Apa Ni?: Au revoir 2009, Hola 2010! Wah, multi languages mak kali ni.

WOW!

Lamanya tak update blog (wah, itu pon kecoh ke Alia). Tapi lately ni, rasa malas gila nak hapdet lahhh. I mean lain lah kalau aku ni hari hari tukar boifren baru pastu buat seks rambang sana sini (motif nak tukar bf dan buat seks rambang?? hahaahah)

So anywayyyysss, 2010 is only 2 hours away. What's my new year's resolution?

TO STOP MAKING ANOTHER FAR-FETCHED RESOLUTION LEPAS TU DEPRESSED SEBAB TAK DAPAT CAPAI.

Yes, I'm going to learn to live in kesederhanaan and be content on what I already have. Wah, bunyi macam gempak.

I'm not saying I should stop aiming on whatever I should aim lah kan, but tak de lah sampai macam:

"Azam tahun baru saya untuk tahun ini adalah untuk kuruskan badan sampai 40kg dalam masa 2 bulan dan cuba untuk masuk Malaysian Idol"

Ok, azam yang paling taik aku pernah fikir.

There are several things yang berlaku in 2009 (dan akhir tahun 2008). Contohnya (that I can remember):

Don datang Malaysia! Yay yay yay. Eh, wait, ini cita-cita tahun 2008. But he came at the end of 2008, so, boleh kira la ni.

(Langkawi cable car ftw)

Tengok Don pakai baju melayu dan songkok....dan pakai dress shoes (dasar omputeh, nak buat macam mana). Sungguh kacak dan segak bergaya! Eh, I'm biased, so whatttttt

(My whole family, serious shit tak tipu @ Acu's wedding. CUBA CARI DON BERBAJU MELAYU DAN BERSONGKOK. HAHAHHAA. Ok nevermind. He stands out)

Dyed a chunk of my hair BLOODY red (tho warna itu faded over time) and received various jelingan dan surprisingly, compliments from strangers. I kid you not.

Received salary increment (twice!!) dalam masa beberapa bulan sahaja. Oso dapat bonus! Dan dapat permanent post!....lepas tu aku quit. Hahah. Bongok gila.

First time professionally negotiated on employment contract, and rejected the offer. Rasa macam bagus gila, sekeh kang.

Ayah (uncle) kawen baru. And his new wife is only 5 years older than me! AND HE'S what, 50 years old??? OH NOES. But she's a great person lah. Thank God. Nasib baik bukan jenis yang kawin sebab nak duit dan paksa orang tunduk kat dia sebab dapat gelaran Datin instant. Itu can go to helllll. Wah, tiba-tiba emo. (Matiler, kot tetiba ayah baca blog ni. Hahah ampun Ayahhh, nanti Alia basuh kereta P Ramlee tu yeee??!!)

Went and stayed (and was hoping I could overstay) in America for 6 fricking months! That's the highlight of the year lah, cause I spent half a year kat sana.

Holy shit, I spent half a year outside of Malaysia.

I am still amazed. SETENGAH TAHUN WOI. Hahah...ok jakun, sila abaikan.

I went to Walmart, and loved it. LOL. (Hoh, korok gila, pergi Walmart pon suka) Seronok tengok shampoo Head and Shoulders (cause I use that) harga $3 sahaja, sebab selama ni harga berbelas ringgit.

I went to K-Mart. Dan still prefer Walmart cause things are cheaper.

Hoh apa ni, pergi convenient stores pon boleh jadi highlight.

VIVA LAS VEGAS. I WENT TO FRICKING LAS VEGAS. VEGAS UOLLS, MAK SUKAAAA sebab dapat tengok orang putih separuh naked. HAHAHAHA. Wah keji.

Went to Carowinds. Theme park sempadan North and South Carolina. Syiok gilos serta berlengas.

First time main game card secara serious with the Millers. Ni kira macam judi kanak-kanak lah jugak, ala, kita sini main kad guna kuaci ke apa, sana guna 20 posen. Macam tu lah.

Met the Millers. I love them to bits. Ok tak der lah semua, sebab aku rasa ada je keluarga tu yang macam cinabeng.

Benci tahap gaban kat one of his family members. Ni yang jenis tak reti respect orang lain punya privacy dan selfish. Eh, aku baru je kenal diorg, dah boleh benci membenci ka? Legit ka macam tu? Haha

JEJAK KAKI DI SOUTH KOREA (albeit airport sajaaaa..jadi lah!) WEEEEE WOO WEE WOO AHNYOUNGHASEYO.

Stranded in Amsterdam for 12 hours. 12 FRICKING HOURS!!

Argued with omputehs professionally and demanded compensation (walaupon masa kat Amsterdam tu haprak diorg nak layan ptuih). Oklah, I always argue with Don (omputeh la jugak tu), tapi itu argue menggedik, tak kira.

Mandi swimming pool SETIAP HARI. Seriously, macam jakun gila bila ada pool belakang rumah. (eh, memang jakun pon)

First time TIDAK sambut raya bersama keluarga :( Sedih lah jugak part ni.

But overjoyed sebab tak perlu kasi duit raya kat adik adik dan sedara mara. HAHAHA.

First time puasa 13 (or was it 16 hours?) jam because of summer.

First time CARVED A PUMPKIN!!

(Yes yes, with the help of Dondon of course. BUT LOOK AT THAT, OUR PUMPKIN'S THE BEST! IT'S A FRICKING VAULT BOY AND NOT SOME LAME ASS JACK-O-LANTERN! WEEE! Wah, tetiba suka hati gila si gedik ni. )

I celebrated HALLOWEEN! Like the REAL HALLOWEEEN where you go from houses to houses trick or treating. SYIOK GILA. AND I DRESSED UP. WAH. Semangat siottttt.

(AS ZOMBIES. I LOVED every moment of that. )

Had a glorious vacay @ Cameron Highlands recently with family. SYIOK GILA

Ni bukan nak cakap aku ni separa mat salleh ke apa, but I don't eat fresh durian (boleh?). I mean bukannya sampai "EWW YUCK WHATS THIS" punya tahap gedik, tapi sebab aku rasa bila makan badan rasa panas melampau ok. Dah lah lemak banyak, lagi nak tambah kepanasan?? Anyway, 2009 ni jugak lah first time saya makan fresh durian since I dunno when! YAAAA!! SILA KAGUM DENGAN ALIA!

First time menganggur and REALLY DESPERATE to get a job sebab nak kawen. Haha.. eh, betul lah.

Apa lagi lah, aku dah tak boleh fikir dah. So many things that happened in 2009, I enjoyed every moments of it, laughters and sadness, but it's time to say goodbye! (wah, ayat cliche) and hopefully 2010 won't be as bad.

Silalah doa saya cepat kahwin amen.

HAHAHAHAH