Di mana lelaki kacak?

Crap.

I am feeling a tad apprehensive, sebab besok aku report dutyyyy. Oklah, besok baru introduction, ada site visit, lah jadah jadah semua tu. So it should be fun and I've got nothing to worry about. Right?

RIGHT?

Crap lah. I'm still fucking apprehensive. Maybe sebab I've pampered myself too much for the past (almost) 1-year. And now I know I've got bigger responsibilities, aku mula menggelabah.

Another thing, I'm not an ass kisser. I know companies macam ala-ala kerajaan ni, kalau nak naik cepat, kau kena pandai mengipas. Aku kipas diri sendiri tau tau lah, sebab panas. Haha. Ok memang tak de kena mengena, but who cares.

Ok, I need to not stress about this.

No stress. No stress.

But shit, 3 minggu induction?? Apa kes?? Why the hell would they make it 3 weeks?? Seminggu cukup ah. Kau nak torture sampai hampir sebulan tu apahal. Dah lah we'll be stuck in a room with strangers. I don't like sleeping with strangers.

Sebab aku tidur secara keji.

I just don't like having someone whom I have not met before sleeping the same room.

Walaupon aku selalu claim I can get along with everyone, but kalau orang tu dah memang bangang, macam mana.

Ok, I am stressing.

No stress. No stress.

Fuck it lah, I am stressing.

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What the hell is wrong with my Facebook? Aku dah hide perempuan tu banyak kali, tapi tetap lah muncul dalam news feed aku.

I'm so fucking tired and annoyed bila TERbaca status kau pasal anak kau dan suami kau tu.

I get it, you have a fucking child, and a fucking husband, but tak payah lah kau nak update "hari ni anak aku baru merangkak!" 

selang 2 minit

"tadi anak aku kentut! bunyi sungguh comel"

selang 2 minit

"husband aku pon suka dengar kentut anak kami"

selang 2 minit

"kesian husband i, kena kerja hari ni. tapi tak pe, asalkan dia dah dengar bunyi kentut anak kami sudah" 


WHAT THE FUCK.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE. MENYEMAK JE TAU TAK.

AKU DAH HIDE NAMA KAU BERKALI KALI. TAPI KAU MUNCUL JUGAK.

Kau ingat kau sorang je ada anak/husband? Mak bapak aku pon ada Facebook jugak, tapi tak der lah diorg setiap 2 minit update "my eldest daughter Alia cleaned her room today!"

"my youngest daughter is back from school!"

wah, stok speaking je family aku..haha

Ok aku terbuat lawak, tiba tiba dah hilang rasa panas membara tu.

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Ok. Aku tau kenapa aku rasa macam ibu naga malam ni, sebab aircond bilik aku bocor. And cuaca negara Malaysia panas (wah, sejak bila aku berlagak bukan dari Malaysia ni).

Berpeluh peluh ok.

I don't like bila tidur dengan kipas, and bilik penuh haba.

Ai kan separa mat saleh, tidur mesti ada rasa cuaca Amerikah sikit. Baru lah boleh tidur secara nyaman.

HAHAH.

Ok sila lempang.

Oklah, aku nak angkut laptop ni dan ceroboh masuk bilik adik aku. Pastu paksa dia pasang AC sampai 16C siap dengan kipas speed nombor 5.  Kalau ada 6C lagi bagus.