Friday, September 11, 2015

Cerita pasal rambut pulak kali ni


I miss this.




I miss my long bangs.
I miss my purple hair.

Rasa macam menyesal pulak potong rambut. I could have simpan rambut sampai bontot! At least boleh la kibas kibas rambut bajet supermodel.

Eh angan-angan je ni. Sebab bila rambut panjang sikit je, mula la gatal nak potong.

Honestly, I can't stand rambut panjang tutup leher.
Dah la memang leher aku ni diselaputi dengan lemak lemak tepu, bila rambut panjang je, mesti ada neck sweat. Yucksss gelii ahkakkkkk

Lagipun, mak selalu cakap, I look better with short hair. Rambut panjang nampak macam kitew niw 40taun.

Kitew muda lagiw lewwww

Kah kah kah. Tetiba saiko bajet nak type kitew kitew kan. Berjiwa muda katanyaaa.
Lempang plis.

Anyywaayyyy, semenjak duduk Ahmerikah ni, macam macam feshen rambut ahkak dah buat. Undercut? Sidecut? Mohawk? Faux hawk? Blonde? Pink? Purple? Red? Blue? Been there done that.

Gila cemerlang.

Nasib baik ler dapat laki jenis supportive. Dia la yang tukang gunting rambut.
Dia tak suka pompuan rambut panjang. Very old fashioned katanya.
Dia suka rambut pendek, funky dan modern.
Nasib la dapat isteri macam beta, memang suka rambut pendek. Memang padan betul kan!


Hair journey:






I know I've posted this a long time ago.
But this is PART of my hair journey. Ada banyak lagi yg tak documented. Malassss wehh

Gambar gambar yg di upload, semua bajet cun lah. Kenkonon candid gelak ketawa, padahal gelak sensorang depan camera.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Nak upload gambar selfie, image itu penting. Angle kena betul. Lighting kena bagus. Emosi muka pun kena terrer.



But oleh di sebabkan this is my blog and I'm feeling blah-whatever-I don't care hari ni, mari la ahkak belanja selfie that has never been uploaded anywhere before, an unadulterated version of me. Tiada unsur unsur photoshop, makeup mahupun bedak johnson&johnson sekalipun.








WAHAHAHHAAhahahahahahahahah

Sila tutup mata!

Ok tujuan ahkak nak tunjuk gambar ni is to show the IN BETWEEN process of changing my hair color.


Setiap kali nak tukar kaler, I have to strip off the current color before putting on another color. Process tu dinamakan bleaching.

Dan oleh disebabkan rambut ahkak ni pure Asian punya rambut, punyalah degil nak buang kaler, so process bleaching ni terpaksa di buat berulang kali. So that's why la rambut lama-lama jadi menggerutu, dan automatically akan menjadi sabut kelapa.

Oleh disebabkan rambut dah tak serupa rambut, so sebab tu I had to cut it short.

But that picture was taken last year. Sebab tu muka masih serupa donut gergasi (sekarang macam donut regular je hahahahaha)




For now, I'm contented with my pixie cut. Setiap kali tengok cermin, rasa mcm "damnnnnnn I look goooood - patutlah si Don berkenan"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Konfiden bebbb.





Pixie cut ni walaupun pendek, tapi nak style leceh sikit. Ni gambar lepas basuh rambut.


But whatever lah, it doesn't matter how leper it gets after being washed, sebab when I style it:









....gua rasa stylo gila babeng.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




18 comments:

  1. Gambar last tu mengingatkan aku dgn Wyldstyle dlm Lego Movie. Hehehe

    Selalu aku dengar bleaching, tapi baru tahu itu fungsi sebenar bleaching...Thanks for the info.

    As for me plak, rambut pendek buatkan aku kurang selesa sbb aku malas sikat rambut, so selalu biarkan rambut panjang sikit (bagi lelaki panjang bg perempuan tak kot..hahaha) supaya senang nak urus guna jari je tak payah sikat...

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    1. AKu rasa kalau rambut panjang, mcm berminyak minyak. Hahaha. Kalau gas mahal sgt kat Malaysia tu, boleh perah rambut jadi gas. Hahahahahahaha

      Tapi kan, rambut pendek lagi senang! Tak payah sikat! Aku tak sikat pun rambut ni. Bangun pagi, cuci muka gosok gigi, basahkan jari pastu run fingers through hair je (kalau rajin) hahaha

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  2. Hi Alia... Serious KURUS!!! Blog la pasal your exercise routine... Pretty please

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    1. Okeh!! Tgh fikir nak update pasal ni jugak, tapi tak de la kurus mana pun!

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  3. Waiting for the ustazah brigade to storm your page. Bleach? Coloured hair? Stud chocker? *Pitam*

    JH

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    1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this cracked me up!!

      YOU my friend just made my day! hahahahahahahahahah

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    1. Aww yisssss! Hahahahah, rasa muda mudi sikitt

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  5. hahahahah aku dari duluuuu berangan nk rambut biru. apa boleh buat. angan tu disampaikan melalui lukisan jelah :3
    sabut kelapa? hahahahah!! :'))

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    1. Hahaha rambut biru susah weh nak tanggal. Sebab biru is notorious for staining. Leceh nak warna rambut ni, skrang ni maintain rambut itam je. Itam campur putih (sebab uban) hahahaha

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  6. aku baca entry sekali lalu... cepat2 nak tgk komen kot2 ada yg ostazah.. hahahaha... aku teringin nk potong rambut pixie... tp makcik tukang potong rambut tu liat benar nak potong pendek bila aku suruh... x sesuai lah... ape lah... padahal rambut aku...

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    1. Hahahahahah admit it, kau mmg baca nak tgk drama je kan. hahahahaha.

      Aku rasa kan, semua orang padan dgn pixie cut, just depends on what kind of pixie. Ada je pixie yg bangs panjang, sideburns panjang, top panjang.

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    2. hahahha.. ok ok ngaku.. aku mmg nak tgk drama komen2 terlampau... bukan kah itu salah satu hiburan dunia?..

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  7. Feewiiittt ~~
    You look good in pixie cut. Suits you. Taylor balik NC next month - pi la keluar bergossip dgn dia :)

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    1. Mesti lah kiut miut. Orang tak sini tak percaya bila aku cakap I'm 30. Ha ha ha. Depa ingat aku masih high school.

      Ala, Raleigh jauh lerrrr dari Charlotte. Dia balik berapa lama? Apasal kau tak ikuttttt kali niiiii??

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  8. serius alia, u look goog with that hair style...
    hot gile okeyhhhhhhh

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  9. ignore the typo plisssss... its GOOD actually.... damm la u typo -____-

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  10. wowwwww.... smart giler pic last sekali tu...u look good haha..i wish i can cut my hair short too.. aku pernah buat mase form 2 ..balik kampung je nenek tegur, woi lelaki mana masuk dapur aku ni..eh cucu aku rupanya..then since that tk boleh potong pendek..n too make it worst, my curly hair cannot stand short..macam nigga saja..hahahaha

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