PTPTN contact person: Pertanyaan status, penarikan senarai hitam, CCRIS, etc

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Hai adik adik,

Kali ni ahkak nak tulis dlm BM la, senang sikit nak mengadu damba. Letih jari nak type English. HAHAH

Anyway, this is gonna be a sticky post (eh? Tadi kata nak cakap BM, buruk siku betul (Eh? Buruk siku ke? LOL Aku tak tau apa nak panggil - I thought buruk siku tu mcm Indian giver? Dah kasi then amik balik? - Eh dah melalut ok whatever))

Anyway, I'm doing the world (or at least PTPTN loan holders a favor today)

My sister works in PTPTN and she's having this mid-life crisis and wants to help you on your loan status.

HAHAHAHAHAH

"mid-life crisis" katanya.

I mean why in the world would you wanna advertise that you wanna help people.......Ok nvm. That's just me.

Cause I'm lazy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



No lah, she's just doing her job, so if you have any question on your loan status, applying for PTPTN, removal of blacklisted status, repaying your loan (cause it's a fricking loan, not a scholarship), or ANYTHING about PTPTN, you can contact her directly!

And I mean this, it's a direct communication to her.

Anyway, do share this info around with your friends and families ya! And do keep her contact info for your future reference!

You can download this flyer here

Phone call/Whatsapp: 017 - 221 9894 

Email: iliezharif@ptptn.gov.my

Sekian.

Saya yang menurut perintah.
Majulah sukan untuk negara.

HAHHAHAHA

Cerita pasal rambut pulak kali ni

I miss this.

I miss my long bangs.
I miss my purple hair.

Rasa macam menyesal pulak potong rambut. I could have simpan rambut sampai bontot! At least boleh la kibas kibas rambut bajet supermodel.

Eh angan-angan je ni. Sebab bila rambut panjang sikit je, mula la gatal nak potong.

Honestly, I can't stand rambut panjang tutup leher.
Dah la memang leher aku ni diselaputi dengan lemak lemak tepu, bila rambut panjang je, mesti ada neck sweat. Yucksss gelii ahkakkkkk

Lagipun, mak selalu cakap, I look better with short hair. Rambut panjang nampak macam kitew niw 40taun.

Kitew muda lagiw lewwww

Kah kah kah. Tetiba saiko bajet nak type kitew kitew kan. Berjiwa muda katanyaaa.
Lempang plis.

Anyywaayyyy, semenjak duduk Ahmerikah ni, macam macam feshen rambut ahkak dah buat. Undercut? Sidecut? Mohawk? Faux hawk? Blonde? Pink? Purple? Red? Blue? Been there done that.

Gila cemerlang.

Nasib baik ler dapat laki jenis supportive. Dia la yang tukang gunting rambut.
Dia tak suka pompuan rambut panjang. Very old fashioned katanya.
Dia suka rambut pendek, funky dan modern.
Nasib la dapat isteri macam beta, memang suka rambut pendek. Memang padan betul kan!


Hair journey:

I know I've posted this a long time ago.
But this is PART of my hair journey. Ada banyak lagi yg tak documented. Malassss wehh

Gambar gambar yg di upload, semua bajet cun lah. Kenkonon candid gelak ketawa, padahal gelak sensorang depan camera.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Nak upload gambar selfie, image itu penting. Angle kena betul. Lighting kena bagus. Emosi muka pun kena terrer.



But oleh di sebabkan this is my blog and I'm feeling blah-whatever-I don't care hari ni, mari la ahkak belanja selfie that has never been uploaded anywhere before, an unadulterated version of me. Tiada unsur unsur photoshop, makeup mahupun bedak johnson&johnson sekalipun.

WAHAHAHHAAhahahahahahahahah

Sila tutup mata!

Ok tujuan ahkak nak tunjuk gambar ni is to show the IN BETWEEN process of changing my hair color.


Setiap kali nak tukar kaler, I have to strip off the current color before putting on another color. Process tu dinamakan bleaching.

Dan oleh disebabkan rambut ahkak ni pure Asian punya rambut, punyalah degil nak buang kaler, so process bleaching ni terpaksa di buat berulang kali. So that's why la rambut lama-lama jadi menggerutu, dan automatically akan menjadi sabut kelapa.

Oleh disebabkan rambut dah tak serupa rambut, so sebab tu I had to cut it short.

But that picture was taken last year. Sebab tu muka masih serupa donut gergasi (sekarang macam donut regular je hahahahaha)




For now, I'm contented with my pixie cut. Setiap kali tengok cermin, rasa mcm "damnnnnnn I look goooood - patutlah si Don berkenan"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Konfiden bebbb.

Pixie cut ni walaupun pendek, tapi nak style leceh sikit. Ni gambar lepas basuh rambut.


But whatever lah, it doesn't matter how leper it gets after being washed, sebab when I style it:

....gua rasa stylo gila babeng.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

COMIC: When my mother-in-law tried my Malaysian dish....

I think I have scarred her for life.

BTW, spiciness is not a flavor. It scientifically means pain. So if you like spicy food, that means you just like pain.

So you're a masochist. I'm a masochist. We're all masochists!

LOL.

COMIC: No matter what

He's so funny it hurts

T_T

Riding on that nostalgic feeling...

I was cleaning up my PC today after I've upgraded to Windows 10. I was thinking of updating my blog on how sweet Windows 10 looks like, but I'm pretty sure most of you have upgraded yours a long time ago, so...there's really no reason for me to write about it. Plus, I suck at reviewing technology, everything is either sucks to the max, or pretty darn good.

...but I have something that you guys haven't seen before!!!

*drum rolls*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So apparently we've been married..errr...10 years ago!

"Cyberminister Doc Love" LOLOLOL oh my gooosssshhhhh, sooo fricking lame.

And the fact that I saved a copy of the "cert" is even more lame!
....wait, the fact that we even DID IT is BEYOND lame!!!

hahahahahahahaahahahah

It was 2004.....so we were like.....20!

Holy shit.
I was super lame when I was 20, man.

Well, I was at the peak of  my teenage love at that point in life. Was beyond ecstatic that I had a boyfriend. I thought I was gonna grow old alone man.

I remember holding on to this "cert" as if it was an assurance that he belongs to me, and I belong to him or some shit like that. Since most teenage couples that time would receive a ring or some thing, I had my fricking virtual marriage certificate. HA take that you-normal-people!

Anyway c'mon guys, admit it, you've done this before as well! This was when this shit was famous, where everybody virtually (pun intended) married everyone.


Well not me though, apparently I only married this one guy virtually, and just (VERY) lucky enough that I get to marry the same guy physically & legally (phew!)



I also found this picture while I was cleaning.

It's a screencap of his screen.
With my humongous face taking over his whole screen.

Duuddeeeeeee.


I don't remember what year was this, but it should be around the same time 2004-2005 or something.
Cause his hair was still long.
And still using Windows XP.
And we were communicating via Yahoo Chat (and MSN)! Skype didn't exist before then.

heuheuhue.

He also said that this is his favorite picture of me.

Errrrr...wat.



Anywaayyy moving on,

I'm pretty sure I've uploaded the this picture a long time ago, but who cares.

This is MY favorite picture of him.

I think my husband looks hot here.

huehuehuehue.

And also here.

I remember staring at this picture for hours. This was before we met each other in person. So imagine the feeling, butterflies went psychotic in my stomach. hahahahah

I know he's gonna kill me if he finds out that I've uploaded these pictures here. LOLOL

Oh well.

Cranky Don.

Look how skinny he was!!

What the hell happened to him now!
hahahahahahhah




Speaking of now...

He grew up!

This was taken a few months ago durrr.




You know.... I've been with him for a decade, we spent ALL of our 20s together, we watched each other grew up, so I can honestly say.........dayum boi, u got fat.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Ok bai!

I changed it again

HA.

I've changed my theme again. I did the whole shebang around 7pm and now it's 4am. This is what we call, dedi-frickin-cation.

Or just a huge waste of time.

Hhaha

Either way, it works. Because I am now happy and contented with how my blog looks like.
For now.

In case if you wanna know (even if you don't, you're still gonna have to read this line LOL), I'm very particular about blog design. I can't stand super cluttered, shit-all-over-the-place design. I'm super anal about that. I get really annoyed and will end up not updating my blog (HAHA alasan). And when I'm blog surfing, and I get into a very cluttered blog with adverts all over the place, there's a high chance that I'll just exit it. HAHAHA I'm such a diva I know.

Anyway, back to me (LOL). People have been complaining that my posts are very rude (because I use vulgar words -- it's just sometimes it's hard to call an idiot other than "idiot", ya know what I'm saying?)

So to circumvent this popular opinion, I've decided to take the "flowery" approach.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Imma genius.

Now, you can't tell how horrible and rude this blog is because you have flowers and pink stuff all over your face!

HA.

Anyway, I change my blog theme often because I get bored often.

And to change a theme, it takes hours and I'm really starting to question my priorities here....

I mean it's the compiling of shit that makes it tedious, and resizing, and aligning. Just look at how cluttered my desktop was man....I mean I can't stand it when you open a ton of windows because I get confused most of the time, but when it comes to beautifying my blog, I actually don't mind.

I think it shows where my interest is leaning towards to.

Just sucks that my background is in IT engineering. What the fuck was I thinking.

COMIC: "Baby, don't make yourself regret..."

Yep.
I've been dutch-ovened.