comment

So I was feeling particularly rajin and was reading my old blog entries.
And I found this lovely comment from a reader.

She (well I'm assuming that's a she considering the name) had a point in her comment, but I never got the chance to reply to her.

So here's to you deann.

The black fatty ugly creature from the sea. I even took the liberty to add awesome teyteks since I have an awesome pair.

Alia bogel

Usually I'd just scoff all these keywords that directed to my blog. It became the norm for people to google "rumah urut" or "urut bogel" or "awek urut" and mostly will be directed to this post: Urut dan Bogel

So nothing sparks my interest me until la aku nampak keyword ni..

LOL.
LOL.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Oklah, it might NOT be me, cause I'm not the only Alia in this world kan, but I'd like to think that *that* particular person wanted to see ME naked.

Because the hilarity is beyond measure. 

Anyway, thank you for making my day brighter with laughter, you ..you random perverted person! And just because of that, YOU get to see me naked!

Happy feasting pipol!

I even took the time to draw some cleavage for you, you random perverted person! LOL

COMIC: So I had a VERY bad stomach cramp for the past few days.....

Babik Don ni. He kept on repeating the word "sakit" a couple of times, pastu gelak puaka!

Dia ni menganjing aku ke apa!

COMIC: Transliteral

Saikosis laki aku ni!

When he says "I'm gonna lay my head down on the bed" LITERALLY means laying/putting his head on the bed.

Aku ingat nak baring!

I suppose when he wants to baring, he'd say "I'm gonna lay my body down on the bed" kot. haha.
 

Persoalan terjawab (LOL Tajuk tak boleh blah)

Kerie is my anak ayam.
*Kenyataan berani mati oleh seorang mak hayam*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHSHASSDFGHJK I am laughing so hard because I know I'm dead LOLOLOLOL

Okok jokes aside.

Apa la korang ni, curious sangat haaaaaa.
So anyway, I told Kerie that there are some people asking who he is, and pakcik tu tetiba diselubungi oleh satu perasaan riak pulak. 

Eh eh.

So I asked him, what should I address him as?
I had this superbly awesome idea that I was gonna introduce him as my boyfriend and laugh my ass off when comments keep on popping on FB and on Blogger..tapi sebenarnya aku ni bajet je diva, nobody will even caree pon!

Yes I know, I'm a prima donna.

Lepas tu aku kena marah dengan Kerie cause he said aku ni suka buat drama Tagalog.

Whateveeeerrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm very easy in amusing myself!

Anyway, after tons of pleases', this is Kerie! (well, this is HIS version of himself -- which is even better than my version of him haha, aku lukis bulat bulat je)

Tapi since I'm a very persuasive person, this is a real-life version of Kerie:

Which I seriously think he just woke up in this picture. Hoi tak boleh ke kau bagi gambar hensem sikit? LOLOL


Anyway, this is his blog entry on how all these started. Aku ni pemalas nak cerita dari awal. Sedar sedar dah ada muka dia. haha.


p/s: If you're interested, please drop me a private message. I can tell more about him. LOL

Damn tetiba aku rasa macam matchmaker website. LOLOLOLOLOL

Ok I'm dead. LOLOLOLOLOL


p/ss: Wani, yes, it's K. Aku lupa nama glemer dia "K". Haha